kim and alex rocketh thy bad face

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/11/2005, 7:08 am

omgz so ye olde englishe class was so boring yesterday? and so we started passing notes?

it started with

alex: this is such a waste of time
kim: i knows it! i'm thinking about fashion

and eventually proceeded to

"YE OLDE LETTER"

Dearest Lady Kimothy,
What a tragedy that attendance to lectures is relevant to our finalmost grade-mark. I quite imagine this time would be better spent reading the textbook or somesuch other scholastic pursuit. At any rate Rachel seems to be catching up on her diversionary reading [she was reading a novel under the desk lol]. Personally I have hidden an earphone under my tresses and do proceed to give half my attention to the Olde Arcade Fire. I quite imagine thy musings on fashion are serving thee well in preparation for thy future occupation as a lady-in-waiting, gentlest of professions for a maiden such as thyself. I didst attempt mine most incorrect and outdated forms of Englishe but I natheless suspect of it that it is not quite olde enough to suit this class (or mayhap I should have spoken thusly: "old enow"). In any case, this blows. Pardon. This doth blow.
All my best,
Alexicus the Unentertained
Post-Script
Gentle time, why tarriest thou at such leisure?

"A BRAVE RESPONSE"

Faire Aleximus, my lasse chaste & pure,
Thine letter hath drawn dewe to mine eyes, to thinketh that I not be onely idle in these dolourous spindles of time. I pray onely that the great creatour mayhap murther me with mercie as mine tresses art drawn back this day, and shouldst hide not a winnesome earbud to blossom forth its songcrafte in the secrecie of shadowe.
God be with you,
Thine Owne Ladie Kimberly

I have no idea what half her letter meant but I was trying so hard to laugh that my eyes were stinging with tears.
Oh yeah it's a class of like 10 people haha.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 11/11/2005, 7:12 am

I was about to post that I have no idea what Kimmy's response said.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/11/2005, 7:21 am

i believe it summarizes as "i hope god kills me"

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 11/11/2005, 1:41 pm

you guys are awesomie :lol:

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 11/11/2005, 2:20 pm

Truly!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 11/11/2005, 2:28 pm

hahaha, awesome.

In English, Josh just draws pictures of King Lear wearing nothing but a whole lot of wrinkles.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 11/11/2005, 3:32 pm

i miss you guys

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 11/11/2005, 3:49 pm

Axtech wrote:hahaha, awesome.

In English, Josh just draws pictures of King Lear wearing nothing but a whole lot of wrinkles.

And a blessedly positioned flower!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 11/11/2005, 7:56 pm

On Lear.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 11/11/2005, 7:56 pm

It was over his bathing suit area.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 11/11/2005, 7:57 pm

The flower. He was otherwise naked.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 11/11/2005, 7:57 pm

So you couldn't see his penis.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 11/11/2005, 8:01 pm

That was great.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/12/2005, 9:38 am

Hey Josh, isn't 8:57 pm a little early to be drunk?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 11/12/2005, 9:41 am

superboots wrote:i miss you guys