Your Choice. Pick One.

theshoppingchannel · Post by **theshoppingchannel** » 1/31/2005, 1:26 am

Images are courtesy of two talented ClumsyMonkey members.

Pick one. Any one.

Which *cough* imaginary hooker is better? :drool:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 1/31/2005, 1:29 am

I love when the shopping channel gives me choices. And a payment plan.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/31/2005, 1:30 am

so its a choice between a 2 different sized breasts or someone who's face appears to be peeling off her skin?

theshoppingchannel · Post by **theshoppingchannel** » 1/31/2005, 1:32 am

It's not my fault the two who drew those can't draw properly.

But hey, don't shoot the messenger! :clumsy:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 1/31/2005, 1:34 am

You didn't offer me a payment plan FUCKER! :mad:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/31/2005, 1:34 am

but but but
that is what the choice boils down to in real life too!
well
the part about whats her faces .. ummm face
im kinda scared of that lohan character too so ive never exactly well examined her relative breast sizes :nod:

theshoppingchannel · Post by **theshoppingchannel** » 1/31/2005, 1:42 am

Since the item is on clearance, it is like Today's Showstopper.

Therefore, we do not have to offer Easy Pay.

Direct your complaint to the assholes at Rogers Media. :uh:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/31/2005, 1:44 am

i dislike rogers

theshoppingchannel · Post by **theshoppingchannel** » 1/31/2005, 1:46 am

Um... does anybody even like Rogers?

:freak:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 1/31/2005, 1:48 am

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 1/31/2005, 1:48 am

Mr. Rogers is probably fairly fond.

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 1/31/2005, 2:47 am

Both of them are ugly alien whores. One is orange and the other is so old she looks like she's getting mouldy.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 1/31/2005, 4:31 am

If they were mixed together they'd make one hot woman!

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 1/31/2005, 10:26 am

come on, people! vote for the crazy tanorexic she-man lindsay lohan thing!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 1/31/2005, 11:55 am

I know I did.

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 1/31/2005, 11:59 am

shopping networks suck, i like to go out with the crowds and fight over the last pair of chones.

oh and lindsey lohan has balls, scary.

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 1/31/2005, 12:12 pm

is that a turd hanging down from lohan's skirt?

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 1/31/2005, 1:26 pm

No That's her testicals

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 1/31/2005, 1:27 pm

Send her here: http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... hp?t=10039

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 1/31/2005, 7:20 pm

starvingeyes wrote:is that a turd hanging down from lohan's skirt?

i *think* it's meant to be pubic hair.

:eek:

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