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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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But who's the third party that's contributing to this mix?
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:lol: :lol:
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Hahaha, oh man.
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I've got the required ingredient.






IN MY PANTS!
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Axtech wrote:First muffin: Damn, it's hot in here.

Second muffin: OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!


That's the right joke. :nod:

Brett's joke is wrong.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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Damn straight.
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Wezz-lee.
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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nikki4982 wrote:We don't have any muffin mix. :crying:

OK, Melissa... here's the plan... someday soon, you come over, and we use your muffin mix in my oven. :lol:


Nikki wants Melissa's muffins in her oven! :GASP: I'm just glad it wasn't buns.

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i was making a SATIRE, bitches.

and i'm too hung over to fight back, but you guys suck anyway :yarr:
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Rusty wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:We don't have any muffin mix. :crying:

OK, Melissa... here's the plan... someday soon, you come over, and we use your muffin mix in my oven. :lol:


Nikki wants Melissa's muffins in her oven! :GASP: I'm just glad it wasn't buns.


ok. the trick is to make it a joke BEFORE someone else does.
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:lol: She's right, you know.
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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:lol:
go fuck yourself.
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:eek: *runs away*

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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two muffins walk into a bar
bartender's like: wrong joke guys.



i'm soooo cool :nod:
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im hungry
go fuck yourself.
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Me too... and I still haven't had my muffin fix. :crying:
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<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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