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Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/23/2005, 3:45 pm

first time i have ever used on of these face emoticon things (actually the truth)
figured i should make it worth while

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 10/24/2005, 11:27 pm

Ok.
Never in my LIFE,
Has it ever been this hard to not have sex with EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.
Something is seriously wrong with me.
I am
SO
SO
SO
HORNY.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2005, 11:49 pm

*has sex with you*

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/25/2005, 1:02 am

closeyoureyes wrote:I am
SO
SO
SO
HORNY.

haha, welcome to my world

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/25/2005, 1:39 am

a) unless the guy's a complete creep, i think it's pretty hard to find random sex. casual sex is one thing, a guy that would be completely fine with raping you if you said no and didn't run away is another. i think finding a guy that you can have respectful casual sex with is difficult. well, i've never had any. so maybe once i find out who does such things, it would be easier to pick them out in a crowd...

b) question for girls: is sex supposed to keep hurting after you do it for a while? it's not pain per se, but more a burning ALL the time. and believe me, it has nothing to do with circumstances because it doesn't matter how we do it (lube etc). it hurts even after we're done for a while and i don't know why.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/25/2005, 1:44 am

alright this guy right here, totally comfortable with casual sex
im the type of guy who does such things

and not having a female perspective, all i can say is
i know that if it burns, its probably not a good thing

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/25/2005, 1:50 am

i'm aware guys like you exist, i just haven't encountered them.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2005, 11:30 am

Yannic has :clap:

the clap!

PlasticAss · Post by **PlasticAss** » 10/25/2005, 12:05 pm

Do you use condoms? You might be allergic to latex. Go see your down there doctor. :nod:

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/25/2005, 12:09 pm

try polyurethane

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/25/2005, 2:14 pm

^^ nuh uh! no i dont! :cry:

doesn't matter whether or not we use condoms. I don't have a gynecologist. basically i just deal with it.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/25/2005, 3:23 pm

burning sensations down there are not good. go see a doctor.

what's the difference between random and casual sex? i thought they were the same thing?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/25/2005, 5:08 pm

I thought your boyfriend lived hours away Yannic!?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/25/2005, 6:39 pm

I may not know much about female body parts, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be burning. You really should probably see a doctor about that.

neoncrossing · Post by **neoncrossing** » 10/25/2005, 6:44 pm

^agreed

don't ask why · Post by **don't ask why** » 10/25/2005, 7:20 pm

superrgirll wrote:what's the difference between random and casual sex? i thought they were the same thing?

random = random strangers on friday night. casual sex = with friends.

burning down under aint a good sign at all. :no:

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 10/25/2005, 9:11 pm

burning can be a sign of a yeast infection, which is totally natural and can basically happen to anyone at random for almost any random reason. if it's been going on for more than a couple of weeks though i would recommend seeing a doc. but if it hasn't been that long look into yeast infection symptoms and over the counter treatment (aka monistat).

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/25/2005, 11:06 pm

you guys, it's not like my down there parts are like inflammed or even in pain.

it's WHEN i have sex that it stings. it's as if we're using a lube that's a peice of shit and burns, but we're not. maybe i'm allergic to him.

and cass, yeah he does. but he comes back sometimes.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2005, 3:16 am

You know what they say, Yannica,