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[happening fish]

sandnippy: millions of bitches
sandnippy: bitches for me
sandnippy: millions of bitches
sandnippy: bitches for free
sandnippy: and so on and so forth
happeninfish: put in a can by a man in a factory?
sandnippy: of course
sandnippy: where else would they come from?
happeninfish: zackly
sandnippy: :O
sandnippy: is that like zack braff?!
sandnippy: :O:O
sandnippy: OR ZACK BRANNIGAN?!
sandnippy: CUZ HES DREAMY
happeninfish: BOTH
happeninfish: THEIR LOVE CHILD
happeninfish: they're both dreamy!
sandnippy: :O
sandnippy: im flustered

[Dr. Hobo]

i knew that was coming

[happening fish]

happeninfish: it's got the mtl area code
fnding 3M0: your mom's got the mtl area code
fnding 3M0: BIOTCH
happeninfish: she so does
happeninfish: in her address book!
fnding 3M0: ooooooooooooooooooooo
fnding 3M0: zing?

[nikki4982]

Finding... emo???... as in... Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeger?

sandnippy: millions of bitches
sandnippy: bitches for me
sandnippy: millions of bitches
sandnippy: bitches for free
sandnippy: and so on and so forth
happeninfish: put in a can by a man in a factory?
sandnippy: of course
sandnippy: where else would they come from?
happeninfish: zackly
sandnippy: :O
sandnippy: is that like zack braff?!
sandnippy: :O:O
sandnippy: OR ZACK BRANNIGAN?!
sandnippy: CUZ HES DREAMY
happeninfish: BOTH
happeninfish: THEIR LOVE CHILD
happeninfish: they're both dreamy!
sandnippy: :O
sandnippy: im flustered

Oh my god.

[happening fish]

No, as in Andrew (OLP junkie)


Background info: we were discussing earlier how it came to be that there were carrots in this individual's vomit though he hadn't eaten any in months, and came to the conclusion that they were growing inside him.

Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
ive breathed in so much mold i can start growing muchrooms in my lungs
alex says:
you know, that sounds like it might come in handy
alex says:
they might even cross-pollenate with the carrots in there and make you rich
alex says:
the mushrot
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
in the right enviroment i could make a fortune
alex says:
an appealing name for an appalling vegetable
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
LOL
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
the muchrot
alex says:
haha
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
thats awsome
alex says:
you'll change the course of fresh produce history
alex says:
along with the guy who invented brocolli
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
"fuck yeah its organic! i grew it myself"
alex says:
*COUGH* salad's served!
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
lol
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
dont ask about the dressing
alex says:
"if it was any fresher it'd be inside me still!"
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
thats the new slogan obviously
alex says:
it applies to babies too
Salvidor Dali: Acid trip for snooty people says:
gestation fresh

[happening fish]

sandnippy: i now wanna get eaten by a cow
happeninfish: That's hot
sandnippy: i know
sandnippy: being cud would be fun

[nikki4982]

Being... cud???

Oh yes, and as disturbing as the name makes it sound... a mushrot could be a good thing. I'd try one... well, one that wasn't grown inside of somebody.

[faninor]

Full conversation:


a1a2a3a4sink: :-*
beeetd: :-*
a1a2a3a4sink: ^5
beeetd: _5
a1a2a3a4sink: _5 ;-)
beeetd: :-*
a1a2a3a4sink: :-*
beeetd: :O :O
a1a2a3a4sink: :O
beeetd: :OO:
a1a2a3a4sink: O::O
a1a2a3a4sink: ::O
beeetd: =O
a1a2a3a4sink: ^O^
beeetd: O_O!
a1a2a3a4sink:
beeetd: :E
beeetd: Warning of 'a1a2a3a4sink' not allowed.

beeetd: :-(:-(
a1a2a3a4sink: P
a1a2a3a4sink: Haha aww . . .
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[happening fish]

DancerNoe: I'm harassed to death by my stalker at the hotel
DancerNoe: he's annoying the hell out of me
happeninfish: christ
happeninfish: want me to have him taken care of?
DancerNoe: lol yes
happeninfish: one phone call.... that's all it takes...
DancerNoe: now there's 2 too
happeninfish: ?
DancerNoe: one is worse but the other guy is becoming pretty bad too
DancerNoe: wtf is wrong with them
happeninfish: i honestly have no idea
happeninfish: you must either be really hot or lead them on without realizing it or both
DancerNoe: yeah, i really dont know
DancerNoe: i have to wear a really short skirt for work too
DancerNoe: and high heels
happeninfish: Hahah
happeninfish: wait where are you working?! lol
DancerNoe: LOL
DancerNoe: not stripper short, but short
DancerNoe: kinda like a plane girl
DancerNoe: lol
happeninfish: Ahahahahhaa
happeninfish: i have no idea what that means! but it's still funny!
DancerNoe: lol, it's ok, i dont really know either

[saman]

i just came back after showering and found this on my taskbar:

Now the spires and the gables grow in orchards to the sky and the blessings on my table multiply and divide. says:
you smell like tennis ball soup
Anchor the night, open the sky. Hide in the hours before sunrise. says:
and rainbow suspender cake

[clumsychild_]

<turnstile blues> says:
SPEAK
<turnstile blues> says:
OR BE SMOTEN
<turnstile blues> says:
SMITTEN
<turnstile blues> says:
SMITED!
(if you're quiet we might see some) says:

<turnstile blues> says:

(if you're quiet we might see some) says:
*smites you* YOU'VE BEEN SMITTEN!
(if you're quiet we might see some) says:
*giggle*
<turnstile blues> says:
*hates you*

[happening fish]

More Kerri originals... I think she needs her own thread
It's long so i'll break it up.

Planning For Pride
kerri: still coming on the 18th?
alex: i was just about to ask that
kerri: if not then, the weekend after is Pride, which is quite a riot
alex: ohhhhhhhh that sounds like fun
alex: maybe we should do that?
kerri: sounds good.
alex: is that sat. the 25th?
kerri: works better with my school schedule, I realize
alex: you realize people will probably think we're together
kerri: yep. the actual parade is sunday if you stick around, but there should be laser shows and such on saturday
alex: maybe make the cover of the toronto star
alex: now that would be interestin
kerri: yay!
kerri: "local gays show their pride"
alex: that sounds like an excellent plan
alex: hahahaha
alex: "so which one's the top?"
kerri: if anyone asks I say we begin a hilarious argument about it, smack each other around a bit, etc
alex: damn, that'll get us on CBC!
alex: or muchmusic, at the least
kerri: or that Christian channel
alex: we'll be the center focus of one of those "debates" they have where everyone just agrees with each other
alex: on pain of blasphemy

She Kept Her Condoms In It
kerri: Margaret, who is a big whore, will disapprove
alex: why's that?
alex: shouldn't she be expanding the range of people she can sleep with so she doesn't start repeating?
kerri: you'd think so, but she was pretty tight with those ops bitches who warned us not to miss church on sunday
alex: No kidding? Maybe she was just trying to get at their boyfriends
alex: She seemed to like the innocent type
kerri: it's true
kerri: what a character
alex: that smarties box thing still cracks me up
alex: i maintain that "smarties box" was code name for her crotch
kerri: maybe, but she claimed to be storing an awful lot of stuff in there
alex: well.. i don't think anyone's quite surprised by that
kerri: she's loose in more ways than one
alex: ahahahaha

Sacriligia
kerri: the nice thing about Pride is that you learn it's not just the boys that are all up ons, but also girls!
kerri: and then you feel like even more of a stud
alex: the leather helps too
kerri: if you're into that
alex: i feel i should procure a tricycle
kerri: one of those big, comical, old-timey ones?
alex: that would be awesome
alex: we could ride twosies
kerri: I would have a horn on mine
kerri: and I would accuse people of being carpet-baggers and such
alex: we could hang a big sign on it that says "no lolly-gagging"
kerri: oh fuck, now I really want one
alex: or we could go all ironical and tote a sign reading "god hates fags"
alex: and splash it with fresh jam
kerri: the trouble is most of the population is too stupid to appreciate irony
alex: i won't consider my day complete unless i get a bible thrown at my head
kerri: that's the spirit!
alex: mom: what happened to your head?
........me: bible!
kerri: i'm sure you have a bible incident weekly
alex: yeah every sunday when i crash the local church
alex: i should devise a special helmet
alex: maybe encorporating some horned theme

The Refreshments
kerri: we will plan this, certainly
kerri: so, mark june 25th on your calendar- gay for a day!
alex: done!
alex: then we need to go for some homosexual-type drinks
alex: what do lesbians prefer?
alex: Tom Collins?
kerri: they seem to go for Budweiser
kerri: and Sol instead of Corona, for some reason
alex: i see you've been doing your research
kerri: I'm all about the queer culture

Dressing The Part
alex: I need to think of some appropriate apparel
alex: brightly coloured plaid
alex: offend the churchies AND the lesbians
kerri: it will be too hot for my tegan and sara hoody, but that does usually impress the ladies
alex: just pair it with leather underwear
kerri: birkenstocks
kerri: actually, I could use new sandals
alex: we can always go shopping
alex: "hi, i need some birkenstocks, yes for the parade, how did you know?"

It's Time To Get Real!
kerri: on the wall behind my desk I have a photo of you giving me the bird, single deuce style
kerri: it reminds me to straighten up and fly right!
alex: i'm a champ all right
kerri: after university we can become life coaches
kerri: shout slogans at people, and charge lots of money
alex: i'll need to invest in some larger teeth
kerri: no, we'll be the tough love kind of life coaches
alex: a texas accent, then?
kerri: that'll work
kerri: it's a bullshit industry but people are idiots
kerri: we'll roll in dough and buy our very own schweizers
alex: we can paint our schweizers in rainbow colours and buzz the parade
kerri: yes, a great way to advertise
alex: and our first book can be titled "You Gon' Done Good"
kerri: followed by "you done good- kep it up!"
alex: with two young black females holding hands on the cover
alex: market to every group!

[nikki4982]

All while I was asleep...

sandnippy (5:39:50 PM): NO SLEEPING

Auto response from rochyorbust (5:39:50 PM): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

sandnippy (5:39:52 PM): WAKE UP
sandnippy (5:39:54 PM): NO
NO Z
sandnippy (5:39:56 PM): LESS Z
sandnippy (5:40:13 PM): MORE UH
E?
O?
NO NO NO I GOT IT
LESS Z
MORE Z
sandnippy (5:41:16 PM): FUCK! IGNORE THAT LAST ONE!
LESS Z MORE X AND Y AND W AND O AND G AND P AND L AND NESS PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU GET ZXYWOGLPNESS!
sandnippy (5:41:30 PM): THATS A GOOD THING]
sandnippy (5:41:36 PM): SO IN CONCLUSION! LESS Z
sandnippy (6:36:21 PM): WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Auto response from rochyorbust (6:36:21 PM): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

sandnippy (6:36:24 PM): NO Z
sandnippy (6:36:26 PM): NOOOOOO Z
sandnippy (6:36:55 PM): IM THE Z NASI! IM SUCH A NASI I HAVE TO SPELL IT LIKE THAT CAUSE I WONT LET EVEN ME USE THAT LETTER!
sandnippy (6:37:04 PM): GIMME BACK MY Z'S RICKY MARTIN

[Dr. Hobo]

I STILL WANT THEM BACK

[beautiful liar]

[happening fish]

superboots84: i have no logic.
happeninfish: haha!
superboots84: :-(

[Soozy]

matt good(20:59:39): So you're in the clear??????
SoozyJ22 (20:59:43): yep :-D
matt good(20:59:52): YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA!

(that's for the other matt!)

SoozyJ22 (21:04:54): so .. type of cancer, where i live ... what else?
matt good(21:05:03): full name
matt good(21:05:14): bikini shots
matt good(21:05:15): etc
matt good(21:05:17): the usual
SoozyJ22 (21:05:21): you don't want to see the bikini shots!
SoozyJ22 (21:05:26): I'm way too white
matt good(21:05:26): hahahahaha

oh and that's NOT Matt's AIM ID so don't even think of trying it!

[Axtech]

[xjsb125]

That yeehaw is gimmick infringement!

+lawsuit

[happening fish]

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