superboots wrote:lando, why do i suck at developing pictures?
Simple! Don't go getting your panties in a twist and stress out!
You see, it's common knowledge that there are two kinds of people.
People who can grow tomatoes and people who can develop pictures!
You're just one of the expert tomato growers, but that's okay, it's cool too because you can grow a kick ass tomato and then take a picture of it and have someone develop it for you.
Frame it. Hang it on the wall if you like, and tell everyone your story when they see the greatness that is the tomato.
true!!! i rock at growing tomatoes!
HARDCORE!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
Where are you?
I've been thinking about you a lot. You left me waiting at supper again last night. You didn't show up. Again. Why must you leave me wanting more? Where can I find you? Show me the way.
Dear Lando, Why do my hands get cold when I go on my Computer?
Its very distracting because I cannot type as well with cold hands. What can I do?
-Sarah Goodbye you liar, Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything Then you think you will inspire Take apart your head (and I wish I could inspire) Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
dream in Japanese wrote:Lando, what does a rock teach me about teaching children? and why do i have to write a paper on this? and why are my professors mentally insane?
Since I'm answering this question 3 months late, I would hope you figured out the answer and finished the assignment. If not, and you're going to hand it in late (which you can't because you told me you're done school) then I will help you out with this one.
Josh wrote:lando why is chemistry sooooooooooooooooooooooo easy?
chemistry is easy for two reasons.
1) You or someone else is sleeping with your teacher.
and
2) Your teacher is under investigation for sleeping with underage students, the students know this and could easily blow their cover, so your teacher doesn't want to step out of line and get caught. So he/she just assigns extremely remedial assignments so that everyone does amazingly good, no matter how dumb they are.
If the students are happy, the teacher doesn't get caught and can continue his or her pedophilic ways.
areusad831 wrote:Lando why the hell would you need a major in high school?
onto my real question...how do you maintain your sexy figure while being a champion pickle eater at the same time?
I have no idea. Maybe he lives in some crazy foreign place like Kansas where they sell their livers for shiny nickles!
and as for my figure, it's tough. I'm not going to lie, I have a strict regimen where I only eat pickles on the days that I'm going to work out and keep my glutes in impeccable shape. The best thing about pickles is the salt content. When you're working out, the salt help your body to retain water and work out for a longer period of time. This helps me keep my incredibly sexy, but manly physique in top condition.
So being able to eat pickles and work out at the same time benefits both of my lifestyles!
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:Lando, some nut keeps knocking on my door, how do i get her to stop?
Put a dirty sock on the end of an unfolded coat hanger and push it underneath the crack of the door.
Not only will this leave them bewildered, but they'll totally forget what they wanted in the first place and leave with no ambition to bother you again.
Bananababy wrote:Lando.... DO YOU BELIEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE??? *breaks into song and dance*
......heheh sorry, i just couldn't resist
To answer this question, I must first state that it should be a complete impossibility for someone as old as Cher to be not just alive, but it should be completely impossible for her to express any amount of emotion.
And personally I do believe in life after love. It can be a difficult road after a love has ended, but if you fight and overcome the overwhelming weight that you've had to endure, you will be stronger and more aware of your decisions.
Life will be worth living and achieving your goals will be much easier for you.
Joe Cool wrote:I think the real question is... where the heck is lando?!
I was trying to regain the balance in my life when I realized I could no longer discern which parts of my life needed to be focused upon. However three months later, I've achieved at least for the time being, a minor conventional formality.
What can I do?
