Rusty wrote:Grassboy D'emo?

okay, so...
afealicious wrote:the body was.......FEMALE AND TEENAGE.
Emo Grassboy looked down on the FEMALE AND TEENAGE body upon which he had just tripped, and his jaw hit the floor. The FEMALE AND TEENAGE body was clothed entirely in hemp! Emo Grassboy had just stumbled upon...HEMPGIRL.
A useless nutritional analysis of Hempgirl's clothing...
Calories/100 g 567
Protein (Nx5.46) 30.6%
Fat 47.2%
Saturated fat 5.2%
Monounsaturated fat 5.8%
Polyunsaturated fat 36.2%
Carbohydrate 10.9%
Oleic 18:1 (Omega-9) 5.8%
Linoleic 18:2 (Omega-6) 27.56%
Linolenic 18:3 (Omega-3) 8.68%
Cholesterol 0.0%
Total dietary fiber 6.0%
Vitamin A (B-Carotene) 4 IU/100 g
Thiamine (Vit B1) 1.38 mg/100 g
Riboflavin (Vit B2) 0.33 mg/100 g
Vitamin B6 0.12 mg/100 g
Vitamin C 1.0 mg/100 g
Vitamin D 2277.5 IU/100 g
Vitamin E (dl-A-Tocopherol) 8.96 IU/100 g
Sodium 9.0 mg/100 g
Calcium 74.0 mg/100 g
Iron 4.7 mg/100 g