THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 4:21 pm

the OLP-mobile! holy crap, I hope it has hydraulics and a bitchin' stereo! :lol:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:22 pm

It's like an ice-cream truck, except it plays, "we are, we are all innocent," instead of some stupid nursery rhyme.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:23 pm

fluttergirl wrote:the OLP-mobile! holy crap, I hope it has hydraulics and a bitchin' stereo!

It does how else are we going ot PROMOTE GRVAITY now that they lost their singer. :lol:

SUSIE , you are going to have to help me with this one. I hav eot leave soon, so come up with some good stuff for m.e Make me proud.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:29 pm

BREAKING NEWS.
This is your buddy GEORGE here. We now have confirm reports of Agent Couuts and Taggart arriving in the OLP-moblie. Pulls up along side the MM building. hears in background. * WE are, We are, we are all INNOCENT.

Jeremy and Duncan jump out of car for one on one with George.
In the studio with me now is Duncan and Jeremy.
G-tell me guys how is the band's morale now that Raine is missing.
J-Well, more food for us and BEER
D-More time on the weights for me, Raine always hogged up the gym
J-yeah and the X-BOX
D-and the SHOWER. Like he is th eonly one who smella after a show.

G- ther ehave been some uncomfirm reports that if you guys give the kidnappers STEVE, they will return Raine to you. Is this true
J- Well MAZUR BOY is willing to help, but we don't want to go through another guitarist search again, so we are trying to talk him out of it.
D-Yeah Steve is great. he is willing to do whatever it takes to get Raine back. We are dso glad to have him in the band.

G_We are now getting word that INNOCENT is on the charts. HOW do you guys feelabout that.
j&D- we are glad to get the airplay, but really it is about playing for the kids. We owe them so much
breaks to commerical

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:30 pm

*walks out of internet cafe*

Me: Hmm...maybe while I'm here, I can start looking for my long lost bookbag that got stolen in this Devil town. I still can't believe they didn't ask me about kidnapping Steve. *sigh*

*while contemplating life, walks right into a telephone pole*

Me: OUCH!!!! GRR!!! Damnit! I hate this stupid city! :evil:

*sees poster* Whoa, it's Raine...and there's a phone number!!! *quickly writes number on hand* They've got some explaining to do!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:32 pm

[quote="*clumsyrific*"]*walks out of internet cafe*

Me: Hmm...maybe while I'm here, I can start looking for my long lost bookbag that got stolen in this Devil town. I still can't believe they didn't ask me about kidnapping Steve. *sigh*

BETH I did, I put you as one of the kidnappers, but i called you clumsythief. see beginning
fluttergirl, supergirl, clumsyrific, and me.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:33 pm

ahh. ok. i see. well, I'm in the story now, so we'll keep it like this. :mrgreen:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:35 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:ahh. ok. i see. well, I'm in the story now, so we'll keep it like this.

BETH READ THIS: which made me start this thread.
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2002 2:59 pm Post subject:

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MTV NEWS>
Hi this is Kurt Loder. There has been no word yet on the disappearance of Our Lady Peace's lead singer Raine Maida . When last seen Maida was in a resturant alley taking aleak. here now is an eye witness.

interviewer: Yes, did you see what happen
witness: Yes, i was out here with my friends and this van pulled up with about 5 women( gail, fluttergirl, aerin, supergirl, and clumsythief) in it. They got out. One of them approached him and he seemed to knoiw her. Then this other one came out and put lether cuffs on him.
interviewer: was there a struggle
witness: No he seemed to enjoy it
interviewer: back to you Kurt
there you have it. when last seen Maida was enjoying his *TORTURERS*

okay, okay I am sick

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/3/2002, 4:36 pm

*Duncan looks out window of MM*
Duncan: Ouch, that girl just walked into a telephone pole, let's get her some ice cream and beer outta the OLP-mobile.
Jeremy: *looks* AHAHAHAH! ...well alright, put the beer in this kick ass book bag I found a while back.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:37 pm

i read it, I read it...but I didn't know you were talking about me, because there is a clumsythief on this board, and it's not me...I'm clumsyrific. :oops:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:38 pm

fans on street start singing.
We are, we are, we are all INNOCENT.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:39 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:i read it, I read it...but I didn't know you were talking about me, because there is a clumsythief on this board, and it's not me...I'm clumsyrific.

I meant you though. I can change it. Doesn't matter. You are one of us now.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:44 pm

(I'm one of you guys...but not in that part of the story yet)

Jeremy: "Hey you! Girl who just humiliated herself by running into pole"

Me: Me? *thinks to self* Holy dude! Is that Jeremy?

Jer: Yeah you! Would you like some beer? We finally got it back from Buddy Hackett.

Me: It is Jeremy! umm...uh. hi...Are you Jeremy from OLP?

Jer: That I am!

*Bethany starts to hyperventilate and passes out*

Duncan: Good Job, Jer...now what are we going to do?

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:47 pm

I have to go to class! I won't be back until 10! Finish my part of the story!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:48 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:(I'm one of you guys...but not in that part of the story yet)

Jeremy: "Hey you! Girl who just humiliated herself by running into pole"

Me: Me? *thinks to self* Holy dude! Is that Jeremy?

Jer: Yeah you! Would you like some beer? We finally got it back from Buddy Hackett.

Me: It is Jeremy! umm...uh. hi...Are you Jeremy from OLP?

Jer: That I am!

*Bethany starts to hyperventilate and passes out*

Duncan: Good Job, Jer...now what are we going to do?

JEREMY breaks out handy cell phone dials up number. MAZUR DUDE we need you. We had this girl just pass out. Can you get over here ASAP. Duncand and Jeremy carry girl into the studio where she awaits SM.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:49 pm

to be continued>>>>>>>>

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 4:49 pm

Brilliant, Gail!!!! That is like my ultimate fantasy! :lol:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/3/2002, 4:51 pm

*Steve runs into studio where D&J have brought Bethany*
Duncan: Dude, put some clothes on.
Steve: What? I have to comply with the kidnappers' demands don't I?
Duncan: Dude, no.
Steve: Bu-
Duncan: Fuck! No!!
Jeremy: :drool:

Steve: Uh, Jer?
*Bethany wakes up, see Naked Steve, has heart attack*

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 4:55 pm

joe_canadian wrote:*Steve runs into studio where D&J have brought Bethany*
Duncan: Dude, put some clothes on.
Steve: What? I have to comply with the kidnappers' demands don't I?
Duncan: Dude, no.
Steve: Bu-
Duncan: Fuck! No!!
Jeremy:
Steve: Uh, Jer?
*Bethany wakes up, see Naked Steve, has heart attack*

JEREMY TO STEVE oh great Steve put some clothes on. We told you we are not giving you to the kidnappers for Raine.
Jeremy tries to wake up girl. Heyu sweetie wake up, this is Jeremy
girl wakes up slowly, nothing but lonely hodling her breath looking for some answers.
Jeremy helps girl up. Girl sees Steve and faints again.
DAMN YOU MAZUR will you get out of here before you kill her.
Steve leave to bakc of Studio

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 5:08 pm

(we should make a big OLP movie low budgett and we'll be the only ones who understand it but it'll be funny as hell)

JEREMY's Call #3

Jeremy: Raine i spoke to johnny, he was in his basement again, with some loud, smelling... teen... spirit stuff....

Raine: Damn it, that damn guiatar and stereo we got him

Jeremy: I know what your talking about, anyway have you untied yourself yet...

Raine: like... 40 times... but i just keep retying the rope... Oral Sex is great... cept when its that Al... guy

Jeremy: Steve said he's happy being the new front man and the band and :cut off:

Raine: thats only if i don't come back

Jeremy: about that... umm... we don't want you to, he's sexier and he;s not always taking a piss in an ally... so... Raine, we're kickin you out...

Raine: BUt... he's the new guy

:CLICK: