OLP Facebook Stalkers:

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/8/2012, 1:57 pm

Never get jobs in Public Relations. Please! I beg society to grant me this solid.

You make my cat (Raiden) who has down syndrome (bless his kick ass kitty soul..) look way more cool than you'll ever be. Sometimes, there is a point to where your continued and carried on opinion toward another just needs to be.. shut the hell up and keep the boot in your mouth.

If you're not careful - Steve is going to start looking cooler than you also.

Yes you. Thank you for this moment of your time. You may now return to crying about the Republican party while I go and take a healthy poop.

DG · Post by DG » 2/8/2012, 2:17 pm

I wish to be you. I love getting irritated with people whose actions don't affect me.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/8/2012, 2:18 pm

I know you do, Dylan. Unfortunately, my mom would be opposed to sharing more than one of me with the world.

But thanks though!

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 2/8/2012, 5:00 pm

I don't understand the things that are happening.

Post by **faninor** » 2/8/2012, 5:10 pm

I don't ask why anymore.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/8/2012, 9:56 pm

He's mad. A fresh off the boat somali stole his girl.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/9/2012, 11:48 am

Johnny wrote:He's mad. A fresh off the boat somali stole his girl.

That bastard!!

That was until I beat up our hispanic maintenance man and stole his lawnmower. Then I used the before-mentioned lawnmower to run over the suspected Somali.

Trustworthy · Post by **Trustworthy** » 2/9/2012, 2:12 pm

ah, casual racism...a trolls last line of defence

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/9/2012, 2:33 pm

It's ok. I'm black.

NEIL YOU DAMNED CRACKER! QUIKEEPING THE BLACK MAN DOWN!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/9/2012, 4:48 pm

Trustworthy wrote:ah, casual racism...a trolls last line of defence

I beg to differ. His name is Carlos. If you'd like I'll see if he'll take a picture when he comes back to work on painting my townhome's basement. Haters - gonna accuse a guy of racism when it's actually TRUTHworthy.

Post by **faninor** » 2/9/2012, 4:58 pm

Fair warning: I'll probably move this topic to Conversation Going Nowhere soon.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/9/2012, 5:13 pm

faninor wrote:Fair warning: I'll probably move this topic to Conversation Going Nowhere soon.

Trusty is just busy connecting his e-dots.

Speaking of e-dots. Quite possibly the longest name of an individual on facebook decided to comment on the OLP album cover:

Gerard Longo: Football Player - Cancer Survivor - Musician - Writer

A colon and a hyphen in his name. Deep!

Trustworthy · Post by **Trustworthy** » 2/9/2012, 9:36 pm

Fair warning: I moved neil to my clownshoe folder

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/9/2012, 10:17 pm

You should move him to the homo folder as well. :nod:

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 2/10/2012, 10:34 am

He gets one girl stolen by a somali, and he switches to the other team?
That's no winning attitude.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 2/10/2012, 5:44 pm

What else would you expect from a Minnesotan? The bar is not set high there at all, unlike those lovely chaps in Iowa.

DG · Post by DG » 2/10/2012, 6:12 pm

Iowa is a baron shit hole.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 2/10/2012, 7:24 pm

I didn't think they had barons in the US.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/13/2012, 12:46 pm

DG wrote:Iowa is a baron shit hole.

Thank you. Johnny is getting confused with all of the FUPA-toting trolls that walk his local city streets. Remember, women keep their privates BELOW the waist in Minnesota.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/13/2012, 12:47 pm

Trustworthy wrote:Fair warning: I moved neil to my clownshoe folder

Awesome! At least I'm not in the same folder as Gail or Gail Jr.