post your current AIM conversation:

[Dr. Hobo]

nah im gonna retire the doc for a while
dunno what im gonna go with yet

[thirdhour]

yannic says:
i need to sleep now...tonight
yannic says:
as tomorrow's no sleep night now
Cass says:
wait what?
Cass says:
you're leaving?
yannic says:
lol
yannic says:
you're shocked?
Cass says:
yes
Cass says:
I figured you'd stay and talk to me till the end of time pumpkin
yannic says:
maybe next time huneybunch
Cass says:
lol
yannic says:
once i finish my nightly sodoku, i'm off
Cass says:
your priorities are in place I can see
yannic says:
of course
yannic says:
it's been proven that mind exercies like such can prevent one from becoming senile in old age
Cass says:
oh
yannic says:
of course, considering my sanity's up for grabs now...
Cass says:
well I want to be senile
Cass says:
or dead

[Dr. Hobo]

senility = super power

[xjsb125]

a1a2a3a4sink (6:25:58 PM): I could work at a nuclear power plant for $27.503 per hour.

a1a2a3a4sink (6:26:23 PM): Yes, they put a fraction of a cent. Haha.

xjsb125 (6:28:30 PM): nice

xjsb125 (6:28:37 PM): if homer simpson can do it, anyone can

a1a2a3a4sink (6:27:00 PM): Haha, my thoughts exactly.

a1a2a3a4sink (6:28:45 PM): Plus if I ever screw up, they won't be able to fire me because maybe there will be a meltdown and my boss would die.

[faninor]

thats so LAGUNE (8:35:12 PM): hi, i'm wet.
thats so LAGUNE (8:35:59 PM): WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING!
thats so LAGUNE (8:36:12 PM): YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME WHEN I FONDLED YOUR CURLY TENDRILS
thats so LAGUNE (8:39:35 PM): ugh, prude.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:41:27 PM): Hi.
thats so LAGUNE (8:41:44 PM): YES THANK GOD I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU FOREVER!
a1a2a3a4sink (8:43:04 PM): You're Mike?
thats so LAGUNE (8:43:33 PM): Mom?!
a1a2a3a4sink (8:43:50 PM): Huh?
thats so LAGUNE (8:44:01 PM): i have pink in the sink.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:44:56 PM): Okay. So why tell me?
thats so LAGUNE (8:45:16 PM): because you're the only one i can talk to about this.
thats so LAGUNE (8:48:45 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?!
thats so LAGUNE (8:48:57 PM): are you one of the people i did whilst drunk?
thats so LAGUNE (8:51:15 PM): ANSWER ME YOU SIMPLETON.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:29 PM): I don't know you.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:36 PM): I just know your name is Mike.
thats so LAGUNE (8:51:47 PM): and how, exactly?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:59 PM): Google.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:53:10 PM): Your aim screenname brought this up: http://thekernz.livejournal.com/profile
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:02 PM): funny, i don't get that when i google my screenname
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:07 PM): it's ok to be stalking me
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:23 PM): Did you put the screenname in quotes?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:35 PM): It only brings up 4 results that way.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:39 PM): And that's the 3rd.
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:42 PM): wow
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:50 PM): you're a pro at figuring out who people are.
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:56 PM): are you ACTUALLY a stalker?
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:58 PM): that'd be hot.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:55:03 PM): Haha, no I'm not.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:18 PM): that's too bad.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:23 PM): i had a stalker once.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:55:28 PM): Congratulations.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:50 PM): well, i'll a=have many more. it comes with the territory of being a famous hooker.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:55 PM): OH NO I'M DRUNK
thats so LAGUNE (8:58:52 PM): have you ever had a stalker?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:59:18 PM): I don't know, if I have it was a skilled one.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:29 PM): oh, those are no fun.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:33 PM): i like it better when i know.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:40 PM): it's so exhilirating
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:05 PM): Awesome.
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:16 PM): Well, I'm heading out for a bit.
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:23 PM): have fun!
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:27 PM): Take care!
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:29 PM): are you going to the geriatric home?
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:35 PM): i love them old folk <3



meanwhile...


xxAlways88xx (8:45:57 PM): Woah, how did you know Mikes name!?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:46:57 PM): It's not exactly privileged information.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:47:34 PM): Okay now here's what I don't get.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:49:10 PM): You thought I was an annoying asshole because your friend used the same chatroom name that I had previously been using, and I just decided to hang around in it for a while and mess around with you and your friends.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:15 PM): Wow, I'm actually kind of suprised you remembered that. haha.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:17 PM): And then you, by comparison... save my screenname and have a friend harrass me randomly over two months later.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:25 PM): No
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:30 PM): Oh?
xxAlways88xx (8:50:30 PM): That's not what happened
xxAlways88xx (8:50:36 PM): I found you post the chat.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:43 PM): Oh haha.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:43 PM): on a message board
xxAlways88xx (8:50:44 PM): Well I didn't
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): The guy who was in the chat with me did.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): He linked me.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): I showed Mike.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:58 PM): He IMed you.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:02 PM): Yeah, I thought my friends might think it's funny.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:17 PM): (and I'll probably post these current conversations too, haha)
xxAlways88xx (8:51:27 PM): That's fine
xxAlways88xx (8:51:30 PM): But how do you know Mike's name?
xxAlways88xx (8:51:33 PM): That is a bit odd.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:03 PM): Well, I didn't recognize his AIM screenname and he was sending me some rather weird messages.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:15 PM): So I just pasted it into google, and got his livejournal profile.
xxAlways88xx (8:52:27 PM): Ah, makes sense.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:55 PM): I thought I might as well throw him off with some information I probably shouldn't know, such as his name.
xxAlways88xx (8:56:00 PM): Oh, there is a chance that Jorface4eva is gonna IM you soon.
xxAlways88xx (8:56:06 PM): She just saw your S/N.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:56:16 PM): Haha.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:57:43 PM): I think I might have blocked her after warning her though, I don't remember.

[Johnny]

Crab Man, you attract the most strangest nutters ever.

[Dr. Hobo]

[22:49] sandnippy: hmmmm i wonder if i make an amazingly awesome post in response to a bot
[22:49] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:49] sandnippy: if the mods/admin will just lock the thread and make it sticky
[22:49] rochyorbust: haha
[22:50] sandnippy: Posted: Sun 06 May, 2007 10:50 am Post subject: next generation of... Reply with quote
Introducing the next generation of wood pellets! wood pellets Our products are superior quality!
[22:50] rochyorbust: wood pallets?!?
[22:50] rochyorbust: bots are advertising wood pellets?!?!?!?
[22:50] sandnippy: no no pellets
[22:50] sandnippy: yes
[22:50] rochyorbust: yeah typo!
[22:50] sandnippy: bUT
[22:50] sandnippy: er
[22:50] sandnippy: BUT
[22:50] sandnippy: theyre SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY pellets!
[22:50] rochyorbust: hahahahha
[22:50] sandnippy: how can you argue with that?
[22:51] rochyorbust: i guess i can't!
[22:51] sandnippy: i know
[22:51] sandnippy: if only we had these new techonlogically advance wood pellets when we lived in canada
[22:51] sandnippy: !
[22:51] rochyorbust: iknow
[22:51] sandnippy: to use in our wood pellet burning stove
[22:51] rochyorbust: so sad
[22:52] sandnippy: i wonder if they pour themselves into the hopper for the stove
[22:52] sandnippy: instead of me having to lift 40lb bags like a sucker
[22:52] rochyorbust: hahahahah
[22:53] sandnippy: "our pellets are so advanced.. they carry themselves for you"
[22:53] sandnippy: "AND THEY BRING YOU ICE COLD BEER! (from your NEIGHBOURS fridge if you have none!"
[22:54] rochyorbust: omg!!!
[22:54] rochyorbust: hahahah
[22:54] sandnippy: omg is right!
[22:54] sandnippy: + one!wtfbbq!
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O
[22:54] sandnippy: AND it gets better
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O :O :O
[22:54] sandnippy: they eat tresspassers and burglers
[22:54] sandnippy: except the hamburlger because hes cool
[22:55] rochyorbust: eat them!?!? omg!
[22:55] sandnippy: only out of love
[22:56] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:56] sandnippy: "hello trespasser.. i love you... *CHOMP*"
[22:57] rochyorbust: hahahahhahah
[23:01] sandnippy: now i want those wood pellets
[23:01] sandnippy: theyre so loving and caring
[23:01] rochyorbust: hhahahaha
[23:01] sandnippy: when we bought em.. the non-technologically advanced ones.. they did nothing
[23:01] sandnippy: other weigh a lot
[23:01] sandnippy: and burn
[23:01] rochyorbust: pff
[23:01] rochyorbust: useless pellets
[23:01] sandnippy: and like.. provide heat
[23:01] sandnippy: other than that
[23:01] sandnippy: nothing!
[23:02] sandnippy: oh and they made for good things to toss at my bro
[23:02] sandnippy: or bounce of nippy's head when she wasnt looking (lightly of course)
[23:02] sandnippy: cuz she'd get confused
[23:02] sandnippy: and try and eat em
[23:03] rochyorbust: aww hahaha
[23:03] sandnippy: but these new ones
[23:03] sandnippy: with the technology
[23:03] sandnippy: she COULD eat em
[23:04] sandnippy: and they'd be GOOD for her too!
[23:04] rochyorbust: :O
[23:04] sandnippy: they'd all lovingly line up in her mouth
[23:04] sandnippy: and let her chomp them to mush
[23:04] sandnippy: and happily slide down her throat
[23:04] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:04] sandnippy: and clean any stuff that needs to be cleaned along the way
[23:05] sandnippy: oh and they'd brush her teef while in her mouth
[23:05] rochyorbust: maybe we should start eating some of these
[23:05] sandnippy: i dunno
[23:05] sandnippy: nippy gets jealous when others eat her stuff
[23:06] rochyorbust: we could blindfold her
[23:06] sandnippy: she hates that :O
[23:06] sandnippy: she bites the blind fold
[23:06] sandnippy: and takes it off
[23:06] sandnippy: then tries to rip it apart
[23:06] sandnippy: or barks at me
[23:07] rochyorbust: i'm ok with that :-D
[23:07] sandnippy: she'll bark at you more
[23:07] sandnippy: oh and she bares her teef
[23:07] sandnippy: all menacingly
[23:08] rochyorbust: pff i'll hide behind you
[23:08] sandnippy: shes smart
[23:08] sandnippy: she'll know you're there!
[23:09] sandnippy:
[23:09] sandnippy: look at what happened to the last dude who tried that!
[23:10] sandnippy: and dont pretend to be a fly either! shes got that one covered too!
[23:10] sandnippy:
[23:10] rochyorbust: oh noes!
[23:14] sandnippy: damn i cant get ahold of mat
[23:14] sandnippy: t
[23:14] sandnippy: this whole convo needs to be placed with the original post
[23:14] sandnippy: since its all about the magical and technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:14] sandnippy: but i forget who the admins on the cm are
[23:14] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:14] rochyorbust: try josh
[23:15] rochyorbust: hah, so duncan's running the olp myspace now?
[23:15] sandnippy: matts in "bristol"
[23:15] sandnippy: no i am
[23:15] rochyorbust: lies!
[23:15] sandnippy: through my army of technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:15] sandnippy: "duncan" is just a frotn
[23:15] sandnippy: front
[23:15] rochyorbust: :O
[23:16] sandnippy: its also a back
[23:17] sandnippy: and possibly a donkey
[23:17] rochyorbust: hahahahah

[Dr. Hobo]

that was a long time ago :O

[Dr. Hobo]

Dr. Hobo = me
a design for life = kruno

[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: theres a damn mosquito in the damn room somewhere but i dunno wher
[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: *where
[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i need to kill the bastard
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] a design for life.: RAID
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: nah i have a better tool
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its like plastic chinese mad badminton racket
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: with a wire mesh and a rechargable battery
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: you hit the button on it
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and fry the sons of bitches
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: (it electrocutes em)
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its awesome
[00:02] a design for life.: wtf!?
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it works well
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and can be used on any bug
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: lol
[00:02] a design for life.: what kind of badminton racket electrocutes!?!??
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and it hurts when YOU get electrocuted lol
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it stings
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its just a plastic thing
[00:02] a design for life.: lmao
[00:02] a design for life.: wtf is it!?
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its about the size of a badminton racket
[00:02] a design for life.: the purpose!?
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: killing bugs fool!
[00:03] a design for life.: OHHH lol
[00:03] a design for life.: I thought it was a real badminton racket
[00:03] a design for life.: so how do you fry the bugs? they land on it?
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: you could do that
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: but thats for pussies
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: real men hunt em down
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and fry em
[00:03] a design for life.: lmao
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: hahaha
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: seriously tho.. thats the dumbest part of it
[00:04] a design for life.: these are Indian mosquitoes Sand.... they are RUTHLESS
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its like finding a needle in a hay stack at times
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i know
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: they also carry malaria
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and west nile
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and east nile
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and every other nile
[00:04] a design for life.: LOL!!
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and like 50 million other diseases
[00:04] a design for life.: pleasant!
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: so i kill them
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: kill em good
[00:04] a design for life.: lol!
[00:04] a design for life.: serving humanity.... one mosquito at a time
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: thats me hahaha
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: actually my aunt nearly died about a year or so ago after a trip here
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: she either had a water borne illness or a mosquito borne illness
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: for a 2-3 day period my dad was pretty well on "standby" ready to fly to san antonio to see her
[00:06] a design for life.: holy shit
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i'd be at the store w/ mom serving like 4 customers at once
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: while she sat at the comp on priceline getting ready to hit "purchase" or to find better tix and shit
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it was scary
[00:07] a design for life.: whoa
[00:07] a design for life.: and you live there!?
[00:07] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: yep :O
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i sleep with my racket
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: some prefer chicks
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: some prefer dudes
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i prefer electrocuting badminton sized rackets that kills mosquitos
[00:09] a design for life.: LMAO
[00:09] a design for life.: well said

[AnnieDreams]

DNA Helicase is totally the best enzyme.

[faninor]

Is Kruno a Manic Street Preachers fan?

[faninor]

LordCrapBagXIII: :O
a1a2a3a4sink: :O
LordCrapBagXIII: sup?
a1a2a3a4sink: Not much. :O
a1a2a3a4sink: I get my diploma tomorrow. :O
LordCrapBagXIII: no shi? :O
LordCrapBagXIII: tomorrow is your grad?
a1a2a3a4sink: Yep.
LordCrapBagXIII: kick ass
LordCrapBagXIII: ^5
LordCrapBagXIII: looking forward to it?
a1a2a3a4sink: Yeah.
LordCrapBagXIII: it sounds nerve wracking to me :S
a1a2a3a4sink: It kinda is.
LordCrapBagXIII: its almost like getting married
LordCrapBagXIII: in ways I guess
LordCrapBagXIII: well maybe not
a1a2a3a4sink: Haha.
a1a2a3a4sink: In some ways yeah.
a1a2a3a4sink: I go stand in front of a lot of people and my name gets read and pictures get taken.
a1a2a3a4sink: But there's no party afterwards.
a1a2a3a4sink: Or sex.
LordCrapBagXIII: hahaha
LordCrapBagXIII: thats a huge let down!
LordCrapBagXIII: why bother I Say!
a1a2a3a4sink: I know, right?
a1a2a3a4sink: Fuck school.
LordCrapBagXIII: yeah
LordCrapBagXIII: go for the pussy straight away
LordCrapBagXIII: manwhoring for the win!

[Johnny]

Crap Bag stands by his statement.

[Dr. Hobo]

DNA Helicase is totally the best enzyme.

i whole heartedly agree

[Dr. Hobo]

Is Kruno a Manic Street Preachers fan?

kruno's a fucktard!

yeah i got nothin
no clue
i should ask him
or someone else should
since the jerks never on when i am

[Dr. Hobo]

and for the hat trick....

"manwhoring for the win"
^5
i like it

[starseed_10]

[Dr. Hobo]

dude... that lion's got mad skillz
but melissa wont be pleased
the giraffe will drop kick the lion tho
true story

[xoNoDoubt69]

:O :O

[starseed_10]

giraffe just needs to push that whore in the water. Let's see him try to swim with those stick on his legs.
Plus there's like, sharks in there.



And these!