Biggest Spammer

[nikki4982]

Vote!

[starseed_10]

oh man. who nominated me?

[nikki4982]

No idea, check the thread.

[Soozy]

irrelevant

[Lando]

I may have nominated you Brett, either you or Gimme

[nikki4982]

irrelevant

Oooh, that was a typo from last year, even! I just copied & pasted. *fixes*

[Gimme_Shelter]

i dont even spam, everyting i post has a purpose

[nikki4982]

How is Johnny not winning? I think 99% of his 5 million posts were spam.

[Gimme_Shelter]

im just wondering where you got my name from


probably a spy camera

"wheres my spy camera, wheres my spy camera, wheres my spy camera, wheres my spy camera, heres your stupid spy camera"

[nikki4982]

I'm just good like that.

It's my goal to, every year, put someone's name up so people are like, "woah, they have a name?!?!" Last year, I believe that person was Venom.

[Gimme_Shelter]

thanks

so much for my plans of making everyone think i didnt have a name

years and years of hard work all shot down the drain due to your misuse and abuse of power

[nikki4982]

[starseed_10]

i got a vote!

you guys are going down now....

[Lando]

How is Johnny not winning? I think 99% of his 5 million posts were spam.

Johnny's a good guy. He and I talk about things like women, video games, medicinal treatments and even women too sometimes.

However there's more to spam than quantity. It's about placement, timing and relevance. (Yes, it's true. Even the irrelevant has relevance) Even one perfectly placed post is important. It has to be pleasantly mind numbing to read. It's about the content and not the lack there of. It has to be spectacular in how off topic it is, yet at the same time have some sort of indirect connection, which will link other people's once on topic thoughts to your spam. Born from the ashes will be more spam to follow as each reply now has a new totally spamtacular subject.

Note: The term "Spamtacular" is copywritten and owned by Lando Corp.

[Random Name]

You know, if whoever wins the Banned award should get banned for a week then maybe whoever wins this should have their post count reset.

[beautiful liar]

How is Johnny not winning? I think 99% of his 5 million posts were spam.

Johnny's a good guy. He and I talk about things like women, video games, medicinal treatments and even women too sometimes.

However there's more to spam than quantity. It's about placement, timing and relevance. (Yes, it's true. Even the irrelevant has relevance) Even one perfectly placed post is important. It has to be pleasantly mind numbing to read. It's about the content and not the lack there of. It has to be spectacular in how off topic it is, yet at the same time have some sort of indirect connection, which will link other people's once on topic thoughts to your spam. Born from the ashes will be more spam to follow as each reply now has a new totally spamtacular subject.

Note: The term "Spamtacular" is copywritten and owned by Lando Corp.

spamming 101 with lando!

[Lando]

Claire gets an A+

[Rusty]

One should also keep in mind that the spam shouldn't be too long, because then people get bored whilst reading it.

[Gimme_Shelter]

if they get bored while reading it, then it just means your boring


just because its spam doesnt mean its boring

[Rusty]

But long posts are intimidating. It's best to break it up into smaller ones.