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superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 4:38 pm

you know...why don't you go....suck an egg! :evil:

(I dunno, my roommate said that a few days ago :freak:

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superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/9/2002, 4:39 pm

omg, my mom says that all the time.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/9/2002, 4:41 pm

It smells like updog in here.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/9/2002, 4:41 pm

my grandma used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free" that also explains why she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/9/2002, 4:42 pm

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 4:42 pm

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/9/2002, 4:57 pm

*cough*

how about that funky weather? el nino i tells ya. or is it el nina now? stupid hermaphroditic weather

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 10/9/2002, 5:04 pm

Aerindipity wrote:It smells like updog in here.

You know you have smatter on your shirt?

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/9/2002, 5:05 pm

some of my dad's sayings:

"it's raining out like a cow peeing on a flat rock."

"it's colder than a well-digger's ass in the klondikes."

my brother-in-law, Steven, uses the following:

"that's fucked up like a snake in a lawnmower."

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/9/2002, 5:07 pm

Man, those made me laugh. :mrgreen:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 5:09 pm

my newest saying:

"Bethany, why did you run into the door? why did you get orange spray in your nose? etc"

me: BECAUSE I'M BETHANY, THAT'S WHY!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/9/2002, 5:13 pm

WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFront door.

We used to say that when kids to get mom all ruffled.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 5:15 pm

LOL!!!! we used to do that too!!!

Why don't you go kiss my....asssssssparagus!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/9/2002, 5:20 pm

the best one i've heard is "i'm fucked like a slut on whoreday!"

the android · Post by **the android** » 10/9/2002, 5:21 pm

fluttergirl wrote:some of my dad's sayings:

"it's raining out like a cow peeing on a flat rock."

"it's colder than a well-digger's ass in the klondikes."

my brother-in-law, Steven, uses the following:

"that's fucked up like a snake in a lawnmower."

One of my dad's:

"THat thing's shut tighter than a bull's ass in fly season."

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/9/2002, 5:22 pm

You couldn't get a clue if you were in the middle of a field of horny clues, wearing clue musk and doing the clue mating dance!

I don't think that makes any sense, though.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 5:24 pm

your parents actually say these things???

My mom doesn't have any funny sayings, except, "I'm going to take a slow boat to China," and "If you do bad things, you'll get hurt," "It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to do this," and my ultimate favorite, "Bethany, you scare the hell outta me." :uh:

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/9/2002, 5:26 pm

My mom swears at me in portugese. Most of the time, i have no clue what she's saying, so i just laugh at her :lol:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/9/2002, 5:26 pm

Oh, my favorite thing my mother says to me is:

"Aerin, did you take your medication today?"

Oh, and lest I forget,

"I can do it because I'm older. It's my turn. When you're older, it'll be your turn."

Yeah, MY TURN TO PUT YOU IN A HOME!!!!!!!!

:mad:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/9/2002, 5:29 pm

"when you have your own car, you can listen to whatever radio station you want...this is MY car!" :mad:

"Common sense, Bethany, Common sense!"

:mad:

...and I have to see her today.