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This joke is so cool it's hardly a joke at all!

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PERFECT COUPLE!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple
along with Santa Claus had an accident. Only
one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Highlight for Answer!)


Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa
Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a
car accident.

Men Keep scrolling!

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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Awesome :lol:
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:lol:
i laughed about this on the hub
i might as well laugh here too
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w00t
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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Post by Henrietta »

:lol:

I'm such a better driver than any of the boys I know. Plus, I actually know my directions, unlike them.
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Well you may know them, but it's obvious that you don't follow them. :P
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No way. I don't like to end up in rollovers and with 30 outstanding tickets. And lost.
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Why would you end up in rollovers and with 30 outstanding tickets and lost if you followed the directions?
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OOOooooooo
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Because boys don't follow directions.

Come on, they are notorious for that. Duh.
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who's the one that JUST IGNORED THE DRIECTIONS?
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When I read it the first time, i thought "Men Keep Scrolling!" was the punchline. I was all :freak:
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yeah but she was apparently perfect so she must be a perfect driver
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Good choice of wording. "Apparently"
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no one's perfect, plato
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You're perfect. :love:

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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:lol:

I have to make sure the boys aren't misbehaving.
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