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Lando
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J-Neli wrote:I get the bastard with a heart of gold award. Called it! (sorry Lando, I know you really were hoping for this one but I made all the political moves at the right time. Pissed people off at the beginning of the year, Tore into some noobs, then slowly started regaining my good side in the minds of the CM'ers, while still being a bastard to some noobs. Then in a strategic move the CM has never seen before, i created the CM directory, and everyone was happy, and CM happiness was at an all time high thanks to the constant compliments and all the other stuff that came with it. If I could turn it into a movie that didn't consist of 2 hours of staring at a computer screen while some kid types I would so do it.)



Wait wait wait... when did I want this? Or even better yet... I don't remember ever having a heart of gold... I'm still a bastard to noobs and oldies alike! It's a lot of work being able to achieve a level of bastardness where people can't say anything good or nice about you!

Heart of gold! *HMPH!* I say good day to you sir! Good day!

(That's your cue to walk away)
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Post by nelison »

maybe it wasn't you then... either way I have that award in the bag.
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Post by Lando »

Or maybe I'm screwing with your feeble minds!
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Post by Johnny »

My mind isnt feeble. :cry:
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Post by Lando »

okay I meant just Jim's.

So minus the S
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Post by reza »

what about me?
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Post by Johnny »

Ok cool. :)
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Post by closeyoureyes »

Mine is very feeble. Feeblicious.
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Post by Rusty »

Lando wrote:
J-Neli wrote:I get the bastard with a heart of gold award. Called it! (sorry Lando, I know you really were hoping for this one but I made all the political moves at the right time. Pissed people off at the beginning of the year, Tore into some noobs, then slowly started regaining my good side in the minds of the CM'ers, while still being a bastard to some noobs. Then in a strategic move the CM has never seen before, i created the CM directory, and everyone was happy, and CM happiness was at an all time high thanks to the constant compliments and all the other stuff that came with it. If I could turn it into a movie that didn't consist of 2 hours of staring at a computer screen while some kid types I would so do it.)



Wait wait wait... when did I want this? Or even better yet... I don't remember ever having a heart of gold... I'm still a bastard to noobs and oldies alike! It's a lot of work being able to achieve a level of bastardness where people can't say anything good or nice about you!

Heart of gold! *HMPH!* I say good day to you sir! Good day!

(That's your cue to walk away)


Actually Lando, I think you're supposed to storm out of the room now you know like fez does.

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Post by Hope »

i dont even know all the categories for the oskars
so .. i duno what i could possibly be nominated for.
hmmm
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Post by reza »

You can fall under "n00b" of the year
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Post by Rusty »

Quiet you official n00b you. :P

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

dream in japanese wrote::GASP:
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thats fuckin sweet!

anyone else can win whatever the hell they want now that i've got my Latin Grammy

except for sexiest dude award, i'll also be winning that
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Post by AnnieDreams »

Lando wrote:okay I meant just Jim's.

So minus the S


Unless Jim has multiple minds! :O
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Post by areusad831 »

haha the award should be the latin grammy with the monkey on it
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Post by thirdhour »

Ok, I'm here and I'm late.

What the hell kind of honours are you bastards bestowing on me this year?
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Post by Rusty »

Depends what kind of honour you want bestowed on you.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Post by thirdhour »

Uh...many. And sexually, please.
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Post by Rusty »

Very well. *bestows sexual honour*

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Post by One-Eye »

I want an award! Despite the fact that I've been away from the CM for most of the past year AND have no distinguishing attributes! I WANT ONE ANYWAY DAMMIT!
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