THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/4/2002, 3:48 pm

Okay, brief synopsis:

-Brent and Raine are in a zoo in East Africa.
-Beth, Steve (who may or may not still be naked), Duncan (shirtless), and Jeremy (still lacking beer) are on a plane to East Africa to rescue their beloved frontman.
-The kidnappers, not quite sure how Brent slipped out with Raine without their noticing, are equally confused as to how Emtee appeared in the warehouse.
-Chantal's considering divorce.
-Women are still flocking to TO hoping to catch a glimpse of naked OLP
-The FBI is searching for a Mexican Communist drug cartel.
-Fans everywhere are biting their fingernails and praying for Raine's safe return.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/4/2002, 4:01 pm

Aerindipity wrote:Okay, brief synopsis:

-Brent and Raine are in a zoo in East Africa.
-Beth, Steve (who may or may not still be naked), Duncan (shirtless), and Jeremy (still lacking beer) are on a plane to East Africa to rescue their beloved frontman.
-The kidnappers, not quite sure how Brent slipped out with Raine without their noticing, are equally confused as to how Emtee appeared in the warehouse.
-Chantal's considering divorce.
-Women are still flocking to TO hoping to catch a glimpse of naked OLP
-The FBI is searching for a Mexican Communist drug cartel.
-Fans everywhere are biting their fingernails and praying for Raine's safe return.

WOW, you start something.Leave for the night and all hell breaks loose.

MTV NEWS< this is KURT LODER with an update of the Disappearanc eof Raine. We now have word that the one of the kidnappers has gone off to EAST AFRICA with Jeremy and Duncan to find Raine. We are trying to get an exclusive interview with this kidnapper who callsherself MISTRESS X.(that be moi)
We also hear that BETH and STEVE have gone on their own private Safari. No word yet on if Raine and Princess BRENT have been found. We will bring you more as it unfolds.

In an unrelated story coming up tonight on the battle of the teen idol we have Nick Carter's solo vs Justin Timberlake's solo :evil:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/4/2002, 8:31 pm

** Somewhere in East Africa...**

Brent: Hey Raine you like spider monkeys?
Raine: uhhhh sure?
Brent: I like spider monkeys.

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/4/2002, 8:31 pm

you guys are crazy...hehehe, osmebody should print this up and give it to them!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/4/2002, 8:38 pm

Restraining orders are fun!

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/4/2002, 8:45 pm

Duncan: Why do you suddenly need beer?
Jer: I dunno.
Duncan: Aren't you allergic to it?
Jer: Yup.
Duncan: Then where's it all going?
Cat: *belches and vomits in the aisle*
Duncan: You've been giving it to the cat?!
Cat: *passes out next to Duncan*
Jer: Hey! It liked it!
Duncan: *picking up cat* Poor kitty. Silly Jeremy's got you all drunk and tipsy.
Jer: Have you talked to this cat lately? He's a raging alcoholic!

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/4/2002, 8:51 pm

I really and truly love you guys. Each and every one of you. Even Liam, that's right, EVEN Liam. :nod:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/4/2002, 9:24 pm

In the back of the plane, where Steve is.... spending time.... with Bethany, he turns and casually looks out the window.

Steve: "Holy fuck!!!"
Beth: "What?"
Steve: (runs to cockpit) "Duncan! Land the plane! Now!"
Duncan: "You know, Steve, there is a lavatory, in the back behind the..."
Steve: "No! I saw Raine! He's with some... freak... in a zoo!"
Jer: "And you know this how?"
Steve: "I looked out the window!"
Jer and Duncan: :wtf:

Steve: "My x-ray vision, remember?"
Duncan: "Oh, right. Which way, Mr. Frontman?"
Steve: "Wait... if we save Raine I won't be band leader anymore..."

Will Steve tell the guys where Raine is? Or will he lead them on a wild goose chase in order to keep his newfound stardom? And will he tell Bethany about his girlfriend back home? Will the cat ever wake from his alcoholic stupor? Will laser therapy remove the new tattoo on Raine's ass?

Tune in next time for the answers to these questions and more!

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/4/2002, 9:30 pm

... and to find out what Brent is REALLY planning for Raine in Africa.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/4/2002, 9:37 pm

Brent: Hey, Raine, let's go look at this anthropological exhibit!
Raine: You know, this has all been a very nice vacation and all. Relaxing. But, you know, I think it's about time that I...
Brent: This way, bitch.
Raine:

Damn.

*they enter the building; there's a lifelike exhibit of cavemen*

Raine: Ooooo, they all look so real! Look at that one!

*Brent retreats to corner and takes a machete from the hand of a wax caveman*

Brent, to himself, fondling the machete: Yes, Raine. Enjoy this outing. It may be your last. *evil laughter*

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/4/2002, 9:50 pm

This way, Bitch. :lol:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/4/2002, 11:59 pm

crap. I take a small break from the CM and now I have four pages of Raine disappearance to read through. damn the frigging luck. :mrgreen:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 10/5/2002, 12:00 am

fluttergirl wrote:crap. I take a small break from the CM and now I have four pages of Raine disappearance to read through. damn the frigging luck.

I feel your pain. I went home for the weekend, came back, and this was here. I'm still trying to figure out what it is :freak:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/5/2002, 12:04 am

:wink: A few of us have it all compiled and in order on our computers. I think this may be my favorite thread ever...

(it starts in the middle of the "Did you Ever notice about Jeremy" thread and then ends up here...)

Feel free to join in the fun! :mrgreen:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 10/5/2002, 12:06 am

best thread ever...i don't want to ruin it. i'll just stay out, at least for a while.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/5/2002, 3:55 am

*clumsyrific* wrote::lol:

I really and truly love you guys. Each and every one of you. Even Liam, that's right, EVEN Liam.

thanks BETH

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/5/2002, 9:21 am

filling in with some details:

*on the plane for East Africa*

Steve: So, you're Bethany....Bethany Gorka???

Bethany: YES! How did you know that? Are you stalking me or something, because I've got enough of those...

Steve: Well, when I found out that the guys wanted me to replace Mike, I danced around in a euphoric stupor and took the first plane to Toronto, forgetting my blanket. Jer pulled this blanket out of some blue bookbag and gave it to me. On the corner was the name "Bethany Gorka" and then some address kinda by where my parent's house is.

Bethany: You..mean, you've been sleeping with my BLANKET!!!!!!! Wait, wait, wait! You guys HAVE my bookbag?!?!?! Blue LLBean with some OLP cds and a pair of shoes in it?

Jer: Dude! That's yours?!?! Then why did you leave in the middle (add Toronto intersection here)? I've been using it as a beer holder for the cat..*pets cat* For my little cute kitty...awww, aren't you so cute, I just wanna eat you up!

Steve: Stop. Just...stop. If you don't stop, I'll call you...the P-word.

Bethany: Pookie?

Jer: NOOOOOOOOO! Don't ever say that again...brings back bad memories...psycho Detroit fans. *shudders*

Bethany: I can't believe it. Some evil bastards steal my bookbag and you guys pick it up. This can't be happening, dreams like this don't come true.

Steve: Oh, but they do, I mean, Duncan just recently discovered that he can fly, that's been one of his secret dreams for years. We were just playing, and he says, "yo mothafuckas weee!" and flies out of the venue. Just like that.

Bethany: You mean, THAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

Steve: yep. And about the blanket...I'm sort of attached to it now, how about we cut it in half? Sound good to you?

Bethany: (Steve...wants to keep my blanket....Steve sleeps with my blanket. Must not freak out. Must not make a fool of yourself, Bethany) Sure!

*to be continued*

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/5/2002, 9:28 am

Jer: Hey kitty

Cat: MEOW

Jer: i have some chinese food, you want some

Cat: MEOW

Jer: Here You Go (gives chinese food to cat) and after your done with it we can wash it down with beer.

Duncan:(WALKS IN) You can't give the cat chinese food

Jer: Why Not

Cat: MEOW

Duncan: Don't You know whats in chinese food

Jer: Umm... chinese... stuff

Duncan: There's cat in chinese food

Cat: MEOW

Duncan: There's no time for that now, cat

Jer: and you say i'm screwed up (pores beer in cats dish)

*TO BE CONTINUED*

(This is like the duncan and jeremy show, but more to work with, anyway, whats the cats name, or should we just call the cat, CAT)

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/5/2002, 9:37 am

haha, "pores" beer. :lol:

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/5/2002, 9:46 am

SHUT UP LORI I CAN't BE CANADIAN LIKE YOU. I'd rather be canadian...