Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 2/10/2007, 10:03 pm

Dear Doucheface,
Please vacate immediately.
Sincerely, the Home-Wrecker.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 2/10/2007, 11:42 pm

ditto!

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 2/15/2007, 11:03 am

Dear bitter people,

Stop ruining Valentine's day for the rest of us. Complaining won't get you a date faster.

Love (in the spirit of the holiday),
Andrea

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 2/15/2007, 12:29 pm

Dear Inner Consciene,

Stop making everything your fault.

Thanks, Annoyed

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/22/2007, 6:55 pm

Dear Conscience,

When you figure out a way to truely help me convey my true feelings, to one certain individual, I'd love for you to let me know.

I'm serious; don't just dwell. Out with it. I'm getting annoyed by this.

Sincerely yours,
The body that you fill space, with.

Post by **saman** » 2/27/2007, 2:36 pm

dear father

i worked a 7 hour shift today. do you know what the worst way to end a 7 hour shift is? waiting for 35 fucking minutes like an idiot after it, because your ride has apparently decided that you're not important enough to be picked up on time or to be even told about it. and then of course, once the ride arrives, there's absolutely no remorse at all about the late arrival, forget apology. "oh, are we late?" I got off at 4, you genius, and it's 4:35 now! what the fuck?!

not so much love, saman

/venting

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 2/27/2007, 3:43 pm

SAMAN SWEARS!? SINCE WHEN!?

Post by **saman** » 2/27/2007, 4:10 pm

ehe. yeah, my vocabulary becomes slightly colourful when i get really angry. it doesn't happen often, but turns out i am human after all.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 2/27/2007, 7:32 pm

you are!?

Post by **saman** » 2/27/2007, 7:47 pm

so it would seem. what can i say, i'm a rebel

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 2/27/2007, 7:50 pm

You are a rebel AND a human?!!?!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 2/27/2007, 10:10 pm

Things just keep getting weirder!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/28/2007, 4:51 pm

Crap.....I had a feeling things were getting weird.

My hair looks dumb...

Now, Saman is swearing....

I need to go to sleep.

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 2/28/2007, 4:59 pm

this place is going to pot!

Post by **saman** » 2/28/2007, 5:02 pm

you all think you're soooo funny

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 2/28/2007, 5:33 pm

dear supervisor at work,

you're cool and all but it would be nice if you'd actually i dunno say something to the people who do NOTHING. it makes the rest of us who actually work look like crap and pisses me off. and no, the store manager shouldn't be the one to say something cause she's not the one who witnesses it every freakin night! grow a pair already!

beyond annoyed,
melissa

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 2/28/2007, 8:00 pm

Dear Virgin Mobile,

Fuck your douchebag faces and the fact that you do not give my town, service. I'd gladly service your mothers for a small, monthly, fee.

Sincerely yours,
Bitter in NY

Post by **saman** » 2/28/2007, 8:37 pm

zomg neil swore!! :OOOOO

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 2/28/2007, 8:42 pm

dats sum shockin.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 3/1/2007, 1:06 am

Dear weather,

Please make up your mind. Are you winter or are you spring?