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tv shows are still around?
and if i don't make it know that i've loved you all along.

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YES WE'RE WATCHING ONE ABOUT PRETZELS
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pretzels... the silent baked assassin :O
go fuck yourself.
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vanilla covered pretzels?!?
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nope.. just salt.
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seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:
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Bandalero wrote:seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:


OMG Bandalero... How have you been?

Please tell me this isn't what the "political" forum has come to???
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Pretty much. :lol:
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Corey wrote:
Bandalero wrote:seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:


OMG Bandalero... How have you been?

Please tell me this isn't what the "political" forum has come to???


Been good man. and yeah, it looks like it has COME to this.....pun intended.

How've you been man?
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Bandalero wrote:Been good man. and yeah, it looks like it has COME to this.....pun intended.

How've you been man?


Pretty good. I've resurrected my clumsy monkey participation to coincide with OLP's new album release. We'll see how long it lasts. :evil:
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cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:
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Bandalero wrote:cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:


Tell me about it. It's good to see another old-schooler still hanging around here. And changed I have. Some of my political views wouldn't be the same as I so vehemently argued in this very forum years ago.
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Corey wrote:
Bandalero wrote:cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:


Tell me about it. It's good to see another old-schooler still hanging around here. And changed I have. Some of my political views wouldn't be the same as I so vehemently argued in this very forum years ago.


Yeah, same here. This thing reads like a time capsule of our youth man, and i love it. All we need now is doug. :lol:
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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
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from doug and the slugs!
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Sex education in my school is pathetic. One movie in fifth grade and one in sixth with no further info. I don't mean this in a perverted or inappropriate way at all when i say "i wanna know more"!
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It's called the internet. Google will help to teach you everything.

And the Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johanson.
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Our 'sex ed' is mainly a chastity club advertisement... it gets me very upset.
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laurel wrote:And the Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johanson.


Possibly the funniest show I've ever seen. A gross old lady and people with stupid questions.
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Two words: porn hub.


I'd have a kick ass time teaching a sex ed class. Johnny you could be my first student!

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sue johanson is awesome live :nod:
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