Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 8/12/2006, 1:41 pm

dear new job.

i like you but i'm terrified of you. please help. somehow. because i don't know what i'm doing exactly. and it makes me nervous. incredibly nervous.

thank you.
sonya.

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/12/2006, 8:09 pm

Deatr Jackass,

Thank you for not being a jackass anymore.

Love,
Cas

P.S. yes I realize this isn't an angry email but I am so gosh darn happy I just didn't know what else to do!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/12/2006, 11:17 pm

Dear crowd surfer,

Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.

Still way to pumped to be really angry,

Russell.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/12/2006, 11:50 pm

the trick is to pull their shoes off
or grab them and pull them to the ground

really, both are fun to do

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/13/2006, 12:19 am

Well I wasn't expecting him, I was trying to hold the crowd off because these two small girls were gonna be crushed, so I was holding people back. Then I look over and a guy is crowd surfing up from behind me, then he kicked me in the head.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/13/2006, 12:39 am

I'm a huge asshole when it comes to crowd surfers. If I think the guy is too big to be surfing, I will literally slam him to the pavement... It's dangerous, but so is breaking people's necks if you weigh like 180 lbs.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/13/2006, 3:54 am

dear msn,

please fix yourself so i can properly converse.

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/13/2006, 7:08 am

laurel wrote:dear msn,

please fix yourself so i can properly converse.

seconded! my contact list disappeared again :cry:

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 8/13/2006, 12:14 pm

Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,

Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.

Still way to pumped to be really angry,

Russell.

i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/13/2006, 3:18 pm

laurel wrote:dear msn,

please fix yourself so i can properly converse.

I thought it was working great!

Words like poop were said after all.

And a more foul version of poop, the word SHIT even.

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/13/2006, 3:28 pm

hey, it made it work more than once...or once. but still. if it works once, that means it will work again. you don't know how many times i was screaming shit.

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 8/13/2006, 4:20 pm

Sonya wrote:
Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,

Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.

Still way to pumped to be really angry,

Russell.

i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.

see the trick is to surround yourself with tall guys, so when surfers come you just duck..and if you fall, they'll help you out. :nod:

i did get kicked in the face, but it usually works pretty well.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/13/2006, 4:39 pm

Lando wrote:
laurel wrote:dear msn,

please fix yourself so i can properly converse.

I thought it was working great!

Words like poop were said after all.

And a more foul version of poop, the word SHIT even.

my god, do some people have no class

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/13/2006, 4:41 pm

speaking of class, did you by any chance receive a classy email last night, joe?

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/13/2006, 4:43 pm

i think i did
penis

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/13/2006, 4:44 pm

love always!

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/13/2006, 4:46 pm

it was appreciated

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/13/2006, 9:36 pm

half jill wrote:
Sonya wrote:
Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,

Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.

Still way to pumped to be really angry,

Russell.

i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.

see the trick is to surround yourself with tall guys, so when surfers come you just duck..and if you fall, they'll help you out.
i did get kicked in the face, but it usually works pretty well.

But I am the tall guy!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/14/2006, 1:44 am

Gimme_Shelter wrote:it was appreciated

Yeah she hat a little too much to drink methinks.

Post by **saman** » 8/15/2006, 10:53 pm

dear edmonton,

quit being the home of such awesome people. you're making me feel unhappy about the fact that i'm in saskatoon, which was until very recently the only place that i wanted to be in.

love forever,

saman