The 30,000 calorie sammich

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The 30,000 calorie sammich

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http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/s ... p?t=127131


All I can say is that I can feel an MI comming on by reading that. :freak:
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I think the onion rings are what make it.
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oh my GOD that looks disgusting

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holy fucking shit.
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I can't even look at that thing.

it makes me ill. :uhh:
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I even felt ill *before* I saw the damn thing.
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it winked at me.
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I can't even view the picture :(
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Post by happening fish »

the following ingredients are too disgusting for words:

Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432

ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwww.
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How do you possibly use 154 tablespoons of oil, and 50 grams of oregano?? :wtf:
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starseed_10 wrote:How do you possibly use 154 tablespoons of oil, and 50 grams of oregano?? :wtf:


When you're trying to make a 3000 calorie sandwich, I guess you find some way to cram that all on there. The oil is a hell of a lot, volume-wise, though... :think:
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I prefer the catwich.
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

thats not even really a sandwich

he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread




i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i


and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that
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Post by nikki4982 »

OK, now most of it is actually at least sandwich making ingredients... but CORNDOGS!?!?!?

Why would you put corndogs on a sandwich!!?!?
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i'm at school now, and i'm supposed to do an essay on franz schubert, but just now i turned to my friend and said, "hey look, apparently there's a 30 000 calorie sandwich."

then i clicked the link.

picture #1..."what"

picture #2..."the..." ("it's bigger than his fist!")

picture#3..."HELL?"

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then we cracked up and didn't stop laughing for a full 5 minutes. :lol:
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Gimme_Shelter wrote:thats not even really a sandwich

he just took a bunch of food and put it on bread




i could take pure fat and grease and put it on bread and call it a 90000 calorie sandwich if i wanted, but why would i


and what kind of fucking slob would actually eat something like that


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Post by dream in japanese »

maybe we can make a documentary about a cmer who goes on a diet of only that and we'll see what happens to them :lol:

any takers??
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