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and get crackers or something and

[dream in japanese]

my own head

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i love lori.

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i love lori.

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[TaLeNtOsO]

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! dice:

[don't ask why]

dice; but not the best day of my life
a very orgasmic day to say the least, but definitely not the best day.

[Dr. Hobo]

Your contract goes through 2008. How do you think people will be watching the show then?
Stewart: Through their nipples. I believe the show will come in through one nipple and will be broadcast out the other through some sort of projection device.
Karlin: And if you have three nipples, you're basically walking high definition.
Stewart: No, listen. We make the doughnuts; we don't drive the truck. I have no idea. I assume there are people in white lab coats working on that very thing. And I'm sure at some point it will be in liquid form.

[Hope]

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[xjsb125]

2005-09-23 - World Album Premier - Raine's Studio - Los Angeles, CA, USA.mp3

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+mute WTE

[Kaegan]

[02:13] <nikki4982> <nikki4982> i dun wanna be shoved in no uterus

[Waiting to Exist]

<nikki4982> i dun wanna be shoved in no uterus

[nikki4982]

[2005-08-16 01:41] <Rusty> school sucks, work sucks
[2005-08-16 01:41] <Rusty> retirment is cool
[2005-08-16 01:42] <WTE> Know what's even cooler?
[2005-08-16 01:42] <WTE> Infantry. I spent many a happy day drooling on myself.
[2005-08-16 01:42] <Rusty> ah yes
[2005-08-16 01:42] <nikki4982> *sigh* ahh to go back
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> i wish we lived life backwards
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> you'd start with retirement
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> then work
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> then school
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> then you'd get to be a baby
[2005-08-16 01:42] <dontaskwhy77> now that would be sweet
[2005-08-16 01:43] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[2005-08-16 01:43] <Rusty> i dunno
[2005-08-16 01:43] <Rusty> i mean wouldn't the hormones go backwords?
[2005-08-16 01:43] <dontaskwhy77> think bout it...you'd be the product of sex when you die
[2005-08-16 01:44] <nikki4982> O_O
[2005-08-16 01:44] <Rusty> damn
[2005-08-16 01:44] <nikki4982> i dun wanna be shoved in no uterus
[2005-08-16 01:44] <eeyore> :O
[2005-08-16 01:44] <eeyore> O_o
[2005-08-16 01:44] <eeyore> yeah
[2005-08-16 01:44] <WTE> ...
[2005-08-16 01:44] <eeyore> that made the cut
[2005-08-16 01:44] <Rusty> then once you were in
[2005-08-16 01:45] <Rusty> you'd like break back apart into the egg and sperm
[2005-08-16 01:45] <dontaskwhy77> hahaha
[2005-08-16 01:45] <WTE> I wonder if that'd hurt./
[2005-08-16 01:45] <nikki4982> the cut?
[2005-08-16 01:45] <eeyore> congrats nikki
[2005-08-16 01:45] <eeyore> you just made my sig
[2005-08-16 01:45] <Rusty> i would think the birthing an elderly human would hurt
[2005-08-16 01:45] <nikki4982> hahahahha yesssss!!
[2005-08-16 01:46] <Rusty> i mean people say it hurts to give birth to a wee baby
[2005-08-16 01:46] <dontaskwhy77> hahahahaha
[2005-08-16 01:46] <nikki4982> well, if you end by going back in
[2005-08-16 01:46] <Rusty> imagine birthing a 200 fully grown person
[2005-08-16 01:46] <nikki4982> then does that mean you'd come to being by un-decomposing?
[2005-08-16 01:46] <nikki4982> ... i guess that'd be composing
[2005-08-16 01:47] <Rusty> hmm
[2005-08-16 01:47] <Rusty> so we'd like just form...
[2005-08-16 01:47] <dontaskwhy77> exactly
[2005-08-16 01:47] <dontaskwhy77> that would be awesome
[2005-08-16 01:47] <dontaskwhy77> you'd be retired right away
[2005-08-16 01:47] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[2005-08-16 01:47] <Rusty> but what would you retire from?
[2005-08-16 01:48] <Rusty> but imagine reverse puberty?
[2005-08-16 01:48] <dontaskwhy77> i dont know but you'd have a whole lot of money to piss away
[2005-08-16 01:48] <Rusty> i'm pretty sure certain aspects just can't happen
[2005-08-16 01:48] <WTE> The only problem is, if you started at the end of your life, you'd know how long you had left.
[2005-08-16 01:48] <Rusty> actually you'd have no money
[2005-08-16 01:48] <WTE> Which can be scary.
[2005-08-16 01:48] <Rusty> oh true
[2005-08-16 01:48] <Rusty> countdown
[2005-08-16 01:49] <WTE> And if you end up being born at like 33 years old, then that just sucks.
[2005-08-16 01:49] <Rusty> true
[2005-08-16 01:49] <nikki4982> [01:48] <Rusty> but imagine reverse puberty? <-- OH GOD
[2005-08-16 01:50] <dontaskwhy77> <nikki4982> [01:48] <Rusty> but imagine reverse puberty? <-- OH GOD <- hahahahhhahha
[2005-08-16 01:50] <Rusty> now reverse puberty would hurt
[2005-08-16 01:50] <Rusty> i'm pretty sure
[2005-08-16 01:50] <dontaskwhy77> never experienced that before
[2005-08-16 01:51] <dontaskwhy77> my new life goal is to design a reverse time machine
[2005-08-16 01:51] <Rusty> but with the shrinking and the voice raising
[2005-08-16 01:51] <Rusty> it can't be fun
[2005-08-16 01:51] <WTE> [00:50] <dontaskwhy77> <nikki4982> [01:48] <Rusty> but imagine reverse puberty? <-- OH GOD <- hahahahhhahha <- Haha, yet another person has quoted this!
[2005-08-16 01:52] <nikki4982> would the extra hair fall out, or would it be sucked back into your body?
[2005-08-16 01:52] <WTE> sucked back in.
[2005-08-16 01:52] <WTE> Awesome.
[2005-08-16 01:52] <WTE> Holy crap I want a reverse life so I can be like, "my hairline sucks!" as I grow young.
[2005-08-16 01:53] <Rusty> definitly sucked
[2005-08-16 01:53] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[2005-08-16 01:53] <Rusty> hey tom, that's not all that would be sucked back in though
[2005-08-16 01:53] <Rusty> i mean the teeth too
[2005-08-16 01:53] <Rusty> right back in
[2005-08-16 01:53] <Rusty> then you gotta gum your food again
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> yeah but thing about it
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> you have people feeding you
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> you get breast milk
[2005-08-16 01:54] <WTE> That actually wouldn't be different than how it is now.
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> what's not to like
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> people change your diapers
[2005-08-16 01:54] <dontaskwhy77> you get to roll around on the ground all day
[2005-08-16 01:54] <WTE> Old people lose teeth, too, just in a different way.
[2005-08-16 01:54] <WTE> Now, would you lose memories as you got to the point of youth that nobody remembers?
[2005-08-16 01:55] <dontaskwhy77> hmmmm
[2005-08-16 01:55] <Rusty> i'm imagine so
[2005-08-16 01:55] <dontaskwhy77> but children remember the most
[2005-08-16 01:55] <nikki4982> hahahha
[2005-08-16 01:55] <nikki4982> weirdest conversation ever
[2005-08-16 01:55] <Rusty> but you'd need an old person for breast milk
[2005-08-16 01:55] <Rusty> or a new born in this case :S
[2005-08-16 01:56] <Rusty> so the parents would be children and the children would be parents
[2005-08-16 01:56] <nikki4982> ACK
[2005-08-16 01:56] <WTE> Actually, by the time people had kids, they would probably be 40-30
[2005-08-16 01:56] <WTE> wait
[2005-08-16 01:56] <WTE> still gross
[2005-08-16 01:56] <WTE> nevermind
[2005-08-16 01:56] <Rusty> but they wouldn't have kids...
[2005-08-16 01:56] <nikki4982> no, sucked kids in, you mean
[2005-08-16 01:56] <WTE> Because you'd be old
[2005-08-16 01:56] <nikki4982> aaaaaahahhaha
[2005-08-16 01:57] <Rusty> omg
[2005-08-16 01:57] <Rusty> can you imagine a 30 year old sucking a kid back in
[2005-08-16 01:57] <dontaskwhy77> my brain is going to implode now
[2005-08-16 01:57] <WTE> Eww, imagine being breastfed by a woman you've known all your life.
[2005-08-16 01:57] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[2005-08-16 01:57] <nikki4982> oh god
[2005-08-16 01:57] <Rusty> you'd be breastfed by your daughter!
[2005-08-16 01:57] <WTE> Plus, how do you prepare for the, uh, sucking in ceremony?
[2005-08-16 01:57] <WTE> That's gotta be awkward.
[2005-08-16 01:57] <Rusty> a condom?
[2005-08-16 01:58] <Rusty> i'd tuck and roll myself
[2005-08-16 01:58] <WTE> I wonder if parents would equip their kids with stuff.
[2005-08-16 01:58] <WTE> like, scuba diving equipment.
[2005-08-16 01:58] <nikki4982> [01:58] <Rusty> i'd tuck and roll myself <-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2005-08-16 01:58] <nikki4982> scuba diving!
[2005-08-16 01:58] <Rusty> i'm sure the umbilical cord would come back
[2005-08-16 01:59] <nikki4982> it'd like... spring out of the womb and grab onto your belly button
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> i don't wanna scuba dive in my mom's uterus though
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> lol
[2005-08-16 01:59] <nikki4982> like an alien tentacle in a horror movie
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> that might hurt
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> but parts would be gone
[2005-08-16 01:59] <dontaskwhy77> it'd suck you in good
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> oh yeah
[2005-08-16 01:59] <Rusty> would we get tails again?
[2005-08-16 01:59] <dontaskwhy77> this would make a good horror movie
[2005-08-16 02:00] <Rusty> it would
[2005-08-16 02:00] <Rusty> "and now the cm brings you REVERSE BIRTH!"
[2005-08-16 02:00] <WTE> However, it would work well for people who get into fights and stop talking to their parents.
[2005-08-16 02:00] <WTE> They wake up not knowing who their parents were.
[2005-08-16 02:00] <Rusty> they would be the parents though
[2005-08-16 02:00] <WTE> And they eventually meet back with them, probably in their teen years.
[2005-08-16 02:00] <Rusty> cause like the kids would suck the parents in
[2005-08-16 02:00] <WTE> what?
[2005-08-16 02:01] <WTE> Now you're just being illogical.
[2005-08-16 02:01] <Rusty> well think about it
[2005-08-16 02:01] <Rusty> if you start off retired
[2005-08-16 02:01] <WTE> Nobody births you, in this scenario. You just become undead, or as some call it, alive.
[2005-08-16 02:01] <WTE> Okay, yes.
[2005-08-16 02:01] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[2005-08-16 02:02] <dontaskwhy77> who gets to direct?
[2005-08-16 02:02] <dontaskwhy77> who writes the screenplay?
[2005-08-16 02:02] <dontaskwhy77> who gets to act?
[2005-08-16 02:02] <Rusty> i wanna star in it
[2005-08-16 02:02] <Rusty> I'll be the hero
[2005-08-16 02:03] <nikki4982> what poor woman has to be your... "mom"
[2005-08-16 02:03] <Rusty> hmmm
[2005-08-16 02:03] <Rusty> *glances around evily*
[2005-08-16 02:03] <WTE> I want to be the guy who has nothing to do with this movie, and has no ties to anybody who did have to do with this movie, even if it involves disowning family members.
[2005-08-16 02:03] <Rusty> thomas you're kinda girly
[2005-08-16 02:03] <nikki4982> hahahahhaha
[2005-08-16 02:03] <dontaskwhy77> hahahahaha
[2005-08-16 02:03] <WTE> >:o
[2005-08-16 02:04] <Rusty> how's you like to be a star?
[2005-08-16 02:04] <penguin> :O
[2005-08-16 02:04] <WTE> You sound like a creepy porno director.
[2005-08-16 02:04] <Trig> No porn files. That goes for you too Nikki.
[2005-08-16 02:04] <WTE> Not that I'm familiar with them.
[2005-08-16 02:04] <WTE> Or their club.
[2005-08-16 02:04] <Rusty> no i'm a porno star
[2005-08-16 02:04] <Trig> Please refer to the rules regarding porn.

[Kaegan]

Wow, just... wow...

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I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE."