Love & Relationships Thread

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/14/2005, 4:49 am

Says you, RICKY.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/14/2005, 5:07 am

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/14/2005, 8:59 am

or maybe you want something more than friends

With one guy. All the rest I only want as friends. But they're the ones I should want because they are so nice. Of course, I think they may just like the challenge.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 12/15/2005, 8:39 pm

thirdhour wrote:Yannic is officially BACK ON THE MARKET, bitches!

Bidding starts at....250! (CAD)

Back on the market!?!?! This is Rusty's time to shine!

Hey Yannic, if you like unnattractive guys that you've never met and only know from here on this message board then you've gotta give me a chance. Don't worry about the distance, we'll totally work that out.

I think that was my worst attempt yet.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 12/15/2005, 9:07 pm

It was your only honest attempt yet! :lol:

Everything else was a cheesy pickup line.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 12/15/2005, 9:11 pm

What kind of a society do we live in where cheesy pickup lines don't work?

.....so do I get points for an honest attempt then? :puppyeyes:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 12/15/2005, 9:15 pm

10 points!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 12/15/2005, 9:18 pm

Sweet! What's that put me up to?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/15/2005, 9:18 pm

Chesse is good when there is attraction.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 12/15/2005, 9:20 pm

Good point.

Khrangar · Post by **Khrangar** » 12/15/2005, 9:53 pm

Henrietta wrote:Chesse is good when there is attraction.

Cheese, or chess? It could go either way.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 12/16/2005, 2:17 am

Rusty wrote:Sweet! What's that put me up to?

10 points and half a bologna sandwich?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/16/2005, 3:05 am

Can someone tell me where to find the clitoris?

This girl the other night was like "RUB MY CLITORIS!"

I rubbed her nose. Then she got dressed and left...

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/16/2005, 4:48 am

Lando, I think you're looking for the sex thread. It's a few doors down the hall, take a left at TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) IV.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/16/2005, 3:27 pm

No no, this is about our relationship. Hence what I did wrong to make her leave.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 12/16/2005, 4:46 pm

clearly there are communication issues lando. :nod:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 12/16/2005, 6:20 pm

I knew it. I should have learned sign language.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 12/16/2005, 7:10 pm

thirdhour wrote:
Rusty wrote:Sweet! What's that put me up to?

10 points and half a bologna sandwich?

Interesting what do I need in order to get a date?

Lando wrote:Can someone tell me where to find the clitoris?

This girl the other night was like "RUB MY CLITORIS!"

I rubbed her nose. Then she got dressed and left...

I think you need to consult the CM map of the female anatomy. It was designed for this purpose.

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 12/16/2005, 8:31 pm

Rusty, you get three marshmallows, a wheelbarrow and some more bologna, travel 4,610 km, and we're on!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/16/2005, 8:35 pm

What do I get?