And the Oskar goes to......

Guest presenter Keiffer Sutherland, along with musical guests Old Lady Peace (Newell/Turner/Eacrett/Edwards), and 2 special Lifetime Achievement awards.
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and spam bots. Here are the winners for clumsymonkey.net's 5th Annual Oskar Awards:

Best (Non-CM) OLP Site: Bring Back The Sun

Best Avatar: Melissa (xonodoubt69) Image

Best Emoticon: Tie :sugar: and :afe:

Best Fight/Rivalry: Nikki vs. Chris vs. The CM

Best Thread: I got a cartoon question for ya'll....

Bigest Speling Notzy (Who freaks out the most over bad spelling): Laurel (laurel)

Chic-Fil-A Cow Award (Who has the worst spelling): Sarah (Random Name)

Biggest Spammer: Landon (Lando)

CM Hottie of the Year: Female: Laurel (laurel) Image

CM Hottie of the Year: Male: Landon (Lando) Image

CMer With Most Notorious Sig/Avatar (example: Robbo's MG/Axtech, Soozy's Soozy, etc.): Sarah (Random Name) ImageImage

Horniest CMer: Megan (myownsatellite)

Most Artistic/Creative CMer: Taylor (Joe Cooler) Taylor's Photo Catalogue

Most Conservative CMer (In the non-political sense): Tie Dominika (half jill) and Cass (henrietta)

Most Controversial CMer: Tie Chris (starvingeyes) and Alan (Jellybones)

Most Friendly CMer: Susie (Soozy)

Most Immature CMer: Tie Landon (lando) and Sarah (Random Name)

Most Influential CMer: Matt (xjsb125)

Politik! (most political CMer): Neil (Neil)

The Lurker Award (your favorite CMer who's never posted): fat burner 622 (fat burner 622)

The Other Bands (who rules this board almost as much as OLP): Pedestrian

n00b of the Year: Christine (crustine)

Matt Award for Violence (Thread with the Most Fighting): Thread from the mod forum where Nikki and Alex and 500 other people get pissed and leave

Most Likely to be Banned Next (or again!): Joe (gimme_shelter)

The Kathy Beer Award (Best Drunken Poster) (Renamed in honor of last years winner): Kathy (Kathy)

CMer You'd Most Like to See Return: Everyone

2006 Meetup of the Year: Tie Sarah's Trip to Vanvouver and Edgefest Weekend

Hub Award: Bootleg of the Year (From 2006 or the 12 Days of OLPness): Video: 2006-04-27 - Centre For Performing Arts In Vancouver - Vancouver, BC, Canada [Part 2: OLP]

Lifetime Achievment Award: Nicole Edwards (nikki4982). With over 28,000 posts, Nikki has reigned as the CM's queen supreme since joining in November 2002. Her undying loyalty to her friends is matched only by her inability to sleep. When Nikki took her leave from the CM, she took most of the life of it with her. Her activity on the board is missed, and it is doubtful her post count will ever be surpassed.

Lifetime Achievment Award: Johnathan Bruyere (Chanandler Bong). With over 26,000 posts, Johnny is the CM's highest male poster. The man with big dreams and an even bigger heart has left us in stitches laughing at his many misadventures, drunken posts,as well as his fantastic cartoons. The leader of all things Mike Turner, Johnathan has finally achieved his goal of becoming a university student and will relocate to Victoria, BC later in the year.

The CM Hall of Fame: Class of 2007

Al (ha!)
Landon (Lando)
Mike Turner (emtee)
Lori Martins (superrgirll)
Robert Marshall (Axtech)
Nate Dourough (natedourough)
Jim J-Neli (J-Neli)
Joshua Day (faninor)
Nicole Edwards (nikki4982)
Johnathan Bruyere (Chanandler Bong)
Alex (happening fish)

Congratulations to all the winners! Now I must go save the world...and get really drunk afterwards!
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Post by Lando »

I think Johnny will surpass Nikki!

Go Johnny!
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Lando and Sarah racked up the most awards. I voted Cass in the CM hottie award. It was a tough choice though. All the girls are hot stuff. Congratulations everyone and congratulations Hall of Famers!
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Congrats Megan!!! <3

Maybe I should start campaigning now for that 'Canadian Wannabe' entry.
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:happytears:
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Kicker774 wrote:Congrats Megan!!! <3

Maybe I should start campaigning now for that 'Canadian Wannabe' entry.


Hehe thanks sweetcheeks <3

YAY I WON SOMETHING XD
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Hehe I love seeing the Oskar above my icon XD *bouncy*
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Post by Neil »

Congrats to Astro; he deserves the "cred" more than the fact that I created the top thread.

Thanks everybody for the votes; I appreciate all the love.
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Holy shit! this is the first time I ever won! Awwww <3 :love: :love: thanks.
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Random Name wrote:Holy shit! this is the first time I ever won! Awwww <3 :love: :love: thanks.
what about the time you won my heart?
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Post by crustine »

Yay Sarah!!

Big congrats to everyone!

Thanks Matt and Saman for all the awesome work you have done.
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Post by saman »

waaaa cool! the intro page looks awesome!!

congrats to everyone who won!! *throws confetti in the air*

oh, and i also find it funny that lando won hottie of the year, since he didn't give me his actual picture because he didn't want to win.
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Post by Johnny »

Lando wrote:I think Johnny will surpass Nikki!

Go Johnny!



You're the hottest black man I know. :nod:
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Yay Christine!!! :D
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Yay Megan....for being horney... :roll:
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Post by menomena »

Hoorah for me finally winning one after five years of bothering the hell out of people!

It's funny that I get an award for pissing people off when I've finally grown up though, but hey, it happens.

And now I will continue to put off my thesis paper and play poker online, because I am, in fact, a loser.
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but now you are a winning loser.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

Henrietta

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Matt voted me? Ahhh, how nice of you!

At least I tied for that one award I don't even deserve!
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i voted for you too.
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Post by Kathy »

Great intro page, and congrats to all the winners!
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