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Xavier870 wrote:Did you know that shaving your pubic hair will NOT rid you of crab infestation?


whats a crab infestation?
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its what happens when you eat too much seafood
go fuck yourself.
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i see...
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:lol: Oh, poor naive frog.
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*stays away from red lobster*
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lobsters are cool
because pinchy is cool
therefore lobster are cool
plus everynow and then you can find lobsters that are both male and female :nod:
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nikki4982 wrote::lol: Oh, poor naive frog.




he cant actually be that naive
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actually, yes he can
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you just answered your own question there, :lol:
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ya, its much easier then waiting for someone else to do it

and you pretty much always get then answer you want this way
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i miss pinchy
go fuck yourself.
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the lobster? :GASP:
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yes
go fuck yourself.
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i seriously don't know what a crab infection is. seeing as how it involves pubic hair...i don't think i want to find out
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:wtf:

i had this awesome idea today for a girl to get a tattoo of a tiny black cat crouching in the "grass" (ie, top of the pubes) looking like it's about to leap onto something.
(insert tasteful pussy joke here)
seriously though, best tattoo idea ever, no?
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actually that isnt a bad idea


so long as their isnt very much "grass"
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I heard of some girl who had a little guy with a lawnmower tattooed there.
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a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

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thats awesome
go fuck yourself.
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