254 days..

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 3/5/2009, 1:05 pm

With a cane. And bifocals. And no teeth.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/5/2009, 1:26 pm

and a colostomy bag. :nod:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/5/2009, 4:21 pm

They'd be much cooler if they were old men on the back porch...

Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...

Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
Poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - lugging bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...

I'm sitting on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,
rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,
Some little friends come along
with some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They's kickin' back feelin' real good,
real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,
everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw

But I'm an...
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that...

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/6/2009, 4:02 am

AnnieDreams wrote:It's true.
Shouldn't you be on a rocking chair on the front porch yelling at kids?

wait.. im supposed to keep that stuff to the front porch?!

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/6/2009, 2:39 pm

In polite company.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/7/2009, 2:07 am

Dr. Hobo wrote:
AnnieDreams wrote:It's true.
Shouldn't you be on a rocking chair on the front porch yelling at kids?

wait.. im supposed to keep that stuff to the front porch?!

FINE! IGNORE MY ENTIRE POST OF AWESOME!!!11!!~!~` SEE IF I CARE!!!!!!!!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/7/2009, 4:06 am

AnnieDreams wrote:In polite company.

so THATS why i seem to always see those guys in white suits and get to visit the bouncy room :O

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/7/2009, 5:09 am

a good birthday:

that was also the night i told my buddy paul and i quote: "paul.. i want you to promise something" "what sandman?" "i want you to make sure my hat gets home safely tonight.. i dont give a fuck if i dont make it home tonight safely... but make sure my hat gets home tonight" "your hat?" "yes.. my hat" "not you?" "no.. my hat.. fuck paul..how much have you had to drink?!"

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/11/2009, 4:29 am

19 days
oddly enough... that last post was from my 19th birthday... and yes it happened.. i also talked to the wall for a while that night.. cept i thought it was my buddy.. oops.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/11/2009, 9:52 am

Wow, 19 is such a long time ago.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/11/2009, 11:03 am

in 19 days it'll be 10 years ago :nod:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/12/2009, 7:27 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKr_aH6goE
:love:

18 days.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/12/2009, 9:35 am

Wow, Ally Sheedy is such a terrible actress

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/12/2009, 9:40 am

i totally posted that for johnny-5's laugh :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/12/2009, 12:53 pm

Thats cause its awesome. :nod:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/12/2009, 12:58 pm

ive seen that movie about 20 times since i was kid if not more and i STILL laugh like mad when he laughs :lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/12/2009, 1:03 pm

I can't remember the last time I've seen it

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/12/2009, 1:07 pm

for me it was like.. 2 weeks ago :lol:

other than the various clips i watched today :lol:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 3/12/2009, 3:03 pm

rochyorbust (4:20:12 PM): strange how steve gutenberg just dropped off the face of the planet when the 80s ended
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:17 PM): he was trying to find johnny-5
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:20 PM): little known fact
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:26 PM): he's still walking around calling out his name
"Sandeep Earanky" (4:21:27 PM): to this day

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/12/2009, 3:23 pm

you forgot the rest of it