So... It's finally here. The CM's gentle giant (think Big Show meets the dude from My Giant) is about to be on the verge of gracing all of us with fucking 30,000 posts. He's crazy. Posting from bed. Posting from jail after beating the heck outta those midgets last year. Posting from the toilet after his marathons in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he even posted while giving birth to a baby koala. (I'm not joking...)
This man is the CM's living legend. We all only wish we were closer to 6'7" tall so we could actually bitch slap him and make him feel it. Ladies... some day you'll all hope he pulls your ass over and slaps his cuffs on you. Because he's noted it even himself that his baby pee-pee just won't do the trick.
Johnny. You need to get more sun. Fucker!
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That post was scary, Neil. Just thought you should know.
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Neil (The Real Deal) wrote:So... It's finally here. The CM's gentle giant (think Big Show meets the dude from My Giant) is about to be on the verge of gracing all of us with fucking 30,000 posts. He's crazy. Posting from bed. Posting from jail after beating the heck outta those midgets last year. Posting from the toilet after his marathon's in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure he even posted while giving birth to a baby koala. (I'm not joking...)
This man is the CM's living legend. We all only wish we were closer to 6'7" tall so we could actually bitch slap him and make him feel it. Ladies... some day you'll all hope he pulls your ass over and slaps his cuffs on you. Because he's noted it even himself that his baby pee-pee just won't do the trick.
