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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/18/2005, 5:26 am

Tears are bodily fluids!!!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/18/2005, 5:26 am

Wow, thanks pagebaby. :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/18/2005, 5:34 am

mn tey sure love their mommty

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/19/2005, 12:55 am

so maybe this is an awkward topic, but something that pretty much never comes up is circumsision. I really knew nothing about the topic, and I was looking it up and it seems like a pretty big damn deal but no one ever talks about it and I was just wondering why.

PS. This new interest is proof that sex ed teaches NOTHING. I didn't really understand what foreskin was, and just try naming one virgin boy that can find the clitoris. You'd think this stuff would be covered under the basics.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 10/19/2005, 3:07 am

how can you not know what forskin is

and i never knew circumcised or not to be a big deal

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/19/2005, 5:53 am

They taught us that in sex ed... course, ours was pretty awesome. :lol:

First day of class, we got to get in groups and write lists as long as possible of assorted body parts the teacher named, then the group with the longest list "won"... so we could "get it out of our systems" and use the real names for them the rest of the class. :lol:

There were some fun ones, wish I could remember them.

Anyway, back on topic... circumsion apparently cuts off a lot of nerves, so yeah... there's more feeling with the foreskin.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 10/19/2005, 7:14 am

Good point, girls have no clue about that. Not unless someone makes a point to teach it to you.

We didn't have a sex ed class, just health. It didn't really teach us anything. My most "educational" experience with that was anatomy class. Wow....I really never forget that :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/19/2005, 8:27 am

i've never met a circumsized penis so i have little to no comment on that subject, although i will say that i totally agree with yannic... i'm not even sure what that would look like :uh:

I AM ME · Post by **I AM ME** » 10/19/2005, 8:36 am

That clitoris comment it hilarious :lol:

So many of my friends had no idea. And when one found out about it he thought he found the g-spot, he was so damned proud of himself, i was embarrased for him.

I AM ME · Post by **I AM ME** » 10/19/2005, 8:38 am

happening fish wrote:i've never met a circumsized penis so i have little to no comment on that subject, although i will say that i totally agree with yannic... i'm not even sure what that would look like

How many penis' do you meet a day? :lol:

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/19/2005, 8:49 am

i've met both circumcised and non-circumcised penises. for the longest time i didn't know what a non-circumcised penis looked like but trust me you know when it's circumcised...there's quite the difference :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/19/2005, 9:16 am

I'd imagine

and yeah, i hang out with a lot of dicks

I AM ME · Post by **I AM ME** » 10/19/2005, 10:10 am

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/19/2005, 12:24 pm

I'm jewish, so I was aware everyone in my family was, but it didn't really occur to me that it was anything all that different than say, my boyfriend until I looked it up.

It drastically changes the appearance (and from what I've heard, feeling) of the organ boys like talking about more than anything, but they never bring it up. wtf.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/19/2005, 6:31 pm

I never found it to be a big issue. Actually, I've talked about this with people many times before. I once spent hours trying to explain the difference between between circumcised and non-circumcised. Then I had to explain what foreskin was and such. I don't think that person understands it fully. Then another time on spare we were discussing this one spare once, it was me and 2 other guys and one girl. Me and one other were not circumcised the other dude was, and he thought we were weird. But anyway, the girl was convinced that having foreskin made it so much bigger so there would be more to....err..."fit in." We tried to explain that it was just skin, but she still thinks that it means that it's so much bigger with foreskin.

Now about the clitoris comment, the best gift any girl can give to her virgin boyfriend is a map of that area. Clearly showing where such areas like the clitoris are. Gym class sucked, they teach nothing.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/19/2005, 6:37 pm

Rusty wrote:Now about the clitoris comment, the best gift any girl can give to her virgin boyfriend is a map of that area. Clearly showing where such areas like the clitoris are. Gym class sucked, they teach nothing.

Sounds like quite the gift to herself, too. :nod:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/19/2005, 6:39 pm

Axtech wrote:
Rusty wrote:Now about the clitoris comment, the best gift any girl can give to her virgin boyfriend is a map of that area. Clearly showing where such areas like the clitoris are. Gym class sucked, they teach nothing.

Sounds like quite the gift to herself, too.

That is true. Everyone wins.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/19/2005, 6:39 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/19/2005, 7:11 pm

*draws a map*

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/19/2005, 7:13 pm

"Do girls' parts need some sort of oil or equipment, like cotton balls, or wooden dowels?"