The Story Game Thread v2.0

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 2/12/2006, 4:54 pm

what kind of idiot drinks starbucks coffee while jogging? :wtf:

Post by **faninor** » 2/12/2006, 4:55 pm

Things were very boring in this new, limited existence. Fananigan, Jeremy, and the CM decided to have some tea. "But what kind?" was the debate.

Jeremy knew the answer immediately: Irish.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 2/12/2006, 4:55 pm

that rocked
^5

Post by **faninor** » 2/12/2006, 4:57 pm

Hmm changed up my last two posts to fit the actual order of things. :happytears:

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 2/12/2006, 5:06 pm

since ireland no longer existed they had to settle for starbucks imitation tea, after which fananigan took out a mortgage on his spaceship and began working off the rest of his debt by

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/12/2006, 5:07 pm

Hiring a robogirl named Elle, who came free from the Lululemon corporation. She had a penchant for style, comfort and shipbuilding.

Post by **faninor** » 2/12/2006, 11:16 pm

Fortunately Fananigan was able to make a fortune by reprogramming Elle into a pornbot who spammed the entire Internet with advertisements for xxx-cm-girls-xxx.clumsymonkey.net

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » 2/13/2006, 8:14 am

^

:lol::lol:

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 2/13/2006, 7:42 pm

Oh gosh.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/13/2006, 9:25 pm

Everyone just keeps ruining my lululemon covered dreams :crying:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 2/13/2006, 9:49 pm

do they involve tea?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/13/2006, 10:57 pm

Just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date. (Oh the horror!) In the previous story's place, Joe Cooler recreated the universe, and placed two characters within it named Billy Buttons and Thelma Thweetheart. What is important about Billy and Thelma is that Billy happens to be part of Kamosuto-no-Jutso, a rival motorcycle gang to the Yellow Darts, who coincidently enough, just recruited Thelma. Joe Cooler also wrote in various security features to his story (it was hard), which would essentially block every and all attempts to return to the previous story. Also note that there are no loopholes. None.

Oh my goodness, what happens next.

Post by **faninor** » 2/13/2006, 11:48 pm

Then Fananigan reprogrammed Elle to beat up motorcycle gangs.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/13/2006, 11:56 pm

No dice.

just then, a very powerful CMer named "Joe Cooler" who seemed to have the ability to bend any story to his will, decided the current story was rather blasé, and wrote out each and every single character, location, sub plot, porn bot and reference to starbucks that existed to date.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/13/2006, 11:56 pm

Then, Thelma went to her local Lululemon and came out a different and much sexier woman. She was no longer Miss Thweethart, she was Ms.Fantasy. She then had alot of sex, with every gang member of the Motorcycle gang, so much in fact that they all died of dehydration due to over ejaculation.

Now Thelma rules the earth. In Lululemon. With a latte.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/13/2006, 11:58 pm

You guys are terribly uncreative. At least build a plot before ending the story!

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/13/2006, 11:59 pm

The story has just begun! We have our sexy lead woman, Thelma. I'm pretty sure she needs a wholesome love interest, like Joe Cool, the nice twin brother of the evil Joe Cooler.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 2/14/2006, 12:00 am

What about freaking Billy Buttons.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/14/2006, 12:00 am

She had sex with him so much that he died of dehydration. I call it the prune effect.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 2/14/2006, 12:02 am

So anyways... Thelma Fantasy, had the world, but all she wanted was poor small town Joe Cools heart. Except, he was afraid of women like her! He was also afraid of everything. Especially women.