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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/21/2006, 12:10 pm

Yeah, the old hub software crashed, so Matt had to switch.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 1/21/2006, 2:07 pm

[15:01] <faninor> I'm a pretty little girl!
[15:01] <Axtech> [15:00] <SoozyJ> joshua?
- [15:00] <SoozyJ> was it you?
- [15:00] <faninor> I'm a pretty little girl
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- [15:01] <faninor> I am.
[15:02] <SoozyJ> jennnnnnnny
[15:02] <SoozyJ> say something
[15:02] <afealicious> 1'm pReTt1eR.
[15:02] <afealicious> 0H 1337! *skrattar*
[15:02] <faninor> Hot.

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 1/21/2006, 4:06 pm

the new hub

Kaegan · Post by **Kaegan** » 1/21/2006, 4:34 pm

I don't! I want to get innnnnn! *cries*

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/21/2006, 4:34 pm

I can't even connect to the new hub! Trig and George must hate me. :cry:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 1/22/2006, 6:38 am

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[07:15:22] <nikki4982> ugh

Kaegan · Post by **Kaegan** » 1/30/2006, 10:05 am

<nikki4982> sometimes i feel like i'm the only olp fan who genuinely likes everything :*)**
<penguin> <---
<nikki4982>

<xjsb125> i genuinely like pancakes
<xjsb125> i had one this morning
<nikki4982> everyone keeps talking about pancakes!
<xjsb125>

<Dr.Johny> :O
<nikki4982> i don't even like pancakes that much but i've been craving them because of you fools!
<xjsb125> i had biscuits, gravy, and sausage as well
<jaded> I'm with you nikki!
<xjsb125> i think i shocked everyone in the restaurant that i ate so much
<nikki4982> hahah
<Dr.Johny> gravy.....with pancakes?
<xjsb125> no, not with pancakes
<jaded> there is a place here that has bottomless ribs... I'm gonna go and shock people
<nikki4982> the gravy's on the biscuit, johnny
<Dr.Johny> oh
<Dr.Johny> right
<xcinminspiderx> o_o
<xjsb125> i told them i have a tapeworm and a hollow leg to help
<nikki4982> i remember when matt first talked about biscuits and gravy... i thought he was insane cos i'd never heard of it before!
<jaded> for some reason when I read what nikki just said in my head, I heard it like it was being said on a radio to an astronaut
<Dr.Johny> I was gonnna dude, you are one weird man
<nikki4982> hahahahhahaha
<jaded> "The gravy is on the biscuit Johnny, over"
<xjsb125> hahahahaha
<Dr.Johny> I wonder how gravy would taste on pancakes
<jaded> with static at the beginning and end
<xjsb125> probably not good
<nikki4982> i can't stop laughing

Post by **faninor** » 1/31/2006, 12:53 am

[22:29] <aflowers> country cock butter ...ok that commercial annoys me
[22:29] <aflowers> HAHA
[22:29] <aflowers> crock***
[22:29] <Axtech> :OOOOO
[22:29] <aflowers> oops
[22:29] <Axtech> haha
[22:30] <faninor> Matt?!?
[22:30] <Axtech> and we have a new one!
[22:30] <Axtech> Get out your crock pot!
[22:30] <faninor> Cock butter eh?
[22:30] <faninor> So is that uhhh...
[22:30] <aflowers> HAHAHA
[22:30] <Axtech> LOL
[22:30] <faninor> Semen, or lubricant?
[22:30] <aflowers> omg hahaha
[22:30] <Axtech> sarag loooooooves country crock butter
[22:31] <aflowers> shish you
[22:31] <aflowers> i do thoug
[22:31] <aflowers> h
[22:31] <Axtech> LOL
[22:31] <Axtech>

[22:31] <aflowers>

[22:32] <faninor> *photoshops*
[22:32] <aflowers> :O
[22:32] <Axtech> umm
[22:32] <Axtech> I don't think I want to see your source pics
[22:32] <aflowers> bahahaha
[22:32] <aflowers> oh man
[22:32] <Axtech> Or the finished product, for that matter
[22:32] <aflowers> what is wrong with me
[22:33] <faninor> http://akimages.crossmediaservices.com/ ... 349a_5.jpg
[22:33] <Axtech> HOT!
[22:34] <aflowers> i love the crock
[22:34] <aflowers> i so almost did it again
[22:34] <Axtech> LOL
[22:35] <aflowers> o:-)

[22:39] <aflowers> :O

[22:40] <faninor> So Country Cock... my new avatar?
[22:40] <Axtech> LOL
[22:40] <faninor> I'm getting tired of my sexy mic.
[22:40] <aflowers> HAHA yes
[22:40] <Axtech> yes
[22:40] <Axtech> doooo it
[22:41] <aflowers> man
[22:41] <aflowers> i ruin every word

[22:43] <faninor> Done!

[22:45] <Axtech> make your green text "sarag loves the crock"
[22:45] <aflowers> loloh my gosh
[22:46] <Axtech> or just "gotta love the crock"
[22:46] <Axtech> or something like that
[22:46] <faninor> "mm olpness"
[22:46] <aflowers> HAHA
[22:46] <Axtech> I can't believe it's crock butter
[22:46] <Axtech> er
[22:46] <Axtech> cock
[22:46] <aflowers> lol
[22:46] <aflowers> hahaha
[22:47] <aflowers> ok i cant eat butter now
[22:47] <aflowers> thanks guys
[22:47] <Axtech> HAHA
[22:47] <Axtech> you think I can?
[22:47] <faninor> I can.
[22:47] <Axtech> LOL
[22:47] <aflowers> hahaha
[22:47] <Axtech> josh loves the crock!
[22:47] <aflowers> HAHA
[22:48] <faninor> I'm going to go make a butter sandwich.
[22:48] <aflowers> LOL
[22:48] <faninor> I can churn my own butter.
[22:48] <Axtech> oh god
[22:48] <aflowers> oh man
[22:48] <aflowers> nooo
[22:49] <aflowers> *goes to throw away all the butter in the house*
[22:49] <Axtech> "churn the butter" just took on a whole new meaning...
[22:49] <faninor> You can too.
[22:49] <faninor> That's it!
[22:49] <faninor> I can churn my own butter. = custom text
[22:50] <Axtech> "hey baby, you really churn my butter"
[22:50] <Axtech> LOL
[22:50] <Axtech> yes
[22:50] <aflowers> oh man
[22:50] <aflowers> i created 2 monsters
[22:50] <Axtech> hahaha
[22:50] <faninor> Good thing we solved that pornbot problem.

WrldsaSubway · Post by **WrldsaSubway** » 1/31/2006, 12:59 am

im so horrible..hahaha

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/31/2006, 2:04 am

WrldsAsubway wrote::lol: im so horrible..hahaha

oh and very much :drool:

worthy might i add :nod:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/31/2006, 12:20 pm

cock butter :lol:

brilliant!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/31/2006, 12:22 pm

New insult of the month:

"Go churn yourself!"

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/31/2006, 12:24 pm

I miss all the good stuff.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/31/2006, 12:25 pm

!kennylize Dr.Johny

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/31/2006, 2:29 pm

Go churn yourself PB boy.

Post by **faninor** » 2/28/2006, 2:51 am

On my school hub:

<faninor> Somebody just downloaded the most random video from me.
<faninor> bocellisings.wmv
<faninor> I bet they thought it was porn.

and after explaining what the video is and someone wanting it

<faninor> Okay the file you're looking for is in . . .
<faninor> Hub\Archive\OLP\I\2005\2005-04-00 - ourladypeace.net videos from Steve\bocellisings.wmv
<zzme> haha...i just downloaded that
<faninor> Haha I noticed.

<Nux> honkey honky
<zzme> I was looking for Andrea Bocelli ....he's an Italian opera singer
<Nux> wooo woooo
<faninor> Ahh.
<faninor> Well there goes my porn theory.
<Nux> honky honk
<Nux> woooooooo
<zzme> no kidding! haha. definitely not porn.
<zzme> I saw that movie and was like, 'what the..?"
<Nux> this is awesome
<Nux> i need a bigger screen just to watch it

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 2/28/2006, 10:48 am

You have awesome people at your school, Josh.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 2/28/2006, 8:22 pm

Note: this is mostly for alex cause im to lazy to format this and show her on aim but yeah :nod:

[21:08] <Acoustic_Soul_> I have a new IP...
[21:09] <eeyore> congratulations
[21:09] <Acoustic_Soul_> cause I moved..
[21:09] <Acoustic_Soul_> will it affect my downloading?
[21:09] <eeyore> are you active or passive?
[21:10] <Acoustic_Soul_> meaning?..heh
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[21:11] <eeyore> settings -------> look at the connection settings area.. it should say that your either active or passive
[21:11] <Acoustic_Soul_> kk, ty
[21:12] <Acoustic_Soul_> direct connection...
[21:13] <eeyore> im assuming thats active... do you have a router?
[21:13] <Acoustic_Soul_> yup
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[21:13] <eeyore> k
[21:13] <eeyore> uhh
[21:13] <Axtech> :o
[21:13] <Acoustic_Soul_> really? poo
[21:13] <eeyore> download... umm... well try to download margolin's list
[21:13] <Acoustic_Soul_> lol
[21:13] <eeyore> or tearcashflow
[21:14] <Acoustic_Soul_> kk
[21:14] <eeyore> on a completely unrelated note.. why do people use kk instead of just k.. theres only one k in okay... (my bro and others do that as well so i ask)
[21:15] <eeyore> hmmm are you in anything related to engineering per chance?
[21:15] <Acoustic_Soul_> hahaha, I guess it's just like "I see, I see"
[21:15] <Acoustic_Soul_> I have one here yes.
[21:15] <Acoustic_Soul_> my frined is one, haha
[21:15] <eeyore> i blame him
[21:15] <eeyore> or her
[21:15] <Acoustic_Soul_> lol.
[21:15] <eeyore> engineers ruin everything
[21:15] <Axtech> hahahaha
[21:15] <eeyore> including brains
[21:15] <Axtech> so true
[21:15] <eeyore> my dads one
[21:16] <eeyore> my bro was in it but is leaving.. one of the reasons he cited (to me) for leaving "i cant handle talking or being around engineers"
[21:16] <eeyore> i told him it was a wise decision
[21:16] <Axtech> lmao
[21:16] <Acoustic_Soul_> nope..
[21:17] <eeyore> so he asked what my dad did this time haha
[21:17] <Acoustic_Soul_> it's the routers fault
[21:17] <eeyore> you cant get the lists?
[21:17] <eeyore> yes
[21:17] <Acoustic_Soul_> no..
[21:17] <Acoustic_Soul_> I can't
[21:17] <Axtech> switch to Passive mode
[21:17] <eeyore> http://www.portforward.com/default.htm <--- go here and try those out
[21:17] <Axtech> or that
[21:17] <eeyore> or you can switch to passive mode
[21:17] <Axtech> do what he said
[21:17] <Axtech> ignore me
[21:17] <Axtech> mine answer was simpler but less useful
[21:17] <Axtech> er
[21:18] <Axtech> my*
[21:18] <Axtech> in fact, just ignore me completely for the time being
[21:18] <Axtech> lol
[21:18] <eeyore> yah.. what boob said.. the easiest thing is to switch to passive.. but then you wouldnt be able to grab stuff from everyone
[21:19] <Acoustic_Soul_> lol
[21:19] <Acoustic_Soul_> k, thanks guys
[21:20] <eeyore> for the record... alex will agree with everything i said about engineers

(that was mostly to boob cuz he'd understand)
[21:20] <eeyore> np
[21:20] <Acoustic_Soul_> lol
[21:20] <Axtech> haha

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/11/2006, 1:35 am

Lando wrote:<Hal_Johnson> this place is dead
<Hal_Johnson> and i mean worse than this guy i saw laying in a grave yard
<Hal_Johnson> it's because he was still alive, just drunk and passed out
<Hal_Johnson> so that's why this place is more dead than he was
<Hal_Johnson> he was cut though
<Hal_Johnson> he cut his hand on the bottle, it was in pieces
<Hal_Johnson> he had a glass shard in the palm of his hand
<saman> ouch
<Hal_Johnson> it didn't look very pleasant, but he said he couldn't feel it
<Hal_Johnson> i offered him a ride to the hospital, but then i realized i don't have a car
<saman> lmao
<Hal_Johnson> it would be difficult to double a bloody drunk guy on a bicycle
<Hal_Johnson> so i asked him if he'd like me to pull him with a rope
<saman> how could he tell you he couldn't feel it if he was passed out?
<Hal_Johnson> but he didnt have any type of board to lay on to roll behind the bike with, so I stole this one old guy's wheel chair, well not stole, i "borrowed" I promised i'd return it
<Hal_Johnson> oh i woke him up
<saman> ahh makes sense
<Hal_Johnson> after I took the guy to the hospital, i went to return the chair to the old guy, but he wasn't there anymore
<Hal_Johnson> all that was left of him was a single monocle
<saman> awww poor old guy
<Hal_Johnson> so what i did was called all the retirement homes in the city
<Hal_Johnson> asking if any of their old guys had monocles
<Hal_Johnson> it turns out Spring Hills Retirement Centre did
<Hal_Johnson> but the only problem is the man went missing two weeks earlier
<Hal_Johnson> So I decided to search the wheelchair better
<Hal_Johnson> to see if it had his name on it, to match the name the lady from the retirement home gave me
<Hal_Johnson> it had no name
<Hal_Johnson> but it had a serial number
<Hal_Johnson> and some crumbs that were stuck in the crease of the seat
<Hal_Johnson> I contacted the hospital to ask what the serial numbers were for. They told me that if it has a specific serial number it's not from the hospital.
<Hal_Johnson> It means it was a specific order from a disability retailer
<Hal_Johnson> no they don't sell disabilities
<Hal_Johnson> they sell products to aid those with disabilities
<saman> ahh i see
<Hal_Johnson> So I called the only 3 disability retailers in my city, but the serial number didn't match any of their recent sales
<Hal_Johnson> back at square one it would seem
<saman> so it would seem
<Hal_Johnson> so I contacted Spring Hills again and asked how long the man who went missing (I haven't used his name due to privacy rights) had been staying at their home
<Hal_Johnson> It turns out he'd only been living there for 7 months. He transferred from a different home in Lethbridge Alberta
<SoozyJ> Pancake time byeeeee
<SoozyJ> +away gorging on pancakes!
<saman> bye sooz
<SoozyJ> oh and matt good's still alive if anyone cares
<Hal_Johnson> The disability retailer told me that most companies keep wheelchair sales records for up to 5 years due to extended warranty contractual obligations that they have to oblige because it would be difficult for a person with disability to wait for repairs or pay for them too
<Hal_Johnson> So I called all the disability retailers in Lethbridge. Why? I know it sounds pointless considering the man's living here in Regina now, but I didn't know what else to do, plus I was bored.
<Hal_Johnson> It turns out the man bought his chair 3 years ago after an incident at his old business.
<Hal_Johnson> The crazy thing is, he was the owner of the most strip clubs in Western Canada
<saman> :o
<Hal_Johnson> I was interested in finding out more, so I contacted the retirement home he came from in Lethbridge.
<Hal_Johnson> They told me how he came to be living there.
<Hal_Johnson> The receptionist told me he was shot in the spinal chord one evening at one of his businesses in Edmont Alberta
<Hal_Johnson> Edmonton
<Hal_Johnson> but Edmont is almost as cool :S
<saman> i like edmont. nice city
<Hal_Johnson>
<saman>
<Hal_Johnson> So now I had to find out what companies this man owned specifically and find out if any of his family is now running his empire
<Hal_Johnson> If they were, perhaps he had contacted them, considering his current retirement centre hadn't heard from him in two weeks and now I stole the man's wheel chair and he'd disappeared completely.
<Hal_Johnson> His daughter who is running his B.C. businesses told me she talked to him a little over a week ago.
<Hal_Johnson> I asked her to call me if she heard from him again, and explained the situation
<Hal_Johnson> She sounded worried, but insisted that she knew where he was and gave me a number to reach him at.
<Hal_Johnson> The number was long distance though which didn't make any sense, and I didn't recognize the area code
<Hal_Johnson> I decided I'd call it anyway, and WOW was I shocked to find out what I had reached.
<Hal_Johnson> You'll never believe it.
<Hal_Johnson> The number I called was for Santa's Workshop in the NORTH POLE!
<Hal_Johnson> Yes my friends, the conclusion to this story is true.
<Hal_Johnson> Santa Claus was the owner of more Strip Clubs in Western Canada than any other person in history
<Hal_Johnson> I was totally flabbergasted
<Hal_Johnson> okay, i just wanted to use that word because it was old school
<Hal_Johnson> but that's my whole story THE END
<Hal_Johnson> You've all been a wonderful audience

Post by **saman** » 3/11/2006, 12:09 pm

i thought it was a funny story

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