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something that will baffle humanity for ages

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:jerk off:



why is this dudes dick a different colour from the rest of his body?
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he's wearing a mask and a glove.
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he's wearing a faulty condom
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its erect?
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he friction burned the hell out of it.
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He rubbed it raw~!
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what i wanna know is why his penis is floating in the air in front of him
go fuck yourself.
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Cornholio wrote:its erect?


over his penis, johnny.
that's where they go.
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:Johnathan:
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probably some sort of high end language joke because you used its instead of it's.
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Dr. Hobo wrote:what i wanna know is why his penis is floating in the air in front of him


his penis is where his neck should be!

PENIS NECK!
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Lando wrote:
Dr. Hobo wrote:what i wanna know is why his penis is floating in the air in front of him


his penis is where his neck should be!

PENIS NECK!


nah man
theres a gap between where his neck should be
theres a clear space!
go fuck yourself.
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he's wearing a black neckwarmer.
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what a loser
go fuck yourself.
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i know.
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starseed_10 wrote:probably some sort of high end language joke because you used its instead of it's.


wow you people.

alex: he's wearing a faulty condom
johnny: it (the condom) is erect?
alex: (no, the condom is not erect, it is) over his (erect) penis, johnny

i realize that johnny was answering the original question and not responding to my post, but i tried to make a joke. I FAIL
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i liked my tangent about his lack of a neck
or more like his condition i shall refer to as floating penis ... itis
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ah, i see
i had no idea you were even talking about the condom
but umm...
good one
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ya, real good...
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happeningfish wrote:wow you people.

alex: he's wearing a faulty condom
johnny: it (the condom) is erect?
alex: (no, the condom is not erect, it is) over his (erect) penis, johnny

i realize that johnny was answering the original question and not responding to my post, but i tried to make a joke. I FAIL

Well *I* got it, Alex! And I thought it was funny. :nod:
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