THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 8:19 pm

Ok so Duncan and Jer are in the OLP-mobile, and Raine is in East-Africa with me, Steve is with Bethany, and the CM girls drag Emtee back to the warehouse.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 8:19 pm

what's going on?!?!?!?! I'm confused.

ok. I'm with the band, and then I call the Raine hotline number, tell the kidnappers I have Steve, then we go through that secret tunnel thing, drop in on the kidnappers and Raine...and now what's going on?

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 8:20 pm

You find out that the "kidnappers" are actually Bob Rock and Arnold Lanni!

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 8:21 pm

Sorry double post, but the band is in the OLP-mobile. You are in private time with Steve. Make up what you want about that scenario. We won;t touch that.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/3/2002, 8:21 pm

Sweet jesus!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/3/2002, 8:21 pm

Yolanda Humperdink with MTV news here. It appears that Our Lady Peace's new guitarist, Steve Mazur, has now disappeared as well. We contacted remaining band members Duncan Coutts and Jeremy Taggart for comment.

Duncan: All I can say is, this is definitely not my fault!
Reporter: Why aren't you wearing a shirt, Mr. Coutts?
Duncan: It isn't my fault! I tried to help them! I did!
Reporter: And you, Mr. Taggart? What do you have to say about all this? Surely you must be worried about the plight of your bandmates, in the hands of these so-called Mexican communists?
Jer: Do you have any beer? Seriously, I can't find mine.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. It isn't Duncan's fault, and Jeremy is thirsty. We'll keep you updated with events as they unfold.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 8:23 pm

Xavier870 wrote:Sorry double post, but the band is in the OLP-mobile. You are in private time with Steve. Make up what you want about that scenario. We won;t touch that.

YES!!!!!!!! I'm getting some "alone time" with Steve!!! :thumbs:

This story rocks!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/3/2002, 8:24 pm

*Dunc and Jer bust into warehouse*

Jeremy: KIIIIAAAAAAA!!! Come get some suckas! EEEEEYAAA!!!
Duncan: What the hell are you wielding?
Jeremy: It's that bookbag I found last year.
Duncan: You gonna hurt someone with that??
Jeremy: It's got some cd's and crap in it... it's.... pointy.
Duncan: *reading note* for the love of cheese.... now we've got to go to Africa... East Africa no less.
Jeremy: To the OLP-Jet!
Duncan: We don't have a jet stupid.
Jeremy: Oh... Canada Air then?

( I'm done for tonight buenos noche amigos :mrgreen:

)

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 8:24 pm

Yes it sure does. I'm in East Africa with Raine. The sixth CD is called "Princess Brent". And every song is called Brent Rawks. :lol:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/3/2002, 8:27 pm

*ring* *ring*

Chantal: "Hello?"
Raine: "Gah! Thank god! I'm okay, I'm in east Africa with a transvestite princess, I've been through hell, but I'm OKAY."
Chantal: "Who is this?"
Raine: "Uh... me. Your husband. Raine."
Chantal: "Raine... who?"
Raine: "Maida!"
Chantal: "Oh yeah, you two-timing son-of-a-bitch. I heard what you were doing with those Mexican communist chicks!"
Raine: "That wasn't my fault! I was held captive!"
Chantal: "Right."
Raine: "Listen, you've gotta get me out of Africa! It stinks here, and this princess is really scaring the fuck out of me. Could you get me a plane ticket or something?"
Chantal: "Bastard."

*click*

Raine: "Chantal?! Chantal!!!!"

Princess Brent: "Hey, Raine, wanna go look at monkeys? They got a wicked bad zoo in these parts."
Raine: "Yeah... okay. Are they big and green?"

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 8:28 pm

^^^

lol

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 8:40 pm

joe_canadian wrote:*Dunc and Jer bust into warehouse*

Jeremy: KIIIIAAAAAAA!!! Come get some suckas! EEEEEYAAA!!!
Duncan: What the hell are you wielding?
Jeremy: It's that bookbag I found last year.
Duncan: You gonna hurt someone with that??
Jeremy: It's got some cd's and crap in it... it's.... pointy.
Duncan: *reading note* for the love of cheese.... now we've got to go to Africa... East Africa no less.
Jeremy: To the OLP-Jet!
Duncan: We don't have a jet stupid.
Jeremy: Oh... Canada Air then?

( I'm done for tonight buenos noche amigos )

Don't forget that Steve is tied in the warehouse (complements of Aerin).

Bethany: I must follow the band! * finds the shirt that the dogs ripped off of duncan, and uses the dogs to track his scent* *jumps down from ceiling* You thought you could get away from me that easily, huh? *sees Steve tied up* Steve!!! *unties Steve*

Jer: Oh...that's where Steve was, sorry bud, we didn't see your there

Steve: *mutters* bastards...Thank you Bethany, for saving my life.

Bethany: No problem Stevie...I mean, Steve

Steve: Raine's in East Africa with a transvestite princess! Bethany, will you come with us and rescue him?

Bethany: would I ever?!?!? *does happy dance* I'm going East Africa with OLP! I'm going to east Africa with OLP!

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 10/3/2002, 8:41 pm

i have never seen this thread before and i admit it...i'm thoroughly creeped out by it. :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 10/3/2002, 8:46 pm

This is $#@^%$!@#@!! hilarious!!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/3/2002, 9:10 pm

Meanwhile, back in the warehouse...

Kidnapper 3: "What happened?! We were here with Raine... and now suddenly YOU'RE here?!"
Mike: "Hello, ladies."
Kidnapper 4: "You're not Raine!"
Kidnapper 1: *sees ransom note* "Uh, guys... Raine's in Africa with Princess Brent..."
Kidnapper 3: "Brent?! That rat bastard?!"
Mike: "Uh, ladies, you've got me right here!"
Kidnapper 2: *sigh* "You got a guitar? We could at least get a one-man emtee performance out of all of this."
Mike: "Why, certainly! Right here!" *produces acoustic guitar.*
*clears throat, and sings out of key:*
"How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?"
Kidnapper 5: "I miss Raine already."

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/4/2002, 2:19 pm

You guys have created a fickin' monster! :lol:

< laughs her ass off

damn. no more ass. :neutral:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 10/4/2002, 2:27 pm

Then what have you to laugh off?!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/4/2002, 3:15 pm

happeninfish wrote:LOL thanks aerin i get it now

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Okay here is what you missed, It started when someone said they were afaid of running into Jeremy in a dark alley but Raine was another story. So I started this thread how Raine was kidnapped in an alley while taking a piss. We started it last night and have been running with it. You can join in.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/4/2002, 3:25 pm

One of the kidnappers is unhappy with the fact we got EMTEE instead of Raine. Steals SONY CORPORATE JET to go to East Africa to find PRINCESS BRENT and RAINE.

Meanwhile Steve is off somewhere with Bethany and Agrents Coutts and Taggart were still on their search for beer.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/4/2002, 3:39 pm

Wait a tic, that's not what's going on, is it? I'm confused. :freak: