Doc J applied for a job today. :O

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 11/19/2005, 3:54 pm

nikki4982 wrote::lol:

"I... I believe you have my stapler..."

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Oh, good luck Johnny! :duncan:

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 11/19/2005, 3:55 pm

swingline staplers > all. :love:

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 11/19/2005, 4:40 pm

OMG

The library at Queen's has a red swingline! <3 <3 <3 <3

I would have stolen it, but they had put "PROPERTY OF STAUFFER LIBRARY" on it.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 11/19/2005, 5:34 pm

this is my stapler. it is the best stapler in the world. it even comes with green staples.

:love:

!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/19/2005, 6:53 pm

*staples Jen*

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 11/19/2005, 7:14 pm

Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/19/2005, 7:19 pm

Interesting. I've never used one before. The one my family has, is pretty old and crappy.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 11/19/2005, 7:27 pm

Long Jonny wrote:
nikki4982 wrote::lol:

"I... I believe you have my stapler..."

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Oh, good luck Johnny!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/19/2005, 11:42 pm

Clearly I'm missing something but, the question at hand is; what? :think:

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 11/19/2005, 11:47 pm

Office Space.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/19/2005, 11:57 pm

Oh, right.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/20/2005, 7:20 am

Random Name wrote:Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Did Monkey pay you to say that?

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 11/20/2005, 7:57 am

staples pens are not at all sexy.
nor are staples erasers.
or the geometry sets.

i've never tried the staplers, but i hope they're not unsexy, which they probably will be.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 11/20/2005, 2:38 pm

nikki4982 wrote:
Random Name wrote:Staples brand staplers are the most amazing sexy staplers in the world. You haven't stapled until you've used a staples brand stapler.

Did Monkey pay you to say that?

I work in Staples.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/20/2005, 3:43 pm

Its just a stapler.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 11/20/2005, 3:45 pm

JUST A......i'm sorry johnny, but with that attitude, i'm afraid you're just not cut out to do all that clerical work. :no:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 11/20/2005, 3:48 pm

but its just a stapler

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 11/20/2005, 4:35 pm

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 11/20/2005, 4:38 pm

Chanandler Bong wrote:but its just a stapler

Oh, and with that kind of attitude maybe clerical work isn't for you. :lol:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/20/2005, 6:18 pm

Johnny, you don't deserve to staple with that kind of attitude.