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[superboots]

[21:01] <afealicious> HONKS
[21:01] <nam_kablam> HONKS
[21:05] <xonodoubt69> HONKS
[21:06] <faninor> HONKS
[21:17] <Axtech> HONKS
[21:17] <superboots> HONKS
[21:17] <xjsb125> HONKS
[21:17] <superboots> HONKS
[21:18] <nam_kablam> HONKS
[21:20] <Axtech> HONKS
[21:21] <superboots> HONKS
[21:21] <nam_kablam> HONKS
[21:23] <George> Sab loves her 7up!
[21:27] <George> You will see this message multiple times.
[21:29] <superboots> HONKS

[Waiting to Exist]

[23:02] <Monkey> i invented a word today
[23:02] <Monkey> Duncany
[23:02] <WTE> For something naked?
[23:02] <WTE> I don't get it.
[23:02] <cyke68> hahahaha
[23:02] <nikki4982> hahhahaha
[23:02] <Monkey> and youve given it a definition
[23:02] <nikki4982> for something naked!!!
[23:02] <WTE> yay!
[23:03] <Jay84> lol
[23:03] <sabian_2> are the recordings good quality?
[23:03] <cyke68> does it rhyme with "uncanny" ?
[23:03] <Monkey> Dunk-in-E
[23:03] <sabian_2> I am not getting anything?
[23:03] <cyke68> ok gotcha
[23:03] <WTE> I was thinking more like Dunkin..ee... doughtnuts.
[23:03] <WTE> *doughnuts
[23:03] <Monkey> Duncany - Adj. - Naked

[kyks17]

hey sum1 should post the convo about setting cookies on fire, complete with sands mum burning them and me getting confused intro! i would cept im not home

[xjsb125]

[2005-09-08 03:20] <xjsb125> i have animal crackers!
[2005-09-08 03:20] <kyks17> the cookie kind?
[2005-09-08 03:21] <xjsb125> barnum animal crackers, yes the cookie kind
[2005-09-08 03:21] <xjsb125> the real deal in the red box
[2005-09-08 03:21] <kyks17> oh i meant the other cookie kind haha
[2005-09-08 03:21] <kyks17> the white and pink
[2005-09-08 03:21] <kyks17> now i want those
[2005-09-08 03:21] <kyks17> gimme
[2005-09-08 03:22] <xjsb125> *shoves cookies into pc*
[2005-09-08 03:22] <kyks17> wheeeeeeeeee
[2005-09-08 03:23] <kyks17> *munches strange pink and white gooeyness coming from pc*
[2005-09-08 03:23] <xjsb125> poor giraffes never survive
[2005-09-08 03:24] <xjsb125> their necks are always broke off
[2005-09-08 03:24] <kyks17> :O
[2005-09-08 03:24] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[2005-09-08 03:24] <nikki4982> dont' tell melissa!
[2005-09-08 03:25] <xjsb125> *washes down with champagne*
[2005-09-08 03:25] <xjsb125> champagne from california!
[2005-09-08 03:26] <nikki4982> :O
[2005-09-08 03:26] <eeyore> i have cookeis
[2005-09-08 03:26] <kyks17> im from california!
[2005-09-08 03:26] <eeyore> they be burnt however
[2005-09-08 03:26] <nikki4982> hahahha
[2005-09-08 03:26] <eeyore> my mom burned them
[2005-09-08 03:26] <kyks17> they thought it was jasons 21st bday last week when really it was his 20th so we got free champagne and didnt get carded yayyyyy!
[2005-09-08 03:26] <eeyore> >:O
[2005-09-08 03:27] <xjsb125> woot
[2005-09-08 03:27] <xjsb125> *passes champagne bottle to sand*
[2005-09-08 03:27] <kyks17> :O
[2005-09-08 03:27] <kyks17> why did ur mum burn cookies
[2005-09-08 03:27] <kyks17> was it political
[2005-09-08 03:27] <kyks17> did she get them confused with her bra
[2005-09-08 03:27] <xjsb125> go ahead and spray it on some girls in bikini's sand. you'll feel like a rap star in a video, thus feeling better about the cookie situation
[2005-09-08 03:27] <nikki4982> hahahahh
[2005-09-08 03:27] <nikki4982> :O
[2005-09-08 03:28] <xjsb125> and hahahaha to kyms comment
[2005-09-08 03:28] <xjsb125> narf
[2005-09-08 03:28] <xjsb125> *pictures momma sand burning bra in kitchen*
[2005-09-08 03:28] <eeyore> not quite kym
[2005-09-08 03:29] <kyks17> why then?
[2005-09-08 03:29] <eeyore> she was too busy making stuff for my bro and put in a batch of cookies in for me since i just eat cookie dough and she forgot about them and they burned and now taste like ass
[2005-09-08 03:29] <eeyore> but given theres nothing else to eat in the damn house
[2005-09-08 03:29] <eeyore> i have no choice but to eat them
[2005-09-08 03:29] <eeyore> >:O
[2005-09-08 03:29] <kyks17> ohhhhhhhhhhh
[2005-09-08 03:29] <kyks17> i thought u meant she took like sum store bought cookies, got pissed and lit them on fire
[2005-09-08 03:30] <eeyore> no
[2005-09-08 03:30] <kyks17> blast
[2005-09-08 03:30] <xjsb125> hahahahaha
[2005-09-08 03:30] <kyks17> that would at least be more exciting
[2005-09-08 03:30] <nikki4982> hahahahaaha
[2005-09-08 03:30] <nikki4982> kym doesn't do much baking, it seems
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> kym does too
[2005-09-08 03:31] <Jay84> 101 posts!
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> just 2 days ago kym made banana nut bread
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> and its brilliant!!
[2005-09-08 03:31] <xjsb125> the image of anyone setting cookies on fire makes me laugh
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> just didnt occur to me that sands mum would bake him cookies
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> would cookies even light?
[2005-09-08 03:31] <xjsb125> i dunno, but it would be damn funny to see it
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> hehehe
[2005-09-08 03:31] <kyks17> ah the ponderings of the hub
[2005-09-08 03:32] <kyks17> we should write a book
[2005-09-08 03:32] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[2005-09-08 03:32] <xjsb125> *adds to list of "things to film on the next meetup"*
[2005-09-08 03:32] <nikki4982> you could douse them in some kind of alcohol
[2005-09-08 03:32] <nikki4982> then they'd light
[2005-09-08 03:32] <kyks17> hehehehehhe
[2005-09-08 03:32] <kyks17> well thats cheaitng nikki
[2005-09-08 03:32] <kyks17> we want to be able to eat the charred remains
[2005-09-08 03:32] <kyks17> or have sand eat em
[2005-09-08 03:32] <nikki4982> hahaha well it'd be drinking alcohol
[2005-09-08 03:32] <nikki4982> so you could eat them
[2005-09-08 03:32] <eeyore> im not eating them
[2005-09-08 03:33] <eeyore> well not those ones
[2005-09-08 03:33] <kyks17> i thought they would burn too much to haveanything left to eat if u used alcohol
[2005-09-08 03:33] <nikki4982> hmm true
[2005-09-08 03:33] <nikki4982> maybe if you juts put a few drops on top
[2005-09-08 03:33] <kyks17> ...i like how were determining the best way to set a cookie on fire
[2005-09-08 03:34] <xjsb125> hahaha
[2005-09-08 03:34] <xjsb125> Chapter 56: How To Set A Cookie On Fire
[2005-09-08 03:34] <nikki4982> pff, this is stuff we should know how to do!
[2005-09-08 03:34] <nikki4982> don't trivialize it!
[2005-09-08 03:34] <kyks17> hehehe
[2005-09-08 03:34] <nikki4982> i mean, what if we're stranded on a desert island, and all we have to light to signal for help is cookies!!!
[2005-09-08 03:34] <nikki4982> THINK ABOUT IT
[2005-09-08 03:35] <kyks17> maybe we should eat the cookies for sustenance instead
[2005-09-08 03:35] <nikki4982> hmm
[2005-09-08 03:35] <nikki4982> interesting concept
[2005-09-08 03:35] <nikki4982> tell me more
[2005-09-08 03:35] <eeyore> i think i shall make a mini pizza thing
[2005-09-08 03:35] <xjsb125> Chapter 56 C: How To Get Off A Desert Island With Only A Lighted Cookie To Signal
[2005-09-08 03:35] <kyks17> hahahahhaha
[2005-09-08 03:35] <nikki4982> hahahah
[2005-09-08 03:35] <kyks17> maybe its a dessert island instead :O
[2005-09-08 03:35] <kyks17> and cookies abound :O:OO
[2005-09-08 03:35] <nikki4982> :O
[2005-09-08 03:36] <nikki4982> sweeeeeeeet
[2005-09-08 03:36] <xjsb125> fuck that, id never leave then
[2005-09-08 03:36] <Trig> Potty mouf!
[2005-09-08 03:36] <kyks17> mmmmmmm
[2005-09-08 03:36] <nikki4982> i don't wanna get off the island anymore
[2005-09-08 03:36] <kyks17> hahaha
[2005-09-08 03:36] <xjsb125> hahaha, good pun nikki
[2005-09-08 03:36] <nikki4982> haha
[2005-09-08 03:36] <xjsb125> mmm tropical apple pie and ice cream forests
[2005-09-08 03:36] <eeyore> lol
[2005-09-08 03:36] <nikki4982> *drools*
[2005-09-08 03:36] <nikki4982> dang, now i want ice cream... brb!
[2005-09-08 03:36] <Trig> Hey can you get me something to drink while you're gone?
[2005-09-08 03:37] <kyks17> hmmm wat did i want earlier
[2005-09-08 03:37] <kyks17> oh yeah, animal crackers

[Sonya]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

well, that made me fall off my chair.

[kyks17]

heck yeah it was brilliant! loooook new sig and profile stuffs!

[faninor]

Yay!

[nikki4982]

Mmmm flaming cookies.

[Axtech]

Axtech86: Nam likes the bikini wax
namkablam: and I eat strawberries off of it

[nikki4982]

[nikki4982]

[14:22] <nikki4982> i still don't know how nobody at the drake noticed that i was pressed against raine's butt for so long
[14:22] <Axtech> :O
[14:23] <superboots> OMG THAT HAS TO BE A MASS MESSAGE
[14:23] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[14:23] <nam_kablam> I didn't know
[14:23] <nam_kablam> I was too busy singing into the mic like a rock star
[14:24] <nikki4982> hahah yeah i guess everyone was
[14:24] <nikki4982> i kept looking at you guys and mouthing like "help? what do i do?!"
[14:24] <Axtech> huh?
[14:24] <nam_kablam> Raine could have been punching you in the face and no one would have noticed
[14:25] <Axtech> What happened?
[14:25] <nikki4982> hahahhaha
[14:25] <nikki4982> robbo, check the drake thread
[14:25] <nikki4982> http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... &start=380
[14:26] <Axtech> BUNS OF STEEL!?
[14:26] <nikki4982> hahahhahahahaha
[14:26] <nikki4982> it's crazy, man
[14:27] <Axtech> "I've got buns of steel, oh. I've got buns of steel, oh. My secret's safe with Nikki!"
[14:27] <nikki4982> HAHAHHAHAHAHA
[14:27] <nikki4982> *dies*
[14:27] <nam_kablam> ha ha ha!
[14:27] <nikki4982> *runs to hub conversation thread*

[beautiful liar]

except his secret wasn't safe!! YOU TOLD US ALL!!!

[nikki4982]

[Rusty]

[afealicious]

:lol::cry::D:falloffchair:

[Kaegan]

[02:00] <jaded> yeah I searched Jeremy taggart as author and got nothing
[02:00] <nikki4982> it's jeremytaggart, one word
[02:00] <nikki4982> http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/prof ... ile&u=2461
[02:01] <nikki4982> he needs an avatar
[02:01] <jaded> Hi everyone It's Jer!

I hope your all wonderous! I hope everybody is Healthy in these paranoid times.
[02:01] <nikki4982> he also needs to post again
[02:01] <jaded> Had the name of the album been announced? or was that a hint?
[02:01] <nikki4982> :O!!!
[02:01] <nikki4982> THAT WAS A HINT!
[02:01] <jaded> HAHAHAHA
[02:01] <jaded> Go me!
[02:01] <nikki4982> holy crap!
[02:01] <nikki4982> hahahahha

...later...

[02:39] <nikki4982> i still can't believe jeremy posted what was essentially the album title
[02:39] <jaded> I wonder if they knew at that point
[02:39] <nikki4982> they must've
[02:39] <nikki4982> i don't think he'd just pick a random lyric to quote
[02:39] <jaded> I mainly can't believe that it took so long for us to notice! haha
[02:39] <nikki4982> AND randomly capitallize the first letter of it
[02:39] <nikki4982> hahaha i know
[02:40] <jaded> and he does have a knack for revealing things he shoudln't have, although this time he did a good job of it.
[02:40] <nikki4982> hahaha yeah he did
[02:40] <nikki4982> he's sneaky!
[02:41] <nikki4982> now i'm curious to find when we found out the album title
[02:42] <nikki4982> :O
[02:42] <nikki4982> April 17, 2005
According to some fellow fans who attended the Drum Summit yesterday, Jeremy said that the new CD is going to be called "Healthy in Paranoid Times" which is taken from a line in "Don't Stop". He also said that a new single should be released soon and the band is looking to release the new CD in July. Thanks to everyone who made us aware of this.
[02:42] <nikki4982> wow... he told us like 5 months before that
[02:42] <nikki4982> and we didn't even know

[Rusty]

<Axtech> Nikki sells drugs out of her back yard (that's where the bodies are buried)
<nikki4982> shhhhh
<PlasticAss> oh noes!
<nikki4982> everyone's gotta stop talking about the bodies in my backyard!!!
<Rusty> nikki also operats a porn studio in her basement
<Trig> No porn files please.
<PlasticAss> porn!
<Trig> Please refer to the rules regarding porn.
<nikki4982> well, yeah, but that's not a secret
<PlasticAss> haha
<Axtech> :O
<Rusty> but what about the ones that die in the movies?
<Axtech> It isn't?!
<nikki4982> SHHHHHH
<Axtech> Why didn't anybody tell Robbo?!
<PlasticAss> yeah we all know about that
<PlasticAss> you didn't?
<Rusty> because you'd want a piece!
<PlasticAss> weird
<Rusty> you and your golden wang always wanting some of the porn
<Trig> No porn files. That goes for you too Nikki.
<Axtech> What's up Nikki!? I should be your #1 star! You could start a whole franchise based on the Golden Wang!
<nikki4982> well, come here so i can film you, then!!
<Rusty> can i be in the movie nikki?
<Rusty> i'm legal now
<PlasticAss> sounds like a sausage movie. count me out
<nikki4982> you can be robbo's fluffer, rusty
<nikki4982> *runs away*
<Rusty> i don't wanna be a fluffer!
<Axtech> NOOOOO
<nikki4982> bahahahah
<PlasticAss> haha
<Axtech> *stabs Rusty*
<Axtech> *and not in THAT way*
<jaded> stab rusty with kittens!
<PlasticAss> :o
<nikki4982> oh god
<nikki4982> hahahahaha
<Rusty> i don't like this game
<PlasticAss> look what you started nikki...
<nikki4982>
<Rusty> nikki you promised me girls!
<PlasticAss> you and your basement
<nikki4982> hahah i did no such thing
<nikki4982> my basement's awesome
<Rusty> well...could you?
<nikki4982> it floods
<Rusty> :O
<nikki4982> and it's been a recording studio
<PlasticAss> yuck
<Rusty> it all makes sense now!
<jaded> it floods? with water?
<nikki4982> bet none of you recorded an album in your basement!
<PlasticAss> it floods with awesome band talent
<nikki4982> haha what else would it flood with?
<Rusty> the porno, the bodies in the backyards, the blood sauce!
<Trig> No porn files please.
<PlasticAss> nikki, see above
<jaded> uhmm, nevermind
<Rusty> nikki is running an illegal porn studio, when the actors die she uses the blood for spaghetti feeds it to the cmers at meetups and buries the evidence in the backyard!
<Trig> Please refer to the rules regarding porn.
<Axtech> *leaves before this conversation gets any worse*
<nikki4982> hahah it just took me like a full minute to figure out what "blood sauce" was
<jaded> wow....
<nikki4982> *drags robbo back*
<jaded> I'm next, aren't I?
<nikki4982> >_>
<nikki4982> <_<
<PlasticAss> oh noes!
<Rusty> look at those evil eyes
<PlasticAss> shifty
<Rusty> i think someone should post the startling truth
<jaded> i want to kill people in MY basement
<nikki4982> see, what you guys don't know is that all the cmers that've ever met me are now actually dead... their online personalities are just bots now
<nikki4982> rusty right there? bot.
<PlasticAss> was trig a CMer?
<Rusty> but i'm alive
<nikki4982> melissa? always been a bot.
*superboots dead
<nikki4982> yup, see?
<Rusty> but i'm a real boy!
<nikki4982> olp? all robots.
<jaded> no rusty, you just think you're alive, you're like haley joel osment from that movie
<Rusty> oh noes!
<superboots> robot 19827282 reporting for duty
<PlasticAss> did you program Raine to forget the lyrics to SOT?
<nikki4982> of course!
<nikki4982> wasn't it hilarious?
<PlasticAss> figured
<PlasticAss> no one would ever suspect!
<Rusty> so this is why nikki is known as +ruin
<jaded> did you program him to fart during innocent?
<Trig> *calls 911* *can't find 11 button* *panics*
<George> You's a dead motherfrucker now!
<nikki4982> hahahhah
<nikki4982> when the heck did THAT happen!?
<jaded> AWWW poor George
<George> Back in my day I was useful.
<PlasticAss> we are all *farts* innocent, we are we are
<nikki4982> bahahaha
<PlasticAss> poor jeremy
<Rusty> someone post this!
<nikki4982> hahahah
<jaded> yes but where does the conversation actually begin
<jaded> that's the question
<nikki4982> back up there when someone mentioned me having dead bodies in my yard
<nikki4982> i think
<Rusty> no it clearly starts with the urine and drug testing
<PlasticAss> and now it gets quiet...
<jaded> my point exactly
<PlasticAss> *scared*
<Rusty> *goes to post it*
<PlasticAss> oh noes!
<nikki4982> haha oh dear

[nikki4982]

[01:44] <Jay84> i LOVE this picture. best one out of the entire bunch
[01:44] <Jay84> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/~ ... emtl04.jpg
[01:44] <nikki4982> oooooooooh nice!
[01:44] <nikki4982> their lighting seriuosly makes for the coolest pictures
[01:45] <Jay84> but teh suck for making out details
[01:45] <nikki4982> hah yeah
[01:45] <nikki4982> like... faces
[01:45] <nikki4982> little details like that
[01:46] <eeyore> faces are overrated
[01:46] <Jay84> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/~ ... emtl11.jpg
[01:46] <Jay84> explosion of light
[01:48] <nikki4982> oh no, the stage exploded!
[01:49] <nikki4982> haha it looks like steve's ducking for cover from the explosion
[01:49] <Jay84> i've got sooo many of steve.
[01:50] <xonodoubt69> as well you should!
[01:51] <nikki4982> *nods*
[01:51] <nikki4982> yay steverrrrrr
[01:51] <nikki4982> haha i should call him that next time i see him
[01:51] <Jay84> and none of jer.
[01:51] <nikki4982> right to his face
[01:51] <nikki4982> yeah i got none of jer in philly
[01:51] <nikki4982> jer was just a cloud of smoke
[01:51] <Jay84> steve was in the way
[01:51] <nikki4982> i hate that freaking smoke machine
[01:52] <nikki4982> rochyorbust (1:51:56 AM): so, do i call steve "steverrrr" to his face the next time i see him?
rochyorbust (1:52:02 AM): "hi nikki" "HI STEVERRR!"
rochyorbust (1:52:10 AM): him: O_O *backs away slowly*
JonandTonic81 (1:52:24 AM): haha
JonandTonic81 (1:52:30 AM): yes
rochyorbust (1:52:35 AM): hahhaa
[01:53] <xonodoubt69> raine is always in jer's way >:O he should be cut from the band
[01:53] <Jay84> "uhhh...SECURITY!"
[01:53] <nikki4982> hahahha
[01:53] <Jay84> hahaha
[01:53] <Jay84> seriously
[01:54] <nikki4982> "raine, you gotta go... you're blocking our view of jeremy"
[01:54] <Jay84> he doesn't do much anyway
[01:54] <nikki4982> hahahha

[namkablam]

[11:13] <nikki4982> we might have problems getting off

[xoNoDoubt69]

:O BAD NAM!