And the crunk goes to......

Guest Presenter Lil Jon along with performances by Hubbin Park, Baby Rowan and the Coutts Twins, and three lifetime achievement awards.
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And the crunk goes to......

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I'mma tell y'all how it is. My name is Lil Jon and I'm here to award the 3rd annual Oska' awards to the crunkest members of this board. WHAAAAAAAAT!

BAN!: Reza (Kermit/lotus)

Best (Non-CM) OLP Site: Our Lady Peace by Rich and Shelley (ourladypeace.cc)

Best Avatar: Brett (starseed_10) pink! Image

Best Emoticon: : nana : :nana:

Best Fight/Rivalry: The CM Detectives vs. Fleeger (aka. The “Val" Conspiracy)

Best Thread: An Elaborate Story

Biggest Spammer: Lando (Lando)

Bigest Speling Notzy: Alex (happeningfish)

CM Hottie of the Year: Female : Maria (dream in japanese) Image

CM Hottie of the Year: Male : Jonathon (Long Jonny) Image

CMer With Most Notorious Sig/Avatar: Alex (happeninfish) - fishies!; Lando (Lando) - The Champ, anime, karate; Robbo (Axtech) - RBY, Axtech logo

Fuck This I'm Leaving...: Alan (Sufjan Stevens)

Horniest CMer: Melissa (xonodoubt69)

Meetup of the Year: 2004-07-30to08-06 - UHMU - AtlanticCity; Philadelphia; OceanCity,NJ; SixFlags; NewYork,NY - Bethany(superboots), Dave(Reijin), Kym(kyks17), Matt(xjsb125), Melissa(xonodoubt69), Nikki(nikki4982), Rob(areusad831), Susie (Soozy)

Most Artistic/Creative CMer: Trent (trentm32)

Most Controversial CMer: Alan (Sufjan Stevens)

Most Conservative CMer: Cass (Cass)

Most Friendly CMer: Nikki (nikki4982)

Most Immature CMer: Lando (Lando)

Most Influential CMer: Lando (Lando)

Most Likely To Be In A Retirement Home This Year: Sand (Dr. Hobo)

Most Likely To Be the Last One on This Board: Nikki (nikki4982)

n00b of the Year: Reza (Kermit/lotus)

Politik!: Jim (J-Neli)

The Fleeger Award for Dishonesty: Lando (Lando); Michelle/Val (MichelleJMU/finding emo)

The Kruno/Miro Beer Award: Rob (areusad831)

The Lurker Award: boner_boy69

The Matt Award for Violence: Self-Harm

The Other Bands: Matthew Good

Lifetime Achievement Award: Al. The founder of the CM and the person who made it possible for us to have all the fun and complaining we are allowed to have here today.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Lando. A co-founder and staple of the CM. The man who provides us with useless posts, wise advice on life, and a good friend.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Nate Dorough. The founder of the Hub. His small ftp community of 10 users has grown to a hub with over 1600 registered members from almost every continent.

Congratulations to all of our winners. Lil Jon, I'm out! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
That shit can definitely get annoying, people screaming, 'What?!' at you all f%*$in' day. They don't understand that you can't be crunk all the time.

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i thought the twins were presenting this shiznot
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No no, they performed with baby Rowan.

You must've missed it.
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Post by Dr. Hobo »

yeah lil jon!
you rock!
go fuck yourself.
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Yaaaay I winneded awards!
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I didn't :crying:
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.

And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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im a weiner
old school CM'er 4 Life
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Soozy wrote:I didn't :crying:

neither did i. :cry:
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Yay... Maria, when do we have our dance?
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CM'ers seem to like people with their hands stuck to their heads... Some sort of weird fetish going on here.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Post by dream in japanese »

:lol:
that's the tip for next year if you wanna win :nod:

jonathon...we get a dance?! :GASP:
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w00t!
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*breaks out the bubbly*

Congrats to all the winners and nominees! :jer:
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Pfft, screw the nominees. We rock.
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superrgirll wrote:
Soozy wrote:I didn't :crying:

neither did i. :cry:


I didn't win either. However, I will be hosting a private party for all those who didn't win.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Post by nelison »

*Ahem*

I'd like to thank each and every one of you for this fantastic award. It is not everyday that we get to recognize CM'ers who stand out from others, and I am overjoyed to be considered one of those individuals. I would like to share this award with Sinead, Reno, Chris, Corey, Doug, and everyone else who posts in the politics threads. Without you, I would merely be talking to myself. Thank you.

And a thanks goes to Matt for keeping this website up and running, and allowing heated debate to persist in the politics section.

Also, Thank you Mr Bush. Without you, we would have nothing to dicuss. There is a large part of me that wishes we didn't have anything to discuss, but as long as we have to put up with your bullshit, the politics section will go on.

Finally, since i think I need to expand my horizons and try to win two awards next year, let me just say fuck you to you all, but yet, you are all the nicest people in the world, and I would take a bullet for each and every one of you *gives cupcakes to everyone* *winks* Vote for me for the most controversy in '06!

*band plays*
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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:lol: :clap: :clap: :lol:
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:lol: Great speech Jim!
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You get next year's vote from me just for the speech! w00t.
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I hope everyone likes their awards. They took me quite some time to design so that you could still tell what they are. :lol:

Also, previous winners of Oskars will recieve their awards soon. Sorry for the delay. :*)**
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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