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Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 2:45 am

thirdhour wrote:
Gimme_Shelter wrote:alright this is all my knowledge right here

guys gave a penis, girls have a vagina

you all sort it out from their

I don't know who you gave your penis to, but I think most guys like keeping thiers.

i dont know, personally i like to spread it around

im just a generous person like that i guess

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 2:46 am

anyways,
does this caller have a question or should we go to the next one

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 3:08 am

i guess their is no more questions

then again, after you found out about the penis vagina secret their isnt much else to know

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/20/2005, 1:10 pm

Gimme_Shelter wrote:I’m like the male equivalent of that old skank on TV

my mom saw her at the post office once.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 2:05 pm

probably having some dildo from the 40's (back when she was "young"... 60) mailed to her

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 9:24 pm

the old slut

but it is really funny that your mom saw her at the post office

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 10/20/2005, 9:29 pm

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 9:32 pm

nice

you know, actually
she is pretty hot.....

im trying not to get an erection here but i just cant help it

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/20/2005, 10:15 pm

i saw her live back in the day :nod:

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/20/2005, 10:57 pm

you are so lucky

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 10/21/2005, 6:45 pm

i wish i could have a penis for a day. just to know, you know?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 10/21/2005, 8:43 pm

perhaps you could explain it in detail?

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 10/21/2005, 9:26 pm

well i've always kind of wondered what it feels like to have one. it's got to be weird, walking around with those things. and then, of course, i'd want to know arousal from the male perspective, it looks so much more impressive. i think if i had one for a day i'd just play with it all day and jump around and do cartwheels and hire a hooker for the night.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/21/2005, 9:36 pm

Sounds logical.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/22/2005, 1:44 am

i'd get a blowjob.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/22/2005, 1:45 am

sandsleeper wrote:well i've always kind of wondered what it feels like to have one. it's got to be weird, walking around with those things. and then, of course, i'd want to know arousal from the male perspective, it looks so much more impressive. i think if i had one for a day i'd just play with it all day and jump around and do cartwheels and hire a hooker for the night.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/22/2005, 2:39 am

sandsleeper wrote:well i've always kind of wondered what it feels like to have one. it's got to be weird, walking around with those things. and then, of course, i'd want to know arousal from the male perspective, it looks so much more impressive. i think if i had one for a day i'd just play with it all day and jump around and do cartwheels and hire a hooker for the night.

i know what you mean

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/22/2005, 11:39 pm

happening fish wrote:i'd get a blowjob.

That's a good idea.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2005, 12:05 am

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/23/2005, 12:12 am

I kinda wish I had a sex life. Actually I wish I had a life. Here's the plan, I'll get a life, then work on getting a sex life. Sound like a good idea?