So...I watched Crank for the first time

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So...I watched Crank for the first time

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That movie owns my soul. Jason Statham 'effin rocks, hard.
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haha it's very entertaining
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It was great! And the 'effer blinked at the very end after hitting the ground.
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i liked the public sex scene. too bad amy smart's gross lookin'
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No she's not! You think everyone's gross!
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no I don't. Just the one's who are! and this time everyone I know including my parents who made a comment once during Scrubs think she's weird looking!
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Eh....the Chinatown sex scene wasn't anything special. I'm not a huge Amy Smart fan.


Besides, they weren't married in the movie. Sex before marriage is nutzo.
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haha if you say so.

also, the chinatown sex scene was one of the funniest parts. All the different people watching them and he puts his hands up and yells something like "I'M ALIVE!"

it was awesome
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Amy Smart is gross.
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laurel wrote:
Lando wrote:
laurel wrote:i thought i didn't agree with him.

then i just googled her, and i do agree. although i wouldn't use the term 'ugly as hell'. she's just not very attractive.


considering you're the one who made the comment first and said she's freaky, her eyes are too far apart like an alien or something.


wasn't that amy smart i was talking about?
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I've been trying to borrow this movie from my friend forever, so I wont read what anyone is saying to avoid spoilers.

I borrowed the dvd from him and he put the high school musical dvd inside.
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amy smart is terrifying. her eyes are so wrong.
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shes so un attractive that shes not worthy to be in a spank bank :I
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Daaaaaaamn son.
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I laughed my ass off at this movie. Much better than I expected.
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Yes it was very good in a Snatch or Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels way.

But not as good as.

I was expecting another Transporter type movie where it took itself too seriously and failed on many parts.

I don't see Jason Statham as much of an action hero in comparison to Chuck Norris or Steven Segal.
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I think Statham is badass. I'd watch him anytime versus Norris or Segal.

Segal is such a bitch, anyways.


I have Chev Chelios' ringtone from the movie as my text-sound on my celli. haha.
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Statham should have been Agent 47 in the Hitman movie.

Unfortunately the guys making the movie are completely incompetant.
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ihatethunderbay wrote:Statham should have been Agent 47 in the Hitman movie.



I thought the SAME 'effin thing. High five!
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