Lines in a song that either makes you laugh or go "wtf?

Odin · Post by **Odin** » 8/25/2002, 2:53 pm

I was just wondering if there are any lyrics that you guys heard that would result in a :wtf:

or a

.

Mines is "She takes her clothes off for the Japanese, I take my clothes off whenever it suits me. My friend was wondering what I was talking about when I was singing this song.

Post by **al_** » 8/25/2002, 2:56 pm

I'm gonna be, gonna be, I'm gonna be a hot dancer!

bort8 · Post by **bort8** » 8/25/2002, 2:59 pm

basically all of song 2 by blur

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/25/2002, 3:00 pm

This isn't so much a :wtf:

or a

but it's a lyric that i absolutely love.

"It's so much easier, when seafoam green is is fashion."("Are You In?"~Incubus)

At first I was like...what the hell is he talking about, but it's grown on me to the point where i envy his creativity for coming up with that line.

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 8/25/2002, 3:04 pm

"i used to dream about your sister fucking me in the shower."

lol, i can just picture what would happen if some dude walked up to someone and said that..

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/25/2002, 3:38 pm

bort8 wrote:basically all of song 2 by blur

that is the best song ever!!!!! Because they sing my 2nd most used word...woo hoo!!!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 8/25/2002, 3:42 pm

"When I look at your face I see dirt, all the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt"

:mrgreen:

liam · Post by **liam** » 8/25/2002, 6:21 pm

in an old frank sinatra song he says, "Heaven Rest Us, I'm not aspestas" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/25/2002, 7:25 pm

"God loves his children, YEAH!"

"Pig, in a cage, on antibiotics" and "Like a cat tied to a stick"

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/25/2002, 7:40 pm

All of Radiohead's lyrics make me go "WTF". Pretty much.

methman1 · Post by **methman1** » 8/25/2002, 8:44 pm

All of Insomnia and the Hole in the Universe by Live, I'd say.
The chorus:
Angel, don't you have some bagels in my oven
Lady, don't you know a man when you see one
Crazy lady with the shiny shoes where are you
Kick your feet and calm the space that makes you hollow
The verses:
My brother kicked his feet to sleep, sweet feet
Little swami's got his bowl to eat

It is simply bizarre!

ArlieKoz13 · Post by **ArlieKoz13** » 8/25/2002, 8:49 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:"God loves his children, YEAH!"

Good song.

olpphreak · Post by **olpphreak** » 8/25/2002, 10:47 pm

all of The Girl Next Door by Sid Six. allow me to post the lyrics:

Stuck inside the same old fantasy about my groovy nextdoor neighbour
sometimes i see her standing in the hall as she awaits the elevator
and i know she's not alone
and she's got a thousand lovers
cause at night when she comes home
i feel the heat between her covers

i really don't want to think about the girl nextdoor
but she's so erotic, it's not that easy to ignore
the girl next door

i think she's at it once again, a different night a different man to hold her
and judging from the sound they make, an overwhelming lust is taking over
oh the walls are paper thin
and i cannot help but listen
to the pounding of their pleasure
and the extasy i'm missing

(chorus)
the girl next door (several times)... is there anything i can do for you...

now i must sound like such a horny fool to let myself get so obsessed
and if my girlfriend ever knew about it, she would not be too impressed
oh the walls are paper thin
and i cannot help but listen
to the pounding of their pleasure
and the extasy i'm missing

(chorus x2, fade out)

hahaha, i love this song. especially the last verse. it makes me laugh every time i hear it.

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 8/26/2002, 7:05 am

clumsyfish wrote:"When I look at your face I see dirt, all the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt"

Wheatus!!

ajk · Post by **ajk** » 8/26/2002, 9:44 am

The funniest lines are in rap songs.

The one that really sticks out in my mind is this one by Choclair

"You're lookin good like food."

I started laughing really hard when i heard that.

defying_gravity · Post by **defying_gravity** » 8/26/2002, 9:46 am

"Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon"

"Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
Women and children first
Women and children first
Women and children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I swallow till I burst
Until I burst"

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 8/26/2002, 10:09 am

megxyz128 wrote:
clumsyfish wrote:"When I look at your face I see dirt, all the sunshine you blow up my ass starts to hurt"

Wheatus!!

That whole cd cracks me up :lol:

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 8/26/2002, 10:51 am

That CD is awesome, yay for Wheatus fans!

Oh and about weird lyrics, the funniest song I've heard recently is "Wayne Gretzky" by Goldfinger:

"Wayne Gretzky, the only mad I'd have sex with" .. listen to it, it's hilarious!

curtman16 · Post by **curtman16** » 8/26/2002, 11:08 am

"been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding
and i don't even own a tv"

Odin · Post by **Odin** » 8/26/2002, 12:49 pm

luckyJQ9 wrote:This isn't so much a or a but it's a lyric that i absolutely love.

"It's so much easier, when seafoam green is is fashion."("Are You In?"~Incubus)

At first I was like...what the hell is he talking about, but it's grown on me to the point where i envy his creativity for coming up with that line.

Yeah! Nothing beats Brandon's euphemist insults!

"You are a finger nail running down the chalkboard I thought I left in third grade"

"I need a map of your head translated into English so I can learn to not make you frown, feel better if you vent, put your frustrations into a four letter word and let it all out on mine. The most weathered ears in town"

Who can beat this kind of lyrics that are driven by rage.