Mazurites Unite!!

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 10:26 pm

what if ppl take it the wrong way and think a Mazurite is like a new gang and then we find out that Susan was gunned down in a Burlington park? and we all know what Detroit neighbourhoods are like...

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/6/2002, 10:28 pm

Innocent me gunned down in Burlington?
That would make front page news here.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/6/2002, 10:32 pm

J-Neli wrote:what if ppl take it the wrong way and think a Mazurite is like a new gang and then we find out that Susan was gunned down in a Burlington park? and we all know what Detroit neighbourhoods are like...

LMFAO!!!!!!! :lol:

I can see it on the 11:00 news...brutal shooting linked to Detroit "Mazurite" gang. Members of the gang have "CM" written on their hands.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 10:35 pm

I've been to Burlingtons tons of times and I've seen some of those parks ya got there and I don't think I'd wanna mess with the punks who'd be after the Mazurites...

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/6/2002, 10:35 pm

i think that they'd more likely confuse us for some sort of religious extremist group...the Mazurites...ahhh...they wear wooden shoes and don't practice safe sex!

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 10:40 pm

I dunno... I'd say ppl would be pretty pist off if they knew ppl were out there having unsafe sex... especially those Detroit and Burlington gang members... they're brutal! they'll make sure you don't have unsafe sex again for the rest of your life if you know what I mean!
(condoms and super glue... need i say more? althought i guess that wouldn't really apply to the girls... ok well they have their ways and they'll ensure that their ways are enforced)

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/6/2002, 10:45 pm

We could have little baby Mazurites running around!!! They'd have Steve somewhere in their name. :nod:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/6/2002, 10:46 pm

"Hi, these are my three sons...Steveuno, Stevedos, Stevetres..."

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 10:52 pm

"Steve, stop bugging Steve-o"
"but mom, I'm Stev-e-rino"
"I don't wanna hear it son, you are a Mazurite now go run along and have unsafe sex with your friends"
"but mom I don't wanna.."
"Run along go have unsafe sex, you're a Mazurite, you should be proud of your heritage, we've worked long and hard to raise you this way now GO HAVE UNSAFE SEX!!"
"fine mom... I'm go have unsafe sex... geeze Louise... in the name of all that's Mazur, why did I get stuck with this family..."

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/6/2002, 10:54 pm

"...and don't forget your wooden shoes"

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 10:58 pm

oh yes the wooden shoes...

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/6/2002, 10:59 pm

I want some wooden shoes!!!!!!!!!! :crying:

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/6/2002, 11:08 pm

me too...wooden shoes are fun to dance in...if i were ever to dance....

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/6/2002, 11:10 pm

i dont think they'd make wooden shoes in my size...
I'd have to just hollow out the trunk of a tree...

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/6/2002, 11:15 pm

what kind of wood would you like them made out of..you might be able to special order them..

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/7/2002, 8:28 am

maybe some nice Ceder ones... or Maple... maybe even some really cool Palm ones
size 13, and i have narrow feet and i need a big arch in them... thanks!

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/7/2002, 9:05 am

cedar shoes would smell good.

2+2=5 · Post by **2+2=5** » 9/7/2002, 12:21 pm

I'm sure they have them at a Dutch specialty store.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/7/2002, 4:26 pm

The precision with which you have all honed your spamming and getting-off-topic skills is beginning to alarm me. We went from Steve needing to be physically protected from miscreants to a lively discussion on which wood is best for wooden shoes. Back to the fire at the concert thing, fear not. Alex is ever vigilant and watchful. The perpetrating parties are... cough cough... swimming with the happening fishes. Electrical fire my ass, who were they trying to fool. Damn janitors.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 9/7/2002, 5:29 pm

oh come on...wooden shoes is NOT spam :lol: