gravity wrote:eh?
Honourary Canadian, much?
canada
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happening fish
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closeyoureyes
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Wouldn't Reno be old then?
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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closeyoureyes
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dear canada,
i question your motives.
love always but not today,
Reno (bandalero)
i question your motives.
love always but not today,
Reno (bandalero)
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
I swear that nuke we launched over alaska was NOT meant to hit...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
oh no, i saw that comming, but.....i see right through it all man.
how dare you all try and assimilate me into your rich and elaborate Canadian culture by giving me a Canadian quarter instead of a US quarter from the vending machine.
Bastards....you cunning, cold hearted, manipulating bastards!!!
how dare you all try and assimilate me into your rich and elaborate Canadian culture by giving me a Canadian quarter instead of a US quarter from the vending machine.
Bastards....you cunning, cold hearted, manipulating bastards!!!
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
I don't even think I pay attention to which currency my change is in... I'm positive I use American change at least a couple times per week.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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nikki4982
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I have a lot of Canadian pennies that Monkey didn't want that I just threw into my wallet along with my other change. Nobody checks. 
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
yeah, i see how it is, your just downplaying it and making me look like the crazy one here. well know this. i'm on to you Canada. you will not invade Texas while i am still alive!!! respect our soverignty.....biznitches.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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beautiful liar
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foolish one!!!
like Napoleon, Santa Annas and Hitler, you'll only come into a little bit of Texas and the elements will destroy you. only difference is instead of freezing cold (ok, so Santa Anna was beat by the swamps, close enough), it'll be melting heat. and then of course our pollution (ranked 50th in the US for cleanest air) will clog your immaculate lungs and you'll keel over and die from lack of clean pristine air and of course the overwhelming heat. so come on in Canada, we'll be waiting with our lemonade, straw cowboy hats, and guayaveras. not to mention your doom!!!!
*evil laugh*
like Napoleon, Santa Annas and Hitler, you'll only come into a little bit of Texas and the elements will destroy you. only difference is instead of freezing cold (ok, so Santa Anna was beat by the swamps, close enough), it'll be melting heat. and then of course our pollution (ranked 50th in the US for cleanest air) will clog your immaculate lungs and you'll keel over and die from lack of clean pristine air and of course the overwhelming heat. so come on in Canada, we'll be waiting with our lemonade, straw cowboy hats, and guayaveras. not to mention your doom!!!!
*evil laugh*
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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beautiful liar
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you seem not to realize i'm from what they call "texas north" where it seems like half the people i talk to are transplanted texans! we bought our HOUSE from a texan! ALBERTA baby! not only that, but i have the advantage of lungs clogged by the dirtiest air in canada...i originate in halton where the air has tested to be the most polluted. the yellow smog and palpable humidity were the earmarks of my childhood. I AM PREPARED FOR YOU, TEXAN!
i'll take your doom, and raise you a whirling calamity of destruction, stampede style!
i'll take your doom, and raise you a whirling calamity of destruction, stampede style!
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beautiful liar
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beautiful liar
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foolish Canadians,
we get our beef from Nebraska, and we raise our own. Santa Gertrudis.....can't beat that meat. (ha! funny!) why would we want your rancid cuts? nothing in Canadalands can prepare you for the horor that is the South TexAs heat, nothing!!! and the little smog y'all have is no comparison to Houston smog, where birds fall out of the sky and die from inhaling. we have you out gunned, the elements will stop your advancement, and you will be sent back to Canada as Canadian beef, from your slaughterhouse, TexAs!
we get our beef from Nebraska, and we raise our own. Santa Gertrudis.....can't beat that meat. (ha! funny!) why would we want your rancid cuts? nothing in Canadalands can prepare you for the horor that is the South TexAs heat, nothing!!! and the little smog y'all have is no comparison to Houston smog, where birds fall out of the sky and die from inhaling. we have you out gunned, the elements will stop your advancement, and you will be sent back to Canada as Canadian beef, from your slaughterhouse, TexAs!
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown