New Fall TV

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/5/2006, 6:56 pm

hug it out, bitch

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/5/2006, 9:46 pm

That line doesn't work on women.

They really need to make this show an hour.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/6/2006, 8:18 am

hahaha, they really do.

also, I have instant dislike of that chick at Jim's branch.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/6/2006, 8:20 am

"reject a woman and she will never let it go. one of the many defects of their kind. also, weak arms."

"I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits, but sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair"

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 10/6/2006, 3:33 pm

House + Grey's Anatomy + Bones = my favourite tv shows

I also watch all 3 CSI's when i catch them on and I watched the last 2 seasons of Veronica Mar but haven't gotten around to finding out when it will be on this season. Then there is Criminal Minds and The Unit which are both starting thier second season, but I only watch them when my happen to be in the living room while they are on. New shows I have watched the first couple episodes for are Heroes, Justice, Smith, Sunset Strip and Six Degrees. Only ones I plan to keep watching are Heroes and Six Degrees, which are both shaping up quite well.

Oh and for anyone who watches Grey's Anatomy:
http://www.greyswriters.com/

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 10/8/2006, 1:05 am

I'm just going to go back through the above mentioned shows and mostly tell you guys what complete morons you are for watching whatever show your watching. (No offense intended of course :mrgreen:

)

The View - I think Family guy did a spoof of this where it was just chickens clucking back and forth. I think that about sums it up.

Survivor - Overplayed, Overhyped, Overwith I mean who watches this anymore? Although that one chick from a few seasons ago married and the video from her honymoon got released to the internet. Porn is good.

Greys Anatomy - Aparently this is a chick show. I havn't exaclty figured out why that is, or what the underliing plot is. Is it like the trials and tribualtions of hospital newbies? Like a serious version of Scrubs?

Scrubs - It's in syndication now which is cool becuase I never watched it enough when it was on prime time.

The Office - I don't seem to catch this as often as I should. None of you are morons for watching this show.

Lost - Good god you got me started on Lost. WTF is with this show? I mean how many freakin times are we going to play out the 'stranded on a jungle island' theme?? If the professor can make a nuclear reactor out of a couple of coconuts why can't he build a lousy raft and get them out of there?

ER - Never watch it anymore. Still good I'm sure but again you can only play out the 'A plane crashed 2 blocks down the street and 2 of our doctors are in it and it was carying our flu vaccienes!!' scenario so many times.

My Name Is Earl - You gotta love Jason Lee and his handle bar mustache.

House - I would hate to come to this hospital. Seems like anyone who comes through the doors has this uber-rare life threatening disease which hasn't been seen since 19 dickety 2 when the kaiser stole our word for twenty. Doesn't House get the same uber-rare diesease himself and almost die thus putting us in limbo on wether the patient will live becuase House is the only person that can save him and he's either on his own deathbed or coked up someplace and banging a hooker? Oh no wait a miracle cure has arrived in the nick of time and everything is well again ... untill the next show which it all happens over again. The theme song is awsome though I'll admit that.

Jenna Lewis - That's the chick I was trying to think of from Survivor that got her honeymoon video released as a porno. And umm yeah I just foudn out that if you hit up google images (uncensored) and type in Jenna Lewis you'll see what I'm talking about. No I didn't type up "Jenna Lewis sex tape" tog et the images you pervs, I just typed up "Jenna Lewis"

Baseball - Go TIGERS!! YANKEES GO HOME!!! WOOO!!!!

Football - Useless this year because a lot of useless people here didn't sign up for fantasy football thus giving me no reason to cheer on or watch any team except to yell 'Fire Millen!!' to the TV all by myself with no one watching.

Star Trek - "Reruns are where it's at." I couldn't had said it better myself. Although I should add 2 turntables and a microphone.

Good call - Why thank you

Shatner - If you don't know who 'Denny Krane!!' is then your a moron and you should go back to watching Dancing with the stars.

Dancing with the stars - Please tell me what 'Stars' we're talking about here? Since when is Todd Bridges a 'Star'?

Hockey - Me like Hockey!!

Smallville - I used to watch this in the begining but the latest episodes I see seem to have Lex Luther flying and doing battle evil battles with Clark and other supervillians seem to be appearing in this quaint little farm town. As it just so happens Clark is never around for the good stuff and yet no one can seem to get it through their thick heads that Clark is Superman. And then there's the whole underlying forbidden love triangle between Clark, Louis, and the blonde newspaper chick ala X-Files where if anything happned between any of the characters the show would be over with becuase that's the only thing that keeps it going.

Prison Break - THEY BROKE OUT OF PRISON ALREADY!! WHY IS THIS SHOW STILL ON!??!?

Heroes - Caught half of the pilot episode. Is it like X-Men only everyone has ordinary jobs and there's no kick ass spaceship and no one knows each other?

Veronica Mars - Good Show because Kristen Bell isn't over hyped and isn't the top story every other day on ET/Xtra/The Insider/Useless Pointless you are now even stupider for having watched this Celebrity Gossip Daily.

Desperate Housewives - Have you ever seen naked pics of Terri Hatcher? (Be honest guys) Not as apealing as she makes herself out to be. The blond slutty chick is just that. The Redhead is cool since she can be a complete phsyco and a republican (Sorry oxymoron). Eva Longoria is hot and all but she acts like a complete bimbo whenever you see her on the Tonight Show (Every other week) or the above mentioned Celebrity Gossip shows. Although I (As anyother red-bloded male would) will admit that if her honeymoon sex tape gets released, I'll be downloading it post haste.

Weeds - I only have farmer vision but I caught a clip of this show decided I'd download the first episode. Everything is said in a 'Tell it like it is' fashion (Hmm and you wonder why this show appeals to me) I guess the reason the show is so good is because there is nothing about this show I can rip on. So I guess thats my reasoning for you to watch it. Perhaps I'm better at ripping on shows than I am at telling the good things about it.

Finally since a classic episode of SNL is on I'll go watch that (Again showing you how good it is)

.... Lockbox :lol:

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/8/2006, 7:46 am

Kicker774 wrote:Greys Anatomy - Aparently this is a chick show. I havn't exaclty figured out why that is, or what the underliing plot is. Is it like the trials and tribualtions of hospital newbies? Like a serious version of Scrubs?

2 words: doctor mcdreamy :love:

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 10/8/2006, 10:02 am

Lemme guess another guy who hasn't shaved in 3 days and can't comb his hair?
I wish I could oull off that look.

It's a good thing he's on TV I bet he probably doesn't shower all that much either.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/10/2006, 5:22 pm

I want to hug Jim.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 10/10/2006, 6:18 pm

Speaking of Grey's Anatomy...

Elliot: JD, I really don't want to do this. Can't we just go home, put on our PJs and watch Grey's Anatomy?

JD: Well, I do love that show. It's like they've been watching our lives and just... put it on TV.

Post by **faninor** » 10/10/2006, 6:38 pm

Kicker774 wrote:Lost - Good god you got me started on Lost. WTF is with this show? I mean how many freakin times are we going to play out the 'stranded on a jungle island' theme?? If the professor can make a nuclear reactor out of a couple of coconuts why can't he build a lousy raft and get them out of there?

Your criticism here doesn't make any sense and it's obvious that even if you have watched Lost, you had already formed your "been there done that" opinion about it.

This is like saying that Weeds is completely unoriginal because Miami Vice has already been done.

Yes, Weeds is a completely different fish than Miami Vice.

That's my whole point.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 10/10/2006, 7:29 pm

i should be watching house right now, with a huge bowl of popcorn to keep me company.

instead, i'm sitting here with that bowl of popcorn, posting about not watching house because of damn baseball playoffs.

it snowed in saskatchewan today. baseball should still not be going on!

only 2 more weeks of a houseless existence.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/10/2006, 9:11 pm

but its baseball,
the sport where even jerkoff's who suck still get paid 5 million a year

also, its boring as fuck to watch

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 10/10/2006, 9:13 pm

The Golden Girls would be more fun to watch. Especially if they were playing baseball.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/10/2006, 9:18 pm

you make a good point

Kicker774 · Post by **Kicker774** » 10/11/2006, 5:41 am

Gimme_Shelter wrote:but its baseball,
the sport where even jerkoff's who suck still get paid 5 million a year

also, its boring as fuck to watch

I'd agree with this normally. But the Tigers are in the playoffs this year so that makes it all different.

If nothing else you have to love any team that smashes up the Yankees with less half the payroll no less.

At least tune in around the 7th - 8th innings of the Tigers games when Joel Zumaya comes out. 103 MPH fastball?! ZUMG!!!

As for Lost I've tried to watch it on several different occasions. In the end their plane wrecked on a deserted jungle island how many times has that been done in the history of TV? Oldest cliche in the book.

I'd rather watch an episode of Gilligans Island. Sure they brought along alot of clothes for just a 3 hour tour, but you just can't escape the comedic genius of Bob Denver

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/11/2006, 8:32 am

.... Not at all the same. At all.

Post by **faninor** » 10/11/2006, 9:42 am

Kicker774 wrote:As for Lost I've tried to watch it on several different occasions. In the end their plane wrecked on a deserted jungle island how many times has that been done in the history of TV? Oldest cliche in the book.

I'd rather watch an episode of Gilligans Island. Sure they brought along alot of clothes for just a 3 hour tour, but you just can't escape the comedic genius of Bob Denver

Ah, I see.

So Weeds is Miami Vice.

Post by **faninor** » 10/11/2006, 9:49 am

I would also argue that Gilligan's Island is immensely less original than Lost, even if you consider the "stranded on a deserted island" aspect completely original in the case of Gilligan's Island. A comedy show where, in the end, nothing significant ever really happens... Wow who comes up with this great stuff?!?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/11/2006, 12:32 pm

The Office - I don't seem to catch this as often as I should. None of you are morons for watching this show.

I loooove Dr. McDreamy though. Although I am starting to get sick of their dramatics.