THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:35 pm

LIAM

You are sick :evil:

NEXT ON VH1's BEHIND THE MUSIC>

When last seen MAIDA was quoting saying this.

I need relevance, intelligence a new tattoo and a lot more sex

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:38 pm

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? If so contact
1-800-HOTBABE

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:38 pm

Jeremy Calls Raine: SO Who ARE The Kidnappers

RAine: i'm kinda busy Jer, its that probing time again, but if you must know its those damn cm girls and Jack :grunts: Karoac

Jeremy: who

Raine: K-K-K-Karoac

Jeremy: oh i got to go, there's a suburban man at my door

Raine: Don't Let Him In!

:CLICK:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:40 pm

awesome, Liam!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:40 pm

^^^^^

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:41 pm

fluttergirl wrote::lol: awesome, Liam!

hey SUZIE give me some credit here. :lol:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:42 pm

UltraViolet wrote:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? If so contact
1-800-HOTBABE

"Hello, this is the Raine Maida hotline. If you are Raine Maida, please press 1. If you are the kidnappers, please press 2. If you are looking to buy the movie rights to this story, please press 3. If you'd like to be the next person to kidnap Raine Maida, or you'd be interested in kidnapping one of his bandmates, we have a very nice van for sale, so please press 4. Thank you."

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:42 pm

AWARD SHOW

Liam: I owe this whole thing to UltraViolet, It couldn't have done it without!

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:43 pm

UltraViolet wrote:
fluttergirl wrote::lol: awesome, Liam!

hey SUZIE give me some credit here.

hehe, sorry! yours took a little longer to respond to! :love:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/3/2002, 3:43 pm

Reporter: We have word They have smuggled Raine to the top of the CN tower...

UP IN THE TOWER
kidnapper: Now Raine go through the window and climb to the top...

Raine: umm... thats kinda high

kidnapper: it's alright it'll be like when you jump off balconies for your concerts... Just start singing "Falling, I remember Falling..." and they'll catch you

Raine: I thought you guys were gonna be nice to me

kidnappers: we are... we just wanna hear you sing now get out there!!
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that was kinda crappy but i felt the need to join in on the fun...

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:46 pm

Call From Jer #2

Jeremy: Raine, you hangin in there,

Raine: yeah i've been tied to a chair lately and been beaten with elves.

Jeremy:....

Raine: Yeah and that Lori girl's a freak,

Jeremy: Really, when do you think you'll be back

Raine: when steve does that naked dog... thing

Jeremy: he already did twice

Raine: Oh Those photos were real?

Jeremy:???? DUDE!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:48 pm

fluttergirl wrote:
UltraViolet wrote:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? If so contact
1-800-HOTBABE

"Hello, this is the Raine Maida hotline. If you are Raine Maida, please press 1. If you are the kidnappers, please press 2. If you are looking to buy the movie rights to this story, please press 3. If you'd like to be the next person to kidnap Raine Maida, or you'd be interested in kidnapping one of his bandmates, we have a very nice van for sale, so please press 4. Thank you."

DIALS UP NUMBER, gets answer. chewing gum women on other line'
1-800-HOTBABE how can I help you
YES, I like to participate in the TOTURING of Raine Maida
Sorry, only CM BABES Allowed( click)
Ring-1-800HOTBAE
Yes, :cry:

I just want to say :cry:

those bitches and Mr Princess better not hurt that BABE RAINE or I will(click) ooops lost caller
ring-1800HOTBABE, how can I help you
Yes this is DUN--opps DOUG, I want to know how can I be kidnapped by the same people
Sir, this is a serious hotline for serious inquiries on teh wearabouts of Raine MAida. We don't have time for crank calls.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/3/2002, 3:48 pm

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to stay away from this place...you guys are making it really hard!

:lol:

This is the most hilarious thing I've read in ages.

Oh....and if Steve gets kidnapped, you know who's in on it. :evil:

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:49 pm

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/3/2002, 3:50 pm

Bradford How: We now have reports that a rescue attempt has failed. Apparently, one Duncan Coutts attempted to fly up to the top of the CN tower, where Raine Maida remains hostage. Unfortunately, the kidnappers seem to be equipped with anti-aircraft weapons. A clean-up crew has been dispatched. Bassists everywhere weep.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/3/2002, 3:51 pm

I love you guys :love:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:51 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to stay away from this place...you guys are making it really hard!

This is the most hilarious thing I've read in ages.

Oh....and if Steve gets kidnapped, you know who's in on it.

LORI, you are more then welcome. We are now working on a deal for STEVE.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:51 pm

White Bassist Down!

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 3:51 pm

Phone Call Duncan To Raine

Duncan: yo Raine hows it going?
Raine: well they told me today that they plan on cutting me into several pieces and hiding me around the world for the world to enjoy.
Duncan: Oh yeah? Even Egypt?
Raine: Yeah I think so.
Duncan: Well that's cool. Give my regards to King Tut.
Raine: Duncan.... if I don't get out of this, I want the new singer to be....
Duncan: Yes Raine?
Raine: Steve. Man I love the hell outta that guy. He's so sexy and young. I wanna get in his pants.
Duncan: Uhm... Raine?
Raine: Anyways yeah he's a good uhm.... singer. Yeah.
Duncan: Uhm...ok. I'll be sure to tell him that.
Raine: OK thanks \. It's time to go, I think they want me to perform Blister for them.
Duncan: But you can'y play it without us.
Raine: Oh no, they kidnapped another bassist, guitarist and drummer.
Duncan: Oh ok, see ya later.

:: click ::

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:53 pm

Xavier870 wrote:Phone Call Duncan To Raine

Duncan: yo Raine hows it going?
Raine: well they told me today that they plan on cutting me into several pieces and hiding me around the world for the world to enjoy.
Duncan: Oh yeah? Even Egypt?
Raine: Yeah I think so.
Duncan: Well that's cool. Give my regards to King Tut.
Raine: Duncan.... if I don't get out of this, I want the new singer to be....
Duncan: Yes Raine?
Raine: Steve. Man I love the hell outta that guy. He's so sexy and young. I wanna get in his pants.
Duncan: Uhm... Raine?
Raine: Anyways yeah he's a good uhm.... singer. Yeah.
Duncan: Uhm...ok. I'll be sure to tell him that.
Raine: OK thanks \. It's time to go, I think they want me to perform Blister for them.
Duncan: But you can'y play it without us.
Raine: Oh no, they kidnapped another bassist, guitarist and drummer.
Duncan: Oh ok, see ya later.

:: click ::