THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:05 pm

When last seen Raine wasin an alley taking aleak when he was kipnapped buy 5 women( you know who you are) and 2 men( you know who you are. :lol:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:08 pm

oops, guess I'll move this over here:

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 02 3:07 pm Post subject:

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"We just want him back safe and not completely mental. He's our cash cow, man. You know how it is." ~ Duncan Coutts

"Dammit! I just joined the %&#$!! group and THIS happens! I want my Boo back, you bastards! I can't stand sleeping without him!" ~ Steve Mazur

"One time at dinner my uncle crapped his pants. Really. Oh yeah, and would someone please find Raine? He owes me $20." ~ Jeremy Taggart

"The bastard had it coming. He should have seen things MY way and then I never would have had to leave the group. I hope he's getting an anal probe from vicious aliens." ~ Mike Turner

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 3:09 pm

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:10 pm

fluttergirl wrote:oops, guess I'll move this over here:

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 02 3:07 pm Post subject:

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"We just want him back safe and not completely mental. He's our cash cow, man. You know how it is." ~ Duncan Coutts

"Dammit! I just joined the %&#$!! group and THIS happens! I want my Boo back, you bastards! I can't stand sleeping without him!" ~ Steve Mazur

"One time at dinner my uncle crapped his pants. Really. Oh yeah, and would someone please find Raine? He owes me $20." ~ Jeremy Taggart

"The bastard had it coming. He should have seen things MY way and then I never would have had to leave the group. I hope he's getting an anal probe from vicious aliens." ~ Mike Turner

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:14 pm

Wait this is KURT loder with an MTV news brief. We have jsut recieve word on the whereabouts of Raine Maida, the singer of Our Lady Peace.
Oh wait false alarm. We now go to some fans reactions to this disappearance.

Hi what's your name?
Muffy. :crying:

I just can't beleive anyone would kidnap him. I mean he is so SEXY. Why would anyone want to Take him.

BUFFY: That BASTARD had it coming. Thinks he's GOD's Gift to wome. What a dog. i don't understand how this girls like him. he has no talent/

JACK.: Yeah, like dude was just going about his buisness-hey you got any weed

JOE:- Yeah, maybe they can get Matt Goode now.

back to you Kurt with some fans reactions.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:16 pm

i don't know if i missed everyone being insane but... there's something very wrong with you guys... though i stilll gigled like a school girl

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:18 pm

LIAM wrote:i don't know if i missed everyone being insane but... there's something very wrong with you guys... though i stilll gigled like a school girl

COme join the fun LIAM. It is all in good fun. none of us want Raine or anyother memeber hurt. We are just having a good laugh. If you think of something you can join in.

I am by the way GAIL- one of th e5 women( DECOY) also the one behind the KURT LODER News breaks.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/3/2002, 3:18 pm

You ARE a schoolgirl.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:19 pm

negotiators are on the phone with one of the kidnappers!

muffled female voice: "We have Maida. Give us what we want or you'll never see him again."

negotiator: "Tell us your demands."

female: "We'll trade you a dozen nekkid photos of Maida in suggestive poses for... Steve Mazur."

negotiator: "No deal."

female: "okokok, we'll throw in a video of him being bathed."

negotiator: "Hot damn! Now you're talking! Someone bring me Steve Mazur!"

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 3:20 pm

Oooo Oooo! And then they should get a call from one of the kidnappers! It can be me! And my name when they get the call is Just Mr. Princess! :lol:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:20 pm

Aerindipity wrote::roll: You ARE a schoolgirl.

hey hey be nice. Don't you have to get MAIDA his dinner now. he must be tired from all THAT WORK :lol:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:21 pm

"We have pictures of Maida with a cross-dressing clown princess. Send in Taggart, too!"

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:23 pm

No No MAzur can be kidnapped tomorrow. Today is RAINE's DAY. :lol:

HI THis Is KURT LODER with an update. It seems the kidnappers are willing to trade MAIDA for Steve Mazur. When contacted this is what MAZUR had to say.

I am the new guy, but if my SEXUAL SACRIFICE brings Raine back alive I will do what ever is called apon me to DO.

We now go to the DownTown Toronto where there is agathering of FREE RAINE protesters.

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/3/2002, 3:23 pm

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:26 pm

UltraViolet wrote:I am the new guy, but if my SEXUAL SACRIFICE brings Raine back alive I will do what ever is called apon me to DO.

I love it that Steve is so selfless! what a guy! will y'all remind me to run by the drugstore later? Steve is going to need his chest waxed tomorrow before I can go to work on him. :mrgreen:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/3/2002, 3:26 pm

:: ring ring ring::

News Station: Hello?
Man: This is Mr. Princess.
News Station: What have you done with Raine Maida?
Mr. Princess: Oh he'll be back in due time!! Our only demand is that Steve Mazur take off all his clothes and run down the streets of Toronto on all fours, and barking like a dog! Mwahahahahahahaha!"

:: click ::

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:28 pm

Hi This is KUrt Loder
we are now getting in a phone call from the kidnappers.
hello-kidnappers are you there
Kidnappers: YES we are
can you put Raine on the phone so we know it is him
Raine gets on phone. KURT I am okay. They are treating me well and say if I promise not to make anymore cheesy videos they may let me go. I just want every one to know I am okay oH and the men want STEVE to bark like adog. COME ON STEVE. I GOT YOU IN THIS BANE>? HELP A BROTHER IN NEED.(CLICK)
there you have it, Raine is doing okay. We will be bringing you up to dates on this as teh story unfold.
I am KURT LODER and this is MTV NEWS

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/3/2002, 3:30 pm

Jer on the phone with Raine: "Dude, what's up? How's being kidnapped treating you?"

Raine: "It was great until they tattooed 'Property of the CM Babes' on my ass."

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/3/2002, 3:32 pm

I can't wait for the documentary on E

E True Hollywood story an Raine Maida

Mike Turner (EX BAND MEMBER): Man HE came up to me while i was waiting in the streets and asked me for some crack but i said i already gave it to Anna Nicole Smith, He Knew I wasn't Lying.

Steve Mazur(GUITARIST): He was always Just so suddle and then he was kidnapped by CM members we thought they were just groupies, even the one they called Lando.

Jeremy Taggart (DRUMMER): You know guys, Buddy Hackett Stole Our Beer, He's a Beer Stealer.

Mike Turner: You know he was always getting stoned, you should have seen it when i stole his groupies he bit the living shit out of me.

Jeremy: Seriously i Want my Beer Back!!!!

Duncan Couttes (BASSIST): We were always getting drunk, then we forgot many things we did while we were drunk, then we remembered them like the time we were analy raped by our neighbours.

Jeremy: I WAT MY BEER!!!!

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/3/2002, 3:33 pm

fluttergirl wrote:Jer on the phone with Raine: "Dude, what's up? How's being kidnapped treating you?"

Raine: "It was great until they tattooed 'Property of the CM Babes' on my ass."