Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/9/2006, 7:30 am

beautiful liar wrote:Dear Claire,

I'm not speaking to you right now. I'm not very happy with a lot of things about you. I'm not happy about the way you've gained five pounds since the school ended, and ten since the beginning of the school year. You have a great job, a wonderful partner, and you still aren't satisfied. What does it take to make you happy? I can't stand how you have everything, and you're letting it all rot to dust. Do you know how irritating that is?

You know what else pisses me off? The way you keep thinking of death. I thought you were over that. And how come you're hording razor blades again. You don't use them. You're putting yourself in a bad situation right there. But then, you never could outgrow the angst, could you?

I'm annoyed with the way you can't stop crying. There's no reason for it; it's weak and pathetic, and all you do is make everyone around you feel bad. And stop avoiding the people who care; stop trying to push everyone out. Stop feeling so goddamned repressed. Stop trying to hide, run away, and pretending everything's okay. Take the help that's being offered. Stop lusting after loneliness, trying to capture privacy you know you'll only use to hurt yourself.

I hate you sometimes. You're a stupid, self-righteous, immature bitch.

So stop bottling everything up.

What happened to using the summer to write, to create music and poetry and art? What happened to your fucking dreams?

Why are you letting yourself become ordinary? I am so angry at the colourless, mindless drone you're becoming. You're losing yourself to the TV, to the bus rides, to the clothes that make you feel like a featherless bird; drab, silent, and uninspired.

You keep searching for something new; but you know you get tired of everything.

And I don't know what else to do for you.

Sincerely,

Your outraged self.

Claire dear, perhaps you should talk to your doctor.
I put it off for a very very long time.
But now that I'm seeing someone about my depression, I'm doing much better.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/9/2006, 4:41 pm

dear claire,

you are pretty darn awesome. don't be mad at yourself cause we all <3 you!

*hugs*
melissaaaaaa

p.s. i broke the rules of the thread for you claire

!

Matt. · Post by **Matt.** » 7/9/2006, 5:57 pm

Dear Canadian healthcare system,

Why must you tease me so? You play a very delicate game, you malicious whore of a public institution. The writing on the wall adjacent to the chair in which I inhabited for nearly 2 hours (After enduring 1 and a half hours in the "General" waiting area...) sums up my feelings best: "Danny was here for way too fucking long". I understand that the physicians are not the ones to blame, and that it is more a case of political rhetoric spewing from the mouths of decades upon decades of federal cabinet ministers... But still, if you were at least adequately interconnected with other clinics in the area, you would realize that I ALREADY HAD A FUCKING X-RAY DONE LAST THURSDAY. Nevertheless, I waited for 4 hours and recieved an X-Ray and knowledge of my newly acquired bone sist.. :uh:

But it doesn't matter, right? We''re just so lucky to have "free" healthcare to begin with. If I wanted it bad enough, I'd be willing to wait for hell to freeze over... :roll:

As opposed to pumping millions upon millions of dollars into your elaborate, new entrance (Which I was less than impressed with...) at you're otherwise not so elaborate hospital, maybe you could have made some improvements which benefitted the HEALTHCARE at the HEALTHCARE facility. In short, I hope someone you know doesn't die waiting in an emergency room... Because that would be incredibly unfortunate... Not to mention remarkably ironic in a very sick, twisted kind of way...

Sincerely,

Matt, your seriously aggravted taxpayer

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 7/9/2006, 10:03 pm

dear megan and melissa.

thanks a lot.

*hugs*

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/10/2006, 5:44 am

dear kohl's,

WOULD YOU PLEASE FIND A WAY TO TURN ON THE GOD DAMN AIR AT NIGHT?! I AM TIRED OF SWEATING TO DEATH EVERY NIGHT AT WORK. AND DON'T KEEP SAYING YOU ARE WORKING ON IT. YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR WEEKS AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED. I AM GOING TO START A RIOT!!!

tired of sweating,
melissa

p.s. it would also be cool if daytime did their job so we wouldn't have to do theirs + ours every night.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/10/2006, 6:01 pm

Dear job:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS WEEK.

KTHNXBAI

Megan

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/10/2006, 6:50 pm

Dear mother,

Please stop flipping out over every little thing. You are always yelling at something it seems and it makes it very unpleasent for me to live here. I do not wish to speak with you because you are either telling me of some horrid way that I will die that your imagination has created, possibly because you believe everything you read in your murder mysterious or watch too much on tv. Either that or you are lecturing me on something and explaining it all to me as though as I am an idiot, or you are yelling at something or someone. You also put down my ideas and beliefs when they are not yours and dismiss them as foolish because I'm not "old enough to understand" or something. You seem rather fake when you do agree with me and you believe that you have a right to know every detail of my life, believe it or not i enjoy privacy. Kindly stop the yelling,

Your very frustrated son,

Rusty.

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 7/10/2006, 11:49 pm

dear boss,

i know i'm not the only manager & yet i seem to be blamed for everything. i don't care if i'm 17 years old. i can manage perfectly fine & i'm not the root of all problems. maybe if you hired people that are capable of working and fired all the terrible workers we have, our store wouldn't be so shitty.

-dom

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/11/2006, 11:18 pm

Dear Zellers,

Why do you call me in to work floor when you could call in stock to do it? I heard calls for backup to cash all day and although I am trained on cash I was not able to go because you needed to me move merchandise around. Also, just because you're a manager the rules still apply to you. All employees get a 30 minute break when they work a certain amount of hours. I fail to see why you deserved to take an hour and a half break. Perhaps if you did something productive instead of sitting in the restaurant we would get more done. Also, were you aware that while I am moving crap around on the floor customers expect me to know where stuff is. I do not know where we keep stuff, I spend the majoirity of my time on cash and I don't spend my free time walking around your store learning where everything is just in case I should be sent to the floor. I get a little tired and bored when I spend 5 and a half hours working by myself when I was supposed to have the day off. Kindly at least put me with someone else when I work floor, it's ever so boring.

Obediently yours,

Russell

Dear customers,

I'm sure you don't know this, but you suck. You really really do. I don't mind getting something down for you, or helping you find something, or assisting you in your choices, after all that is why they pay me. I treat you with respect, would it kill you to treat the store and merchandise with some as well? I don't come into your home and open everything then leave it out and walk away. Also, when you do open something, you would be surprised how easily a box opens without you gnawing it open or shredding it to hell. Surprisingly someone has to clean up after you. You complain to me about the store being a mess or stuff being ripped up, it wouldn't be so if you weren't such animals. Kindly clean up after yourselves.

I am not a zookeeper,

Russell

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/12/2006, 8:53 pm

Dear customers,

Closed means we're closed. Just because you managed to walk in 20 minutes after we were closed because we were busy fixing stuff up for inventory does not mean I will show you where the I-pods are. You cannot argue with me while I tell you to leave, we are closed. The only thing I will direct you to is the exit. You do not need to make a big deal and act like a jackass about it.

Angrily yours,

Russell

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 7/12/2006, 9:45 pm

dear westin bayshore hotel,

YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING ME AROUND AND CLAIMING YOU SAW SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T.

please call.

sincerely,
sonya day.

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 7/13/2006, 3:23 pm

dear ______,

fuck you. i hope you have fun with your phoney friends.

muah

jenny

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 7/13/2006, 4:59 pm

you people complain too much.

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 7/13/2006, 5:32 pm

Bitching has apparently become the most popular thing to do on the CM now.

:freak:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/13/2006, 6:18 pm

It appears we're all very angry people.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 7/13/2006, 6:34 pm

superrgirll wrote:you people complain too much.

im told i dont complain enough
mainly cuz i tend to keep it all on (cept when i bother to rant on lj or on here occasionaly heh)
but yeah
im not healthy

think_about_it · Post by **think_about_it** » 7/13/2006, 8:05 pm

Dear Thread:
I like you...I heard somewhere it is a good thing to right down how you feel to get it out.

I love reading your many complaints and thoughts!!

Thanks for the good times,

Mike

PS - I'm not really mad at anyone I just thought I'd leave you a note.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 7/13/2006, 8:13 pm

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 7/13/2006, 8:24 pm

you know what happened? I took off my "don't be emo kids" thing in favour of being member of the month, so the kids no longer had any guidance, and now they've gone all emo (which is kinda the way the CM has always been but you'll read about that when the book comes out) and so you find threads like this where people are mad at their mom's and dad's when in reality 20 years ago they would have been out of the house at the age they are now.

Sincerely,
Jim

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 7/13/2006, 8:46 pm

Dear Jim,

I've been out of my house for a while now.
I can still be mad at my mom for being controlling and irritating.
I can also be mad at my internet connection which makes it difficult for me to visit the CM because it keeps SHUTTING THE FUCK OFF FOR NO REASON. *kills it*

Have a nice night,
Megan