Parodies

[liam]

If you write parodies or funny.. whatevers in genereal... post it... i'll start

Eater (Originally Dreamer by ozzy osbourne if you have the song play it and sing these lyrics)

gazing at the pudding and the kid outside
wondering when his mother will die
hoping that her sons pudding wont hurt her Sometime

After all there's only snack pack pudding
And Here we are still shoplifting it
Watching us doing it repeatedly
Lift After Lift

I'm just an eater
I eat my pudding away
I'm Just An eater
who dreams of sales today

I watch the snack packs just like everyone of us
hoping that there will be a sale sign
A better price for all those who buy it
couple days at a time

I'm just an eater
I eat my pudding away
I'm Just An eater
who dreams of sales today

The guy who made snackpacks may be jesus Christ
I really mean alot to him
Without eachothers buying there ain't no hope for them
I'm eating all the pudding don't you see

If Only we could just find a pudding tree
It would be nice if there were more than one
there could be some anger hating lumberjacks
choping them down

I'm just an eater
I eat my pudding away
I'm Just An eater
who dreams of sales today

[2+2=5]

Whenever I'd go to Cedar Point with my dad, he'd never be able to find his car! This came to me one day-

Somewhere Out There (Rests My Car)

Last time I saw my wheels
I was looking for a parking space
The sun was beating down on me
Sweat upon my face
Now we’re underneath the stars
Strewn out across this place
Watch the people go
At the end of the day

Down here in the parking lot
Rows of fluorescent lights
Someone save my tired soul
We’re creeping towards Midnight
A Moterola radio
Drink a warm can of Diet Sprite
I’m waiting for the dawn to break
The fading of the night

I know where we are
It’s not that far….

I’m holding out the key
To a car that I can’t see
Yeah
I know it’s out there
Somewhere out there
Don’t leave this up to me
Someone page security
I know it’s out there
Somewhere out there

I hope we can find the car
Before the seasons change
I miss it’s dark green shine
And the chocolate stains
Lookin’ back towards the gate
On a yellow line I wait
Feeling tired and burned out
I hope it doesn’t rain

Chorus

I’m holding out the key
To a car that I can’t see
I know you’re out there…

Oh,
Don’t leave this up to me
Someone page security…

I know it’s out there
Somewhere out there

Chorus

Holding out the key
I know
I know

Don’t leave this up to me
I know

[Solidarity 9-6347]

i like that one

ok here's my attempt:

4CM

I sat down at my dell computer
That worthless piece of shit
Its only good for going online
And that's about it
I never thought i would lose this much sleep
But I can't deny my newfound OCD

And if it weren't for OLP then i'd never be this way
All those sunny days that i ignored because
I was on the CM
And I hope I'll realize that I need help

My parents think that I'm obsessed and
They're absoloutely right
I tell my secrets to strange people that
I've never met
I never thought that i'd have cyber sex
But gah, I find these internet dorks really hot

And if we all eat the newbies
The board will never grow
Good thing there doesn't exist an
Internet death row
Cuz we'd all be fuuuuuuuuuuucked
Yeah, especially lori cuz she loves fresh meat

And I hope to god the CC fills with SPAM
(I hope to god the CC fills with SPAM)
I hope to god the CC fills with SPAAAAAAAAAAM

And if I don't make it known that
There's llamas in my yard
Or that my greatest fear is
Anything with lard
Cuz we all are head cases
But the randomness is what keeps the board fun

its 2:00 in the morning this probably wont be funny tomorrow

[superrgirll]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, i make an appearance in the song

[lora]

Good job Steph.

[Axtech]

I never thought that i'd have cyber sex
But gah, I find these internet dorks really hot

[Susan]

Ah, Steph! You genius!
Funny 'cause it's true.

[liam]

There's Nothing left (Not Enough)

there's nothing you can drill
there's nothing you can prove
there's nothing in between
where you drilled my tooth

Nothing in my face
There are no more left to lose
Nothing wants your place

When they say
it doesn't hurt
they laugh like hell
It's the dentist's fault
And when you want
your teeth back
Stuck in your mouth
I hope they give

There's nothing you can clean
there's nothing in my gums
There's nothing like the pain
i got from you

Nothing left to hide
no one left to fear
look, a tear

When they say
it doesn't hurt
they laugh like hell
It's the dentist's fault
And when you want
your teeth back
Stuck in your mouth
I hope they give

What you brush
Whats the cost
Where are the teeth
If there gone its over

What you ache
what you'd love
What You need
The one's you had are gone

There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left, I'm sorry

There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left
There's Nothing left

When they say
it doesn't hurt
they laugh like hell
It's the dentist's fault
And when you want
your teeth back
Stuck in your mouth
I hope they give

There's nothing left
No
There's nothing left
There's nothing left

[superboots]

you guys have to stop...you're killing me!!! These are TOO funny

My parents think that I'm obsessed and
They're absolutely right
I tell my secrets to strange people that
I've never met

My family makes fun of me because of that!!!! You guys are my "imaginary friends"

ahh...I love it.

[liam]

I Sang Smooth Criminal (Parody Of Made Of Steel)

i can be anything that you want me to be
a kids show, a pop star
that riminds you i'm not pink
I found this song written at the bar
and if its not your nose that gets this strange
Gets this strange

Hold your glove high
don't put it down
I thought you were white
You won't back down
You wanted a pop song tonight

Well I sang smooth criminal
I sang smooth criminal
And you are not alone

I can be any race that you want me to be
African male, cocasion girl
That reminds you of beat It
I found this song written at the bar
and if its not your nose that gets this strange
Gets this strange

Hold your glove high
don't put it down
I thought you were white
You won't back down
You wanted a pop song tonight

Well I sang smooth criminal
I sang smooth criminal
And you are not alone

No...
And you are not alone
They catch you
Listening to me
They'll Laugh at you
They'll Beat You Up

But I sang Smooth Criminal
But I Sang Smooth Criminal
But I sang smooth criminal
Not Alien Ant Farm
Yeah
Not Alien Ant Farm

Hold your glove high
don't put it down
I thought you were white
You won't back down
You wanted a pop song tonight

[Sufjan Stevens]

I think I am Steph's sexy internet dork. I am a hot computer dork dammit. Respect my sexiness.

[liam]

... i'm hotter

[Axtech]

Slut (Made to Heal)

I let you touch my boobs
We fooled around outside
In the lot behind the school

But, you were not my first
You weren't all that great
Yet you were far from the worst

I'm a slut
A bitch
I've got a funny itch
I'm a sleez-
-y whore
I've done them all before
Made of sill-
-icon
I'm never on my own
I'm always banging someone else

I'm made to kneel, yeah
I'm made to kneel, yeah...

Well, I just woke up in bed
I must have been drunk
'Cause I selpt with that geek, Ned

But, I don't really care
Got to get out of bed
And find my underwear

I'm a slut
A bitch
I've got a funny itch
I'm a sleez-
-y whore
I've done them all before
Made of sill-
-icon
I'm never on my own
I'm always banging someone else

I'm made to kneel, yeah
I'm made to kneel, yeah...

You opened up your legs
For the whole damn school!
And now I'm here to say:

You're a slut
A bitch
You're spreading 'round that itch
You're a sleez-
-y whore
You've done them all before
Made of sill-
-icon
You're never on your own
You're always banging someone else

You're made to kneel, yeah
You're made to kneel, yeah


That last part was said by, oh, let's say her parents. Or just someone who hates her.

[superrgirll]

haha, you people are too funny

[nelison]

Dead on The Street (Head over feet by ALanis Morrisette)

I had no choice, but to kill you
your head under my tire, time and again
I never thought about it

I treated you like, a tiny dead skunk
I'm not used to killing yet
you ask "how my day was, bitch?"

You've already run me over, inside your jeep
don't be alarmed if I land, dead on the street
now don't be surprised if we sue you, for all that you are.
I couldn't help it, you wouldn't stop.

Your bumpers thick, hitting me square
you're so much meaner, then i was ready for
lift me off this surface

You've already run me over, inside your jeep
don't be alarmed if I land, dead on the street
now don't be surprised if we sue you, for all that you are.
I couldn't help it, you wouldn't stop.

You are the man, who smashed me into that thing.
I held my breath, and you smacked the door into me.
Thanks for your hatred

You're the worse person, that i've ever met
you drove over me, and then came back with you're vet
what took you so long?

I've never felt this dead before,
I only wanted a life and cash and all
I am dead now oh
I am really dead now.

You've already run me over, inside your jeep
don't be alarmed if I land, dead on the street
now don't be surprised if we sue you, for all that you are.
I couldn't help it, you wouldn't stop.
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I did that one like years ago and just thought i'd share it...

[liam]

nice job jim... never saw that comin

[nelison]

it's funny cause whenever i hear that song i sing my made up lyrics now,
especially the chorus... oh grade 8 how i miss it...

[happening fish]

Jim, that's hysterical!!!

[liam]

jim in a two weeks i'm going to grade 8

[2+2=5]

Ah.. middle school. Do everything you can to take advantage of the lenient rules. Be late for class every day, wander the halls without a pass- you take it for granted when high school rolls around.