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Try this.

Go up to your prof, say "hapablabablaboo", then punch him in the face and give yourself an A.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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At this point it's basically worth a shot :thumbs:
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Conversely, you could punch yourself in the face and drop your pants and maybe he'll give you an A for effort and also because he'd be confused and have seen your bum.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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Your ideas frighten and confuse me.
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Post by dream in japanese »

me= we'll just keep laughing all night long

we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
hey jess...have i been affected by the refugee experience in my personal career?
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
YES
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
Yes you have
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
Is this for school?
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
What do you mean by the refugee experience?
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
And personal career?
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
no clue....but has it affected me in my teaching?
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
i totally should write that it does...they would give me priority if i did!!!!
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
Yes....
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
Would you have had any kids who were refugees??
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
one...named damion
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
O.k...well there you go. It HAS affected you
Asphyxia - Slowly losing the remnants of my sanity says:
Now write away!
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
SWEET!
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alexandra says:
i'm going shopping this afternoon with noemie. going to try and find some of those sweaters that do good things to your tits
kerri says:
shopping is for girls
alexandra says:
that explains why you do so much of it then
kerri says:
:mad:
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katie: my mommys coming home from walmart soon. then we're having dinner.
klaen: we're having meatloaf. just because.
katie: neeeat.
katie: i dunno what we're havin.
klaen: okay, nana just said "slut olive oil"
katie: haha.
klaen:apparently ours isn't a virgin
katie:ooooh that olive oil
katie: hahahahahahaha
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:lol::lol:
go fuck yourself.
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kerri says:
people love paying for shit
alexandra says:
i'm sure you're a convincing saleswoman
kerri says:
the only thing i've ever been effective at selling is drugs
kerri says:
and those sell themselves
alexandra says:
you should hook small children
kerri says:
I'll just sprinkle all the pot with ground ecstasy
alexandra says:
deer satna, for crismis i want the hapy plant. lov jimmy
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(21:04:04) spiritualmonster: +defenestrate
(21:04:07) spiritualmonster: +kick
(21:04:09) spiritualmonster: +punch
(21:04:12) spiritualmonster: +stab
(21:04:14) spiritualmonster: +pummel
(21:04:16) spiritualmonster: +hit
(21:04:19) spiritualmonster: +beat
(21:04:26) spiritualmonster: +flip
(21:04:47) spiritualmonster: +boot
(21:04:54) spiritualmonster: +snap
(21:05:14) spiritualmonster: +throw
(21:05:32) spiritualmonster: +headbutt
(21:05:51) spiritualmonster: +bruise
(21:05:57) spiritualmonster: +burn
(21:06:02) spiritualmonster: cut
(21:06:05) spiritualmonster: +
(21:06:13) spiritualmonster: +prick
(21:06:23) spiritualmonster: +decapitate
(21:06:54) spiritualmonster: +whack
(21:07:04) spiritualmonster: +pinch
(21:07:22) spiritualmonster: +smash
(21:07:38) spiritualmonster: +draw and quarter
(21:07:53) spiritualmonster: +squeeze
(21:07:56) spiritualmonster: +suffocate
(21:08:01) spiritualmonster: +poison
(21:08:32) spiritualmonster: +dehydrate
(21:08:40) spiritualmonster: +starve
(21:09:09) spiritualmonster: +belt
(21:09:22) spiritualmonster: +hang
(21:09:26) spiritualmonster: +bite
(21:09:29) spiritualmonster: +chomp
(21:09:32) spiritualmonster: +gnaw
(21:09:35) spiritualmonster: +chew
(21:09:42) spiritualmonster: +crucify
(21:09:55) spiritualmonster: +elbow
(21:09:59) spiritualmonster: +pull hair
(21:10:25) spiritualmonster: +freeze
(21:10:26) spiritualmonster: +boil
(21:10:33) spiritualmonster: +tickle
(21:10:43) spiritualmonster: +poke
(21:11:00) spiritualmonster: +limb-rip
(21:11:12) spiritualmonster: +fingernail-yoink
(21:11:21) spiritualmonster: +gouge eyes
(21:11:48) spiritualmonster: +strangle
(21:11:51) spiritualmonster: +headlock
(21:11:56) spiritualmonster: +hang upside down
(21:12:14) spiritualmonster: +toss
(21:12:20) spiritualmonster: +fold
(21:12:25) spiritualmonster: +sit on top
(21:12:35) spiritualmonster: +slash
(21:12:52) spiritualmonster: +flatten
(21:13:15) spiritualmonster: +melt
(21:13:24) spiritualmonster: +vapourise
(21:13:59) spiritualmonster: +gut
(21:14:22) spiritualmonster: +roll
(21:14:37) spiritualmonster: +stomp
(21:14:48) spiritualmonster: +smother
(21:14:54) spiritualmonster: +bash
(21:15:04) spiritualmonster: +clout
(21:15:08) spiritualmonster: +clobber
(21:15:21) spiritualmonster: +skin alive
(21:15:36) spiritualmonster: +scalp
(21:15:41) spiritualmonster: +drown
(21:16:04) spiritualmonster: +OVERFEED
(21:16:20) spiritualmonster: +compress
(21:16:22) spiritualmonster: +stretch
(21:16:53) spiritualmonster: +shoot
(21:17:03) spiritualmonster: +fling
(21:17:33) spiritualmonster: +over-flex (making your limbs move in ways they shouldn't)
(21:17:57) spiritualmonster: +hammer
(21:18:08) spiritualmonster: +wallop
(21:18:45) spiritualmonster: +electric shock
(21:19:17) spiritualmonster: +solitary confinement without me or anybody else forever and ever and ever
(21:19:42) spiritualmonster: +deprive of sleep
(21:19:52) spiritualmonster: +scald
(21:19:56) spiritualmonster: +bladder stoppage
(21:20:27) spiritualmonster: +acupuncture in all the wrong places
(21:22:06) spiritualmonster: +dunk in acid and caustic substances
(21:22:22) spiritualmonster: +stick wires under finger and toenails
(21:22:43) spiritualmonster: +chemical exposure (salt, pepper spray, gasoline, etc)
(21:23:05) spiritualmonster: +unnecessary sugery without anasthetics
(21:24:08) spiritualmonster: +shave and give razor burn
(21:24:44) spiritualmonster: +remove access of all toilet facilities and enclose you in a small cage strung by a chain 50 feet from the ground
(21:25:02) spiritualmonster: +fill this cage with flesh-eating organisms
(21:25:25) spiritualmonster: +dunk in an enclosure of piranhas, tigers, killer bees, etc.
(21:26:00) spiritualmonster: +continuous verbal abuse
(21:26:30) spiritualmonster: +force to witness torture inflicted on other people
(21:26:48) spiritualmonster: +wrap in a blanket of nettles
(21:27:46) spiritualmonster: +force to watch Spongebob Squarepants for hours on end
(21:28:12) spiritualmonster: +contaminate
(21:28:19) spiritualmonster: +envenom
(21:28:25) spiritualmonster: +infect
(21:28:30) spiritualmonster: +drug
(21:28:47) spiritualmonster: +make you eat wasabi
(21:29:03) spiritualmonster: +a hell of a lot of wasabi
(21:29:38) spiritualmonster: +ban
(21:29:40) spiritualmonster: +block
(21:29:49) spiritualmonster: +hang by toes
(21:29:53) spiritualmonster: +hang by little fingers
(21:30:00) spiritualmonster: +hang by wrists
(21:30:40) spiritualmonster: +consume
(21:32:30) spiritualmonster: +take you shopping
(21:33:07) spiritualmonster: +twist
(21:33:52) spiritualmonster: +rub with sandpaper and soak in lemon juice
(21:34:04) spiritualmonster: +crush with bowling balls
(21:34:24) spiritualmonster: +put in a bed of starving ants covered in meat juices
(21:34:54) spiritualmonster: +slice and leave to bleed to death slowly
(21:35:11) spiritualmonster: +make you eat soap
(21:35:56) spiritualmonster: +...mastectomy?

i am a fucking GENIUS :lol:
(okay my friend helped think of a few of them)
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happening fish wrote:kerri says:
people love paying for shit
alexandra says:
i'm sure you're a convincing saleswoman
kerri says:
the only thing i've ever been effective at selling is drugs
kerri says:
and those sell themselves
alexandra says:
you should hook small children
kerri says:
I'll just sprinkle all the pot with ground ecstasy
alexandra says:
deer satna, for crismis i want the hapy plant. lov jimmy



that kept me laughin for a very long time. thank you. :lol::lol::lol:
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Post by happening fish »

you're very welcome :lol:
our conversations are always like that :lol:
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sXelittle1 (12:50:58 PM): look this file [deleted]://ws.dego.ws/files.exe
a1a2a3a4sink (12:51:47 PM): Hi there.
sXelittle1 (12:51:52 PM): hi
a1a2a3a4sink (12:52:21 PM): Did you mean to just send me this message?

sXelittle1 (12:50:58 PM): look this file [deleted]://ws.dego.ws/files.exe
sXelittle1 (12:52:44 PM): no
a1a2a3a4sink (12:52:51 PM): Hmm . . .
sXelittle1 (12:52:57 PM): i dident send that to anyone
a1a2a3a4sink (12:53:37 PM): You might want to run a virus scanner and tell anyone on your buddy list not to click the link if they just got a message from you.
sXelittle1 (12:56:37 PM): i did
sXelittle1 (12:57:01 PM): sorry just like dident mean to
a1a2a3a4sink (12:57:55 PM): lol no problem, it's just like a virus that has been going around for a while that automatically sends itself to people's buddy lists.
sXelittle1 (12:58:23 PM): o shit really
a1a2a3a4sink (12:59:05 PM): Yeah.
a1a2a3a4sink (12:59:28 PM): I'm not sure if it's harmful.
sXelittle1 (12:59:43 PM): look this file [deleted]://ftpy2.brinkster.com/~kaki206/files.exe
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kerri says:
alex, life sucks
kerri says:
drugs are the only way
alexandra says:
life has sucked especially more, recently
alexandra says:
for you too it seems
kerri says:
I guess it's because we havent brought jesus into our lives
alexandra says:
i dunno about you but i live under a giant glowing cross
kerri says:
ha, actually, I think that makes matters worse somehow
alexandra says:
he judges me when i touch myself
alexandra says:
what kind of a friend is THAT?
kerri says:
that's no friend at all
kerri says:
I encourage you to touch yourself as much as you please
alexandra says:
i knew you were a true comrade
kerri says:
just dont injure your hand
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alexandra says:
when do your exams start?
shout love says:
I guess a week from now, but I only have one
alexandra says:
that hardly seems fair
alexandra says:
i'll have to kill you
shout love says:
fuck you
alexandra says:
you'll like it
shout love says:
if the drugs haven't killed me, what chance do you have
alexandra says:
me and my bootknife, we better than any drug
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we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
don't be sad!!!!
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
it'll make me sad!!!
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
o.k...I'll try
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
and then we're gonna have to start an emo band instead...and that's NOT cool!
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
I'M NOT EMO SAD
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
OH MY
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
I actually want to be sad
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
till I can't be sad anymore
we'll just keep laughing all night long says:
that's emo lyrics right there!!!!!!
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
OH GOD
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
LOL
Asphyxia - My new car deck is soooo sexy- it glows PINK!! says:
O.k...that totally made me laugh
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alexandra says:
if no one buys new CFS anyway
alexandra says:
then why do they think they'll go out and buy the new AIS
alexandra says:
how does that solve the non-updating problem of the AIP
alexandra says:
man i love acronyms
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Marc says:
that's not fun at all
Marc says:
that's like negative fun
Marc says:
the anti fun of fun
alexandra says:
negative fun
alexandra says:
that's a good description heh
Marc says:
yes negative fun was nice...anti-fun was a bit much...i was going to go as far as the"inverse of fun" but it would have been over the top
alexandra says:
fun^-1
Marc says:
ha nice
Marc says:
i like that
alexandra says:
arcfun?
alexandra says:
sometimes i think my nerdy tendencies get the better of me
Marc says:
yes...arcfun
Marc says:
haha
Marc says:
and polar bears are arctan
Marc says:
lol
alexandra says:
oh man
Marc says:
hahhahahahahah
alexandra says:
haha
alexandra says:
that was terrible
alexandra says:
you get the gold star of the day
Marc says:
i know that was hard to "bear"
alexandra says:
okay don't push it
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:lol:
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</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by thirdhour »

don't bother says:
do you wanna come over and watch a movie?
don't bother says:
i'm bored
this is my love says:
ok
don't bother says:
oh, and by watch a movie i mean have hot sex
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