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only when it's on fire
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Why is your pee on fire?
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wish i could tell you...
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Caught the Clap huh?
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fire pee!!! :evil:
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8O Umm... ow?
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:O
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I see that Smooke knows all about fire pee. First hand experiance perhaps??
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all this talk makes it sound so cool

now i wish it actually did burn when i pissed
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i want sex in my pants la loo la lala
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this page is just.... :wtf: 8O :lol:
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thirdhour wrote:i want sex in my pants la loo la lala


i'd like sex too. except without the pants
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you should leave the socks on, however. for interest.
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Nobody wants to get cold feet during sex.

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happening fish wrote:you should leave the socks on, however. for interest.


and by socks are you meaning warm feet? cause i like warm feet. but STD's are a no go. especially that sphyllis. she's a dirty one to shake!
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You know this from experiance? Does your urine burn like the surface of the sun as well?
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hey! how would you know? you better not have been stalking me you son of a bitch!
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I'm Johnathan. I'm disgusting. I stalk people I meet over the internet and make their pee burn.
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Hahahah, I just checked if someone somehow logged in as Johnny and posted that.... but no... it was posted from his IP. :lol:

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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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