DEFYING THE LAWS OF NATURE?

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DEFYING THE LAWS OF NATURE?

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afealicious wrote:WTE says:
Call me fetus.


Ode to a Speedy Maturity
By: Pastry.

Fetus, Fetus, you're bizarre.
You're 16 now, go drive a car.
Although it is a bit freakish in nature
For an underdeveloped human to so quickly mature
And nature and mature don't really rhyme
But that's alright. I'm doing fine...
I think. I'm no good at poems you see
In this area I would enlist Mr. Thomas D-G
The guy who walks his dogs a lot
And uses the ">:O" face more often than not
And talks to me WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH
Honestly, the guy is insane, as such.
But that's all awesome, he is very nice
Extremely unserious, but hey, that's life.
You see, he can be serious on occasion.
I think at those times I'm just good at persuasion.
Tom also introduced me to Ben Folds.
I like him lots. And man, you suck for not dressing up tomorrow. Loser. Geez. What a jerk. I mean come on. You dressed up last year. Totally unfair. It's wrong to be normal on October 31st! Just WRONG! Do you understand me? You had better. What a nerd, with your Greek and Italian and grammers. Yes, that is an E. Ha! Ha! I BET I'M PISSING YOU OFF, RIGHT NOW! DEFINATELY. TOTALY. O YEA. Serves you right for being boring on your birthday. And now I will get back to making my couplets rhyme.
He's pretty funny-sounding when on the phone.
To spare my sternum next time I'll call when alone.
I think it's neat and pretty obscene
That Thomas' birthday is on Halloween.
So have a good one,
And now I'm done.
Oh wait, the scat.
Can't forget about that.

bada boop shap shebangity gang shwalla walla realzesty shizzam ba dop woppity bop a doodle dood ahhh doo.

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That was hot.
I just wanna get out,
Stuck inside of this.
Waiting for something else,
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happy birthday!
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happy birthday! in eight minutes!


and jen: that was awesome :nod:


IM NOT A CHEAPSKATE FOR SENDING LOVE.
turn your head
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to here knows when

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happy bday fetus
go fuck yourself.
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her hair is defying the laws of nature :GASP:
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

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:nod:

P.S. the upside-down writing on the window is not in any way indicative of the true context of this picture.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAy!!!
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Yay, happy birthday, Tom!!!!

:nana:
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<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by Sonya »

happy birthday! :D
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Happy Birthday WTE
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.

And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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Happy Birthday Fetus.
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I like how I'm the only one who used his real name. :lol:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Dear Tom,

Happy B-Day!
Wooo!!! :nana:

<3 RandomSarah.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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Happy birthday.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Post by faninor »

It's true.

How can a fetus have a birthday? It defies the laws of nature and boggles the mind.

But anyway, hope you had a good one!
-Josh
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Post by Rusty »

Wouldn't a fetus' birthday be it's birth day. The day that it is born, thus becoming a person?

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

Image <----------------- click and listen!
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