"The Raine & Chantal Show"

a_star_that_I_can_see · Post by **a_star_that_I_can_see** » 7/30/2002, 5:50 pm

I had to start the official thread. We can start up stories and help each other finish them in this thread. That way you won't flood the "Mohr Sports" thread with the stories.

Oh, this should be hilarious.

Okay, start the story. Or if you can't you could use this:

Raine and Chantal are out at dinner. There was a group of giggly girls behind Chantal's side of the table. Raine went to take a piss so Chantal just decided to listen to the girls conversation.

Girl 1: Why do we love Raine so much?

Did I forget to mention that these are Psycho, Groupie, Cocaine, Crazy girls?

Girl 2: There are a million and reasons.
Girl 3: Yeah. He's smart...
Girl 4: He's confident....
Girl 1: He's stylin'...
Girl 3: He's sexy as all hell...
Girl 2: He's a demon in the sack...

Chantal looks around and twitches a bit. Raine walks up the table and she just stares at him.

Raine: What?? Do I have toilet tissue stuck to my shoe??

Add on to this one or start a different one.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 7/30/2002, 5:57 pm

I want to be a Cocaine girl. :lol:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/30/2002, 6:05 pm

And it starts. :lol:

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/30/2002, 6:08 pm

fluttergirl wrote::lol: I want to be a Cocaine girl.

Can I be Cocaine Girl #2?

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 7/30/2002, 6:14 pm

I'm definitely psycho girl. :nod:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 7/30/2002, 6:25 pm

ok, but I don't think we should be talking about Raine being "a demon in the sack." I mean, if one of us knew for SURE *cough*anyone?*cough* it STILL wouldn't be right, but... wait... I lost my train of thought.

dammit.

this thread is scaring me. :freak:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/30/2002, 6:26 pm

Just for your people's information, because I am sure you're all dying to know, Raine is a beast in bed. Oh yes, best hour of my life, let me tell you... :lol:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 7/30/2002, 6:30 pm

*runs away screaming*

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/30/2002, 6:32 pm

You know you like it... :lol:

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/30/2002, 6:34 pm

Hour? Don't kid yourself :stupid:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 7/30/2002, 6:36 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:Just for your people's information, because I am sure you're all dying to know, Raine is a beast in bed. Oh yes, best hour of my life, let me tell you...

ye gods, that is the funniest shiznat I've read in a long time. :lol:

Alan, you rawk. :lol:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/30/2002, 6:36 pm

I said, fuck me, I'm a fridge and we went at it. And it was an hour, it was soooo good

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 7/30/2002, 6:46 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:I said, fuck me, I'm a fridge and we went at it. And it was an hour, it was soooo good

stop it! you're killing me!! :lol:

Solidarity 9-6347 · Post by **Solidarity 9-6347** » 7/30/2002, 7:09 pm

ugh alan! all this time i only thought you two were mere acquantances! :mad:

pig!

that would be a good line to try..."fuck me, i'm a fridge" :lol:

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/30/2002, 7:16 pm

You can use it as an avatar if you want, Alan.

"http://kazenamida.homestead.com/files/Fuckafridge.gif"

a_star_that_I_can_see · Post by **a_star_that_I_can_see** » 7/30/2002, 7:46 pm

Someone add to the damn story or start another one.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 7/30/2002, 8:53 pm

ok, I'll start.

Chantal hears a funny noise in the bathroom.

C: "Raine, dahling, is that you?"

Chantal pushes open the bathroom door and sees a half-nekkid Raine clutching a picture to his... ah... chest.

Chantal is shocked. and rightly so.

C: "What in the hell are you doing?!? Who is that a picture of?!?!?" she shrieks

R: "N-n-n-noooooo!! You can't stop meeeee!"

Chantal rips the picture away from Raine and sees...

a picture of ALAN. *gasp*

I was going to photoshop a picture of Raine and Alan together, but I can't find a good picture to work with. damn the luck.

poor Chantal. she never saw it coming.

the android · Post by **the android** » 7/30/2002, 9:00 pm

methman1 · Post by **methman1** » 7/30/2002, 9:59 pm

Meanwhile, Mike Turner lies comfortably under their bed, waiting for Raine to leave, so he and Chantal can...
And you thought he left the band for musical differences? Ha!

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 7/30/2002, 10:04 pm

a_star_that_I_can_see wrote:Did I forget to mention that these are Psycho, Groupie, Cocaine, Crazy girls?

SOAD

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