Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 3:48 am

PROVE IT!

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 3:50 am

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 3:51 am

fuck! had to pull out the big guns...

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 3:53 am

homies gotta play that way G

but only sometimes, like when it comes to Porizkova

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 3:54 am

no one fucks with the poriz... or is that porridge?

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 3:56 am

i try not to fuck with either

you know, play it safe

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 4:04 am

yeah you don't want to get "burned"

that was a clever one.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 4:16 am

true that, "Myke Dawg"

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 4:16 am

he's a genius among genius, a player among players a douche among...

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 4:18 am

a douche among all?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/10/2006, 4:55 am

I was going to say that douche wasn't the right word... but that "salle de bain" is better.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/10/2006, 1:03 pm

i do still like Douche, but i'll believe you on this one

you and Myke Dawg do go way back

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/10/2006, 5:51 pm

you guys have killed the point of every last thread.

so,

dearest guilt tripper,
guilt trips suck. besides, i'm the queen of guilt trips, so i'm immune to them. so please stop trying to throw them on my shoulders. cause...y'know...it's really time to stop it.
-the laurel, who refuses to be sucked in!

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/10/2006, 5:53 pm

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/11/2006, 6:39 am

dear supervisor at work,

jokes do not need to last forever. sure its funny the first time but hearing it 100 days a day every day at work is going to make my head explode.

thanks!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/11/2006, 3:54 pm

Dear you, you're kind of a jerk.

Dear me, I'm kind of a jerk.

Dear that guy we don't know, he might not be a jerk, but I still don't like him.

Dear Carlos Santana, why Chad Kroeger?

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/11/2006, 8:04 pm

Lando wrote:Dear Carlos Santana, why Chad Kroeger?

thats a really good question

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/11/2006, 8:49 pm

Dear Human Resources Manager,

Fuck you. If my going to school is a problem for you I shall seek my employment elsewhere come April. My final day is the 20th but thanks to your comment I have mentally quit already.

Half-assedly yours,

Russell

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/11/2006, 11:47 pm

Gimme_Shelter wrote:
Lando wrote:Dear Carlos Santana, why Chad Kroeger?

thats a really good question

I doubt he'll get back to me though, he's too busy partying with Nickelback.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/11/2006, 11:49 pm

ONLY A HERO