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absolutely not. sorry.

i dunno. before you risk your life for her, check if she's wearing a wedding ring. if she is, then don't bother.

and if she isn't tell her you'll only save her if she'll go out with you.

What if she was drunk? and Had 3 hours to live?

Bandalero wrote:i dunno. before you risk your life for her, check if she's wearing a wedding ring. if she is, then don't bother.

and if she isn't tell her you'll only save her if she'll go out with you.

Thats a good idea.

Rusty wrote:What if she was drunk? and Had 3 hours to live?

then she wouldn't waste em with you even drunk she'd know better.

wow harsh. just play what you want man, the chicks will fall in line and eventually see the light in you.

Well they just rushed my ego to intensive care Claire

Bandalero wrote:wow harsh. just play what you want man, the chicks will fall in line and eventually see the light in you.

you are a wise man.

Rusty wrote:Well they just rushed my ego to intensive care Claire

awww, you know i love you

drive something bad ass too, like a new import car or an old muscle car or a beat up truck, chicks dig either one of those.

baby_dracula wrote:

Rusty wrote:Well they just rushed my ego to intensive care Claire

awww, you know i love you

aww i love you too

Reno, i can't drive lol, i only got my learners and no job

no job and learners permit = driving an old beat up pick up
look the part a little, buy a straw hat and make it look like an old beat up straw hat

I live in the suburbs not the country. I'm thinking the girls aren't gonna be flocking for me wearing a straw hat in pickup that i can barley drive....or would they.... *ponders*

you know what i'm talking about right? those straw hats that are all fucked up but people wear them all over the place because its cool and they're not country?

and a truck is awsome for this reason...you can haul kegs to places. keg hauler = bad ass that ladies will flock to.

i understand.

buy you gotta do alot of research bro. do hot chicks go to the parties? do they drink? what do they think of guys that drink? guys that are a little puny like you, ect.

I'm not that puny, i just havn't worked out in a while. Girls are so complicated suddenly. I'm just not gonna worry and if i find a girl i like i'll work from there.

Bandalero wrote:you know what i'm talking about right? those straw hats that are all fucked up but people wear them all over the place because its cool and they're not country?

Maybe in Texas, Reno. *runs*

and if a girl's gonna like you just because of how you look or what you drive, she probably isn't worth the hassle anyways.

Nikki: i hate you jersey chick, your the kind of people that make that kind of fashion trend.

Jim: she's worth the time until you find out she's bad in bed, then abort relationship.