I have sidewalk rage. Bad.

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 7:50 pm

I realized today.

Good thing I don't drive.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 7:54 pm

haha I can't stand people who walk slowly. Especially when I'm in a hurry. One time I threw this old lady off over the railing of the second floor of the mall, luckily she landed in the fountain.

She still died though.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 3/1/2005, 8:00 pm

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 8:00 pm

Yeah I know.

Today two jerks were WALKING SLOWLY and then SLOWED DOWN MORE to TALK TO EACH OTHER.

This was in front of the library, and we have like a long raised concrete area where lots of people sit and have lunch or smoke or whatever. I walked quickly around them right when we got to it and cut them off.

Then slowed down.

It was great.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/1/2005, 8:02 pm

I walk slowly.

:eek:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:04 pm

It's cool to walk slowly when you've got headphones on and you're strutting to Bill Withers or the Bee Gees or Al Green.

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 8:05 pm

It's okay to walk slowly as long as you keep a path open for people to pass!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:08 pm

Not if you fill your clothes with pillows, put on a huge red sweater, walk wide legged, almost like a waddle strut and pretend you're a white Fat Albert.

Then it's awesome.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/1/2005, 8:11 pm

I strut down the street whilst listening to Staying Alive.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:12 pm

exactly, bee gees like I mentioned!

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 8:12 pm

That's very optimistic with people like me and Lando around!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:13 pm

That's "Lando and I" sir.

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 8:14 pm

Actually it's "Lando and me."

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:16 pm

I think you're drunk.

Post by **faninor** » 3/1/2005, 8:17 pm

I'm still right though!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/1/2005, 8:20 pm

When I strut down the street, people stare in awe at my awesomness.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 3/1/2005, 8:22 pm

thats because everyone is thinking

"holy shit is that guy ever stayin alive"

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2005, 8:41 pm

Joshag wrote:I'm still right though!

I don't deny it drunken sailor!

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 3/1/2005, 9:17 pm

don't worry josh i have it to. i can't stand when people walk slow. especially when it's somewhere tons of people are walking. these two girls were just strolling along the other day when i was trying to walk to the train and i wanted to push them.

reza · Post by **reza** » 3/1/2005, 9:57 pm

I hate those kind of people too...especially if they walk in like a straight line of four people or something!! with their jeans falling down, it's like...wtf do you WANT to piss me off?

i cant stand it!! it's freaking irritating.
i also hate the sidewalk because i had to shovel it